Would you also prefer to build a fountain in your honor instead of discounts? D.A

Mo3r1984: Only in Russia you can watch a movie before the premiere
Barcus: And to play a game that didn’t come out on a wheel that didn’t come out.

from the local forum.
Frankey: "The photographer is not the technique, but the person"
"The masterpiece can also be removed on Chinese soap"
Have you ever paid attention to the fact that only those who say this do not take pictures on a mobile phone, but on 20 megapixel mirrors with optics for 50 pieces? =) is

I dream that my grandmother is calling me.
Docent: and says, you know, Artem’s server fell.
Docent: you give me a rute pass, I will do fsck and apache with the muscle up.
Docent: Well, I think, God give you health, grandmother, or I get to the nearest Internet to squeeze and squeeze.
Docent: And here I want to tell her the password, and I understand that the password is obscene, and the language does not turn such a grandmother to speak.
Docent: Here I was in a cold sweat and woke up.
Grandma said she laughed. and :)

The distribution of torrents is not closed by copyright holders, but by the organization "Russian Shield", in which a bunch of superstitious fools sit, obstructing our main right - free file exchange on the network.

Let's sit like that - and nothing but Linux can be downloaded on T-ru at all.

So what am I...? It’s time to break down their self-esteem and their servers.

Those who don’t joke!

I read the culinary forum:

Wheat and wheat.

I read the recipe three times :)

I will have a cat today!
I am jealous of you.
I have pasta again.

Alexander (15:11:02 23/10/2009)
I told you how we were frightened at our customs, that it was impossible to transport foods to the EU, that you need to eat everything if you are lucky, otherwise they will give a dog.
Alexander (15:12:02 23/10/2009)
I saw this dog.
a sardine with legs, in the tired eyes of which it was read "how you read me with your meal заебааали";

Presented in lectures:
“I will let you go and I will let you go, and it is not in your interest to prevent me from doing it.”

<Morko> you’re trolling them I don’t understand
<Split> I need to write a diploma. )
<Morko> and what? Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
<Splush> you understand what it is... I know the psychology of our person well ))
If I just fell to them in the community and said, “People, I’m writing my diploma, where can I look?” In the best case, I would be ignored.
<Splush> and so I will post something like "Nicholas the Second - fool!"
<Splush> and I am now with dozens of people willing to prove the opposite to me. And with the mountain references to all his biography and everything that has ever been written about him.
<Splush> just take the stones, throw the mat and the diploma is ready)))

Conversation in the tram:
Girl (watching the ticket): Interesting, but the 404 tickets actually exist?
The guy: They exist. No one can find them.)

by demiurg:
Now the report of the premiere will sound in the style: IMHO, with the economy all in order, details in the aska. Everyone in this word!

<Kraska> Harsh Bridges, according to the stories of an eyewitness. It was in Soviet years. They built federal bridges. Significance of hair. At the time, they were in the buildings.
by 001. There are, therefore, three guys on the edge of the unbuilt bridge, carrying a long shell. The first gets something under his feet and he makes a circumvention maneuver towards the middle of the bridge. The second continues to go straight... and the third... just quietly disappears – the height above the ground is about... (many!) of meters. Those who saw it ran to the place in a cold sweat. The first and second throw the iron, also run to the edge. And the third.. stands there below - a small one, in size :)) and cracks off from the sand. People cry out to him, “You are alive!” And he polently replied, “I’ll go back now, and I’ll put this shweller in the back of the First, and then I’ll grab it, and then all the others. And all of these words become so good:)) The guy is alive!! Just silently in the fall I turned over my head and a little bit on my legs, on a fresh sand!

Are there other people who can sleep a couple at 16.20?

and BlindFear:
And when the goladin stone was eaten, and there was no chrum-chrum and no tooth, then the green notebook was roasted and cried.
by Al'Fy
The fact that you are an orc is not a reason not to give me my lips back!

My brother (he is 24 years old) went to the store:
I have three for 23!
Are you in the bank or in the bottle?
I have a chocolate...

The thicker the brain, the thinner the humor.
Dmitry Pasternak-Taranushenko

I recently went into the case with my friend. He has a big home.
The Caucasian is bound. Knowing the nature of the dog, I stopped away from the calice and called on the mobile number of the friend - let him go out, let him hold his "Caucasian." In the meantime, I’ll run out of the house quickly.

The “Caucasian” heard me and ran out to cheer. I, although I was separated from the shepherd by a fence, still cooled inside - only a thin rope dragged behind the healthy dog on the ground - almost a thread...

But the dog acted somewhat unusual this time: he ran to me, but looked back at the rope all the time. He ran to the place where the rope was slightly stretched and stopped.

It was then that I began to scream loudly.

A friend came out, holding the “Caucasian.” We walked out of the house, stood, smoked. I asked :

Why is he so unusually disciplined? Before, he broke the chain, so he ran away.

Not just a chain. When he broke the last, the strongest chain, there was nothing more to tie him, only the burning thick rubber was at home. Let me, I think, temporarily tie it up while I come to a new chain in the store. I pulled it in, and the neighbor came in. Well, the dog with the laughter fled: bad, as always. Only this time the rubber burning ka-a-ak will throw him back...

Then a few more times so. Then I'm already watching - carefully standing, cutting, so that the burns do not stretch. After the new chain, it is not possible to get out of it at all, it is not time; but the burning recently needed the wife. I took, I gave. For several weeks now, I can say, I use this thread. The dog was careful...

The king of the beasts, the lion decided to leave for rest and before this to travel around and see his subjects animals all over the planet. In Africa, he met a strawberry running on a savannah. He caught him and asked:
Do you know who I am?
You are the king of the beasts. We all fear, respect and obey you.
Satisfied with the hearings, the lion continued his journey and arrived in India.
I met an elephant in the jungle. He grabbed him for the hood and asked:
Do you recognize me?
You are the king of the beasts. Everyone is respected, respected and obeyed.
Assaulted, the lion arrived in the steppe of Central Asia. I noticed a man running on his business.
Oh stand still.
The Turkish man turned around, looked at him, with an unhappy look threw the Tsar from his feet to his head, nodded and jumped on. The lion, angry, risks following:
to stand! He chased after the thief. After a short hunt, he arrived.
The man asks loudly:
“You, little girl, don’t recognize me?! to
After a minute of looking, I don’t know. Who are you?
How is? Do you not know me? Everyone is afraid of me, everyone respects me.
They swear in front of me!
The man looked at him with an appreciative glance and said:
Is it Nazarbayev?

Following the article "Russia, forward!" President Dmitry Medvedev plans to write the sequences "Russia, back!" and "Russia, to the foot!"
Lapis