How do I tell my husband that I am pregnant? He expected one
yyy: Tell him "Your expectations have been met by 300%"

Time is ruthless to women, and men are even more ruthless. 30 years is a young and fresh lady... 40 years is experienced, but still good! and you are "tits, old ladies"... As if in this chat only schoolchildren. Simenon in this regard is good:"On the chair sat a young woman of 38";

He said he was a pedicure. This is as if in general, but the crowds of latent pidders began to crack about it all the way, and here is where to go for people who crack?

DRB
Today my son woke up before me, put in toys, found a plastic hammer there and let us knock: on the bed, on the walls, on toys. I could not stand through a dream:
The bone! Knock on your head!
And I hear, a deaf man like this! and ah! And to me in response:
and Dad! You are bad!

Specifically for TP:
People don’t know that there are 50 km deep under the ocean.
Mary: There can only live all kinds of bacteria.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
At a depth of 50 km under the ocean, hot magma plays and only fantasy lava dragons and salamanders can live there.

During the time of unshakable youth, the boss had a counter-secretary, a man-hater...And here we went to the sex shop with the thought of buying her something to do on March 8...)) we were advised, such a small rubber grain of a thistle, which when getting into the water environment grows to quite decent sizes and has the shape of a male reproductive organ....And here, together with the flowers we put it in a vase with flowers and with a calm conscience went around the houses....And the secretary, in order to bend before the boss took this vase to the boss in the evening. In the morning, the boss came to work, with horror discovered the leaping out of the vase... the secretary was fired in 5 minutes.)))

Now, having iPhones has become not a puppy.

Sasha: How are you there?
I drink tea
Sasha: I too
It is only beer.

I’m looking forward to the invention of a cigarette that paralyses a smoker’s legs for five minutes. That they should stand while smoking, and not run before me, smoking!

If coping with a single child is so difficult, it is worth limiting itself to fish? Wait until you realize that no one, except those who voluntarily agreed, is obliged to you, and then to give birth and raise an independent personality?
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If no one, except those who voluntarily agreed, is obliged to help a woman raise her child, which is generally right, then later that child also owes nothing to anyone except her own mother. Moreover, he is not obliged to leave a young wife with a baby in the army, which, in fact, a young woman complains in the original post. It is unlikely that the man voluntarily agreed to this - there are much simpler and more pleasant ways to leave a woman with a child. He wanted to volunteer for her. did not give.

The Inquisitor>
In general, it was supposed to be like Sparta: something miserable was born - a rock. I thought of something imbecile – a head on a stone. And, fucking, no sexual contact with the one from whom it was born. And in fact, the Aichi is like the Kunstkammer, the worse the wreck, the more chances to get on the best regiment and cause general admiration.

We play in the association, I call the word, and you answer that first came to mind.
OK OK
by WINDOFON
The incomprehensible shit
and android
discharged
– apple
The pirates!! to

Mr N. Orthodox atheist. Rather, in fact, he is an anti-theist, on the occasion and without the reason expressed by bragging and indignation against religion - on the occasion and without. Here and today, he listened to an unclear person, who had nothing to do with him about someone's sick child. Judging by the reaction, it was heard something like: "Bla-Bla-Bla... a cold... bla-Bla... the main thing is not to forget to put a candle... " Comrade, of course, exploded with indignation and another angry sermon against the "opium for the people", and the girls could not laugh for a long time. The nephew employees were going to put therapeutic candles in the pop to strengthen immunity.

Balzac, put in the grave like a propeller:

Maria Gavrilovna of "Methel" Pushkin was already young: "She was 20 years old."
Juliet’s mother at the time of the events described in the play was 28 years old. Juliet is 14.
The Balzac age, the time of a woman’s decay, came at 30 years old.
Ivan Susanin at the time of the feat was 32 years old (he had a 16-year-old daughter at the time of extradition).
Dostoevsky’s “Crime and Punishment” was 42 years old.
Anna Karenina at the time of death was 28 years old, Vronsky - 23 years old, the old husband of Anna Karenina - 48 years old.
Cardinal Richelieu was 42 years old at the time of the siege of the La Rochelle fortress described in The Three Musketeers.
But here is the phrase from the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room" (it was Karamzin).

I can’t understand if the women of the Balzac age look good, so you can talk to them as if they were cries?

And no one is embarrassed that even with "sleepers" we need to talk culturally? Such ladies went, and then why the young people are bad!

Looking at the various kinds of militants of the class "Pitch-Pitch-Olo", I asked the question: on which in the explosive devices to make wires of different colors? To facilitate removal? Beauty and Feng Shui? It is more logical to make all the wires of the same color. Probably various colors are made specifically for the story.
Presented an episode of the film with a bomb with wires of one color:
Here is a bomb!
Pick up the mines! Which wire to cut - white or white? I think white!
No one is! But not white! Cut the white!
Baaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The silence...
The sound in silence:
I told you, you had to cut white, and you "no, but not white, less white".

XXX is URA!
I realized what it’s like to be a 40 year old aunt!
You can get on the bus, sit down and not give up the seat to those who look like a grandmother!
OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO
I gave up here, she sat down with a breath, talked. He goes on a date with his son, who is under investigation, the only... Very hard to live... at 38 years old...
And here’s how I realize I’m 42, and I’m going from the early ultrasound (12 weeks of pregnancy) through two sections (taking kids), and then to the car service? People, she really wants to give up...

Smoking at work:
What happened to my hand?
I went into the vegetable :(
It is self-critical.

The branch of the forum "How to hide the fact of betrayal from spouse (-s)".
Approximately 10 pages, coming to the conclusion that the SCH of the husbands are usually none and the wife is often enough to just stay at home, that the faithful would not have guessed about anyone, switching to the advice of men.
Man (by profile: 37 years old)
In order for my wife not to guess anything, I:
1st I give her all s/p. I have $$ for halts, and this is almost 50% of the p/p.
2nd On the way home, I go to a public place to stop the smell + immediately in the shower.
Three I have sex with my wife whenever she wants.
And most importantly, when I come home, I eat everything my wife will prepare.
Female (by profile: 42 years old)
If my will give me a salary, have sex on my wishes, and there is something I will prepare - I will make his own shirts when he comes to the mistress.

XXX until evening!
Re by Night!
We are in the morning!
Fa the day!