I love Friday. A beautiful holy day.
But that’s only because Friday follows Saturday. Would it be a Friday without Saturday? Saturday is rolling!
What is Saturday without Sunday? It is worth nothing!
Thank you to the three world religions for the three holy days.
And from Monday to Thursday I will devote myself to Buddhism.

This was the first time I went to the swimming pool with my husband. My daughter bought a swimming glasses. Well explained what to do: where to go, what to do. He comes - he tells: said, everything is fine: split, washed, wearing glasses and handed over to the coach. Returned to leave - he hears the child's coach calls to himself, removes his glasses, turns as it should and leaps off the protective sticker from the glasses.

I sometimes read the composition on the packaging of products and semi-finished products. phosphate, nitrates and chrenates.

Nowadays, a person who has studied chemistry well in school can collect 20 grams of plastic from two packs of peelings, ketchup and mayonnaise.

Author film, let’s remind you, is a film that is interesting only to the author and, sometimes, his friends and relatives.

> And racing on pots was strictly forbidden by the teacher.

Oh, times... I won’t lie that I came first, but it was cool!

I watched the parody of satisfaction. In the head is the voice of Sowunya: "What a good guy! They are chilling, dancing, washing up all the community!"

I told a friend who worked as a youth swimmer. I write from his words:

The first dive? How not to remember him! This will remain in memory for a lifetime!

It was autumn. They sent me to find the drowning man. He drowned for three days near the shore.

I went down into the water, and it is in all our rivers, you know, muddy and muddy. I walk through this darkness - I see nothing, and I am terrified - the pipe! Handshake – what is it? The cover. Next story What’s Here? and cork. Then I found what I was looking for: I felt something soft, unheavy, not algae. The hair, then the head. I grabbed the poor man by the neck and dragged him to the shore, to the place where the people and the people of the area clashed.

My bark is already above the water, and I still see nothing - neither near nor far away! The mask shattered.

And then I feel that the deceased under his hand begins to shake and break out. At that moment I understood where the person’s adrenaline comes from! My poor coat! He saved me from the inevitable shame!

And what happened? Yes, just the colleagues who stood nearby came to help - they see that it was hard for me to pull the bloated body, they grabbed the dead man with a bag to tear out my wear... There were no masks on the men)

The child at the age of which it is a fight, can only play, respectively, in what he likes to play, he knows better.

It works at any age :)

Do not let familiar mommies in the park dive you into dirt with stories about the successes of their young geniuses. Every mother wants to boast of her child, so tell me too!
The key table:
“- And my child with such pleasure eats homemade cheese!” (yes, that dry, sour and tasteless substance, which is polluted when watering a child’s kefir with calcium gluconate) – “Once I managed to infuse three tablespoons in it.”
“Yes, and I get up five times a night to squeeze him, and at four in the morning I give up and take him to bed.”
“I wear it on my arms only when it is absolutely necessary!” – “that is, only five or six hours a day.”
“- I walk with him sometimes up to 8 hours a day!” - “One day I lost the keys and had to wait for my husband from work”
“- He already speaks so well!” – “I can distinguish from the unclear stream of sounds “gay!”, “la?” and “viga,” I would know what it means.”
“He’s so clever and doesn’t go where he can’t.” – “After I hit him a couple of times.”
“- my husband is a long and pleasant child!” - “Yesterday he held him under his mouse for an hour and a half, sitting in front of the television with hockey.”
“I can do it!” – “A housekeeper comes to me five times a week.”
“I have time and it doesn’t stress me at all!” – “A housekeeper and a babysitter come to me five times a week.”

Maybe the split of the personality, or maybe it is more convenient for him to weigh the pros and cons. Some by this method the paper is scratched and printed. Text is better perceived, some sound is better absorbed. There are no normal, there are no examined.

I got official permission to talk to myself and the surrounding objects at work.)))
Did the boss say you are suffering? I see you’re an auditor, you work better. Speak to!

Write down: if a creature fits on a palm, lives in a mushroom house and wears a red cap, it is a pus. And if it is a buggy, with a height slightly lower than a person, but exactly as much in the shoulders, with a beard-cut and a hammer, then it is a dwarf.
In the next lecture, we will carry out a comparative characterization of mermaids with sea virgins.

A familiar dogwoman told: a aunt came to them in the dressing with a pitbull and complained that he said, did not listen and figuratively expressed, sat on his head. (The case is classic, a young family acquires a dog, then for some reason they give it to their parents (in this case to this aunt), well, that’s all.

Cinologist - such a brave tough shepherd ryan took the job. Pitbull instantly passed through the chip, played out the most unfortunate dog, hid for the mistress and almost cried. Aunt stumbled on a filmologist in the style of "it's not a soldier for you and here's not an army mustra", "my legs will not be here anymore" and left, pulling a pupil behind her. The acquaintance says that this cunning dog ass flirted with the hostess, looked at the trainer with disgust, smiling into the whole pitbull and barely showed him the fake.

XXX: What to do if the game often flies out just during the game, and during the saving always flies out the game
YYY: Hi, Klitschko

I am also a child of early development. For example, I didn’t crawl at all, and at 6.5 months I just got up and went. Apparently, to get to the couch, fall on it and grow a pulp, because now I am all lazy))))

I can tell you, by the way, as a practising doctor, who also sometimes goes to doctors, I can confidently say that some doctors are just pizz&c... sorry for the bustle, hurt.

Irko: You understand, dear, the idea of spending less is absolutely alien and even unnatural to the female mind. For millions of years of evolution, who were we? The collectors. This makes sense for a mammoth hunter to chase a mammoth less and to take off less hands, turning it into food. But collecting not all the available bananas or ignoring half of the mammoth makes no sense. It makes sense to dry, salt and turn the compot. so I can’t save in the sense of "not spending", I can "buy more for the same money".

13th_ka7ahe4: I can't see the connection.
Yaxa: You understand, Daddy drinks rarely, even very rarely, but markedly. But as he drinks, he immediately runs to clean the sewage under the dishwasher in the bathroom. I, Grith, can’t be sober – it’s muddy.

>>> It is also interesting that none of the patients suspected anything. During his medical practice, the sanitary did not receive a single complaint on him.

The same feeling when the sanitary is better than doctors :-D

<Calendula> I want him to pay attention to me, but I don’t know how to approach.

Do as I do, always be in the field of sight, bend your elbows under 90 degrees, blink non-synchronously and scratch with one eye.

<Calendula> I can’t cut with one eye.

<Royal > Yours> Yes? %&j with him, cut two.

by KINOBAŞ
The wife teaches French, on which occasion we look at "The Phantom woke up" in the original. In the scene, where the boy in the hotel packs Zhuu with his shoes, suddenly - a native sound. Scuco, we switched the trail three times until we realized that the guest in the hat originally spotted de Funes in Russian!