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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129539
 17.06.2016
With Geektimes: Hren with it with a reference, we were forced to draw the engine in the section manually, with times up to 12 the same cut. One letter is not the case - you crush the whole drawing and go rework it.

Some tried to print in the carcass with pale lines and then circle it with a pencil, but whoever was caught at least once - passed the exams on the commission (which automatically meant no higher than three in all other subjects).

As a result, the people assembled a car, which drawn from the car with a real pencil, and then issued a second sheet of notes, in which the holes from the circle to accumulate.



The most exciting thing was that we studied CNC programmers.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129538
 17.06.2016
In the wave of posts about taxis and taxi drivers, I remembered one case. As I sat down with my friends, I called our city taxi and when he arrived I was very surprised. The driver of this taxi was a young Kazakh and distinguished him from all the drivers, the fact that he did not have both hands, the elbow. I don’t want to say that once he has no hands, I look negatively at it and I’m upset, no, I’ve heard about such people, but to see it was much more interesting. He was driving better than me, in addition to turning the lamb and switching the speed on the box, he had time to type the address in the navigator, then began to type the number in a small phone and talk on it. In general, he took me, and I watched all the way as he did everything quickly, calmly and clearly. Through acquaintances he learned that he has a wife, children and he has little talent. This man just admired me. Friend, if you are reading this, know that you are incredibly cool.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129537
 17.06.2016
A comment to the post about 100 bytes of data recorded in the intestinal stick: "Allo, Doctor. I have diarrhea. I have already lost one and a half gigabytes."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129536
 17.06.2016
From Zh.
In winter it is impossible to work because it is cold and all living things want to sleep. It is impossible to work in the summer because it is hot and all living wants to sleep. Every living thing wants to sleep, and you do it all year before it.
Remember that finally!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129535
 17.06.2016
Gandalf® firewall with adaptive protection. As soon as an attacker tries to infiltrate your network, Gandalf cuts off the connector and robs the horror hacker himself.
The Gandalf Firewall. You will not pass.
* When you buy the license you get free and Aragorn Browser, as well as BilboTorrent as a gift!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129534
 17.06.2016
Two signs above the shops having a common entrance: "zooshop" "coat, leather, fabrics, furniture"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129533
 17.06.2016
Here I thought.
And why did everyone decide what a young girl is reading on the couch?
The age is not indicated! My friend at the age of 50 could do that. And the mother-in-law could well have come to her visit with such a message. Or do we read only one "Achrenevil youth, at least something useful"???? to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129532
 17.06.2016
To fuck about doctors...I am a doctor-intern in a district clinic. I live in the box of the hospital like a salary of 1500 hryvnia (about 60 backs) is not always enough for food. It is necessary, by direct decree of the management, to make a bunch of papers so that the statistics are normal, or the indicators on morbidity and mortality will not be so iridescent. The burden is not childish, the majority of patients we all owe to the grave of life and they know exactly how they are treated, and we are idiots...And so yes, I am a corrupt and a briber – they brought me a pack of spices...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129531
 17.06.2016
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Documents in court. The result is deprivation of v. The overwhelming circumstance – over the course of the year the same violation, when I was on a bicycle at all.? to

This is so. We know, we have seen. You, wondering at the letter M", then you will sit on your own bicycle under the nose of the neighboring bus, making yourself a steel sandwich with meat. You, wonder, miraculously remained alive in the sandwich (the bus driver got away with a slight fright, only slightly pressing your steering wheel), you will sit on four wheels, you will think that no sign you are not a decree, once "pure field", and you will hardly fit in the mouth of me, passing the left turn, with the road closed from you, forcing you to urgently brake and lose the rear bumper. No, Noah, you’re not in business, you’re going on, shit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129530
 17.06.2016
PM: 40 units is a whole room))
PM: there can be stored a yard, for example)
Unwarkz: Or the cleaner =)))
Q: If the carpenter and the cleaner, then in 9 months, the electrician can appear in the 8th unit cabinet
PM: That is how you can complete the selection and the odin to grow!
Unwarkz: This is a data center!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129529
 17.06.2016
by Toaster
Question: How do I get a screenshot of the Debian terminal?
Comment: One of my acquaintances perverted the control of the system through the image!!! which the server downloads with an interval per minute from the specified URL. The picture is packed in the archive. The performance of the team is also sent as a picture. It is also packed in the archive. He’s just 10 years old as a servant. He is dumb bored. He has a housekeeper in his tea. Even the water can be boiled in the cup!!! I see you just starting to get so excited. The main thing is to remember the rule. You need to be able to stop in time!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129528
 17.06.2016
It was not so there!

A brick floats on the river.
Wood like glass.
Let him swim.
We don’t need a foam!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129527
 17.06.2016
111: A brick slips on the wall,
It is hairy like a tram.
This song is about love.
Do not forget her.

222: No, it was not so! Another option:
Through the river flows a tail from Hueva-Kukuev.
Let him swim. A fly is a plane.

333 Maybe it was like this:
A tail floats on the river.
wood like a brick,
Let him swim,
We don’t need a foam.

Chapter 444: The Thieves This is how:
A brick floats on the river
From the village of Kukova.
Let him swim,
The Iron Eve.

And the same poem in the language of William our Shakespeare:
A brick is floating down the river
From the town of Byron.
And we will let it float along,
F*cking piece of iron.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129526
 17.06.2016
The chaos will not be invented. I am sure that somewhere on Ali there will be a chair with the function of pumping watermelon and a bath-gassing machine.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129525
 16.06.2016
I fix mini-translations and put them on a joyeractor with pictures. The rating is 4-6.
Yesterday for the sake of rugby posted a photo from football with a fun comment. and what? Rating 57.3, getting to the main page and achievement "For creating the best".
"Our people love all kinds of shit" (c) S. Schnurov

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129524
 16.06.2016
This year, being behind the wheel, I surpassed the slowly crawling GAZEL. The road is straight, there is no mark. It is worth a sign of "bending is prohibited" in a clean field and the end of its action after a few kilometers.
— — —
It’s like your first year driving. Such areas are a constant feedstock of gauges, and the gazelles don't just crawl on them.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129523
 16.06.2016
The truth to the passengers should be said, and the problems will be much less.
If you tell the truth, the passengers will go mad.
Example - "Flight N is delayed for technical reasons. At the pre-flight inspection of the air force of the ITS was noticed the bended scapula of the ventilator of the right engine. During 20 minutes, the aircraft technician Kuzyavkin Mithody Kuzmich with the help of a cuvalda and some mother will correct the shoulder. The delay will not affect the time of arrival at the destination airport. Thank you for choosing our company!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129522
 16.06.2016
20592 “Paper Rat” Methodist of the Dean.
Take a vacation, set up a carpenter in some typewriter, RA or something like that. In a month, these "35 really smart people" with their creations will seem to you exceptionally cute and adequate people, and in their texts there are just minor misunderstandings.
Everything is known in comparison.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129521
 16.06.2016
The rules are written to walk. in the rules. It is written. Most of the rules are written on blood. Are you waiting for your blood there?

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Do not hinder. I need to write additions and changes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129520
 16.06.2016
When three years ago I was giving birth under a contract for a round amount in one of the best and most modern maternity homes in Moscow, there was such an unregistered one in the neighbouring maternity room without exchange cards and analyses. In Russian she knew only "Oh-Oh! Go to"
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I will support. A little less than three years ago I gave birth completely free of charge in the only nursery of our small Ural town. No bombers and gasterbeaters, I don’t know where they’re hiding. The medical staff is attentive and professional, no hassle. Good repair and decent food.
In the regional center, our friend gave birth to the linen and the mud (papa is a doctor with a position and connections) - tells horrors, fears to give birth to the second.
A lottery short.

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