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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139543
 12.03.2017
Lenny - Faithfulness

>> The Ukrainian Army The harsh realities.
XHHH: The questionnaires were distributed today
Tag: on Religion
HHH: But the patches had to fill them.
I filled it myself.
We now have a company of Muslims.

> You’ve cheated your full-fledged questionnaires! Then you run like a wounded man in the ass, you look for a long-runner like you, a kosher-halal to the front, to the chapel service you transmit that the imam is needed...
by Milla.

For this reason, Pasteurism was invented. If you need to write at least something, while guaranteed not to be mistaken blindly, write the Pastepharianism, the pasta will definitely eat for a sweet soul.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139542
 12.03.2017
Then I bought a bottle of tan. Now I sit, relentlessly pour it into myself, and just paid attention to the inscription on the rear label: "Net mass: 1 liter". This is how I can develop it now and put my eyes in place! Thank you, "good" and "literate" manufacturer from High Voltage Street in the city of Orel!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139541
 12.03.2017
I ordered a white shirt with AliExpress, crisp, the smell of "freshness" is just murderous, I think, no, maybe I rinse, it will go away. I washed in the bathroom. They found a good whitener there, the rust went out of the bathroom!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139540
 12.03.2017
The question is about this: Imagine you’re caught and thrown in jail, but you have the ability to carry a single metal object in your ass, what would it be?
<flammen> In general, I never came up with what can be useful enough and not too large at the same time.
<Herbert> So what did you answer?
<flammen> Well, the best thing I’ve come to mind (and I now think this item was created for that) is ballysong. It benefits a little, but what else could I think of?
<Herbert> The diamond carpet?
<flammen> B**t

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139539
 12.03.2017
They are not just fleeing abroad. They flee from the province to the capital. From capital to province. They flee where they expect to stand out and where they expect to be lost.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139538
 11.03.2017
I was trying to buy something in the store. Long tried to clarify the mixture of Hebrew and English, and then asked a friend if she didn’t know how in English or Hebrew it would be sharp. To which the young seller asked: "and what, was it weak to say immediately in Russian?". He was not Russian-speaking.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139537
 11.03.2017
to this:
Anon worked on the printing of circles, someday a representative of some company came to us and ordered circles for March 8 with a portrait of the CEO of the firm on each. I don’t know, of course, how they have the relationship there at the firm, but I’t drink from a circle with a face like that gender. He was the son of a swiborg and a grampiket. In his eyes there was hatred for all mankind and all living organisms from his own chair to the taw whale. Looking at the photo of this man wanted to say "why to live this way" and go to heaven.
And we wrapped this face with pink flowers, signed "C 8 March" and printed almost 100 circles.
I still sometimes imagine with horror that there may be a corporate kitchen in this company. There are those circles on it. The Rare.

-- but now the girls of this company can with a quiet conscience make a gender mouth in the wash ;)

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139536
 11.03.2017
Tamara:...and then, as the senior commander of the militia said...To my husband, when he detained and bound a drunken man who came to break up...To our house...I can’t start matters on him, because he’s beaten and bound, and you don’t even have Sinjakov...Well, if he beat you then another matter, and so I’m sorry I can’t...It comes out in order to prove my rightness, it’s necessary to give yourself a beat... Fun Yes?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139535
 11.03.2017
XXX: Did you do a lot?
YYY: Well, I’m somewhere at the end of February.
What about the end of February?
YYY: Not the best ending I’ve been at, to be honest.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139534
 11.03.2017
To all the desperate people who complain that after buying books there is no money left for food – BIBLIOTHES! Maybe someone did not know about it, but in the library they give books to read for a short time, but for free!

[ + 27 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139533
 11.03.2017
Mich1: How do you understand it? If two people hit one with their hands and feet, he has no right. I am protected from the laws of this kingdom. And with these ugly ones "to be reconciled" shouldn’t we sit down? Well well well.
White Dragon: They do not hit, but beat. Nuances as they say. That is, if they had fallen and already lying beats, then you can get what is and apply without any hassle. You have to think. One thing has crashed and crashed, another thing has crashed and crashed. Everything is difficult. This is also necessary to prevent abuse.
Mich1: That is, an ordinary, untrained and legally illiterate person when attacked by two with striking legs and hands, in a stressful situation should clearly realize that he is beaten, beaten or pined, is it dangerous for his life or there is a possibility of getting rid of bluets, and only after that to think of the line of defense - to apply, not to apply, or wait until the skull breaks? How difficult all this is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139532
 11.03.2017
The Ukrainian Army. The harsh realities.
XHHH: The questionnaires were distributed today
Tag: on Religion
HHH: But the patches had to fill them.
I filled it myself.
We now have a company of Muslims.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139531
 11.03.2017
Analysis of:

If the goldfish is a caras, what kind of figured did the old man find in the sea?

There are marine carousels. Dorado, or according to the new trends of Dorado, also from the marine carases

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139530
 11.03.2017
This is a litrobol, baby, litrobol.

...
Litball is a sport. Like a bed and a bed.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №139529
 11.03.2017
If I pronounce the full name of my wife, Oksan Aleksandrovna, Ksenofontov, then all the cats run away.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139528
 11.03.2017
>>>We have already made the film "Marshal of Finland", where, in fact, Mannerheim plays a Negro.

I realized that you have not watched this movie, nor even the trailer, and are familiar with it only by the news in the tape.
This low-budget film was shot in Kenya and it has ALL black actors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139527
 11.03.2017
XXX: What are you there, Boo?
No, we have noble drinks - cognac, whisky.
We are blessed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №139526
 11.03.2017
My mother loves animals, but she can’t remember the names of the breeds. Thus were born the dog "meat-eating" (which means samojed) and the cat "kaifun" (mein-kun).

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №139525
 11.03.2017
When I was a kid, I decided to surprise everyone and show magic. During his grandmother's birthday, he asked everyone to close their eyes, and he took a hammer and a nail to hit his grandmother's head and then pull it out under applause. My mom opened her eyes in time.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139524
 11.03.2017
Officials are getting less and less nightmarish about small because we have fewer and fewer small.

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