At work we talked about vacation: who and where was, what was seen.
Here a colleague gives: and here I smoothed a crocodile.
We: So how is he?
She’s so cute, right like a suitcase.

And what do you think of the video's name: "The girls have a cut under the shirts!" Exactly without a slide.

From the outsidethebox.ms blog, discussion of the transition to win8
What is the benefit of the 8th for a person whose job is to work with mail in Gmail, write daily 5-7 pages of text in Word, work with 5-8 web applications in a browser, work through SSH and with an application running with Windows Management for a remote server? There is no benefit, one irritation, as if you came into your own office where the woman has put order :) Nothing lies where it usually lies!

airplane
The phone is in excellent condition, no scratches, no scratches. The new. In the package only an ordinary device.

We need $3 billion to find the Higgs Boson.
and stop. Did you not find it a year or two ago?
Oh yeah... In general...
Don’t say you lost him!
Listen to. In our defense, I will say that he is very small.

I started writing sorting by choice, I thought, I was distracted... I watched – I wrote a bubble.

Is there a globe on the ISS?
yyy: Globe on the ISS behind the window
Scale of 1: 1

Geometry and Sexology:

I read your shit on the topic of the length of the member, and remembered this story. Once in the company with friends drank, well and talked about the length of the members... from these sizes the numbers from 14 to 17 centimeters sounded. And only one horse had all 25... After drinking more, the offer came to turn on the porn, and measure once again in the erected state. In all who named the sizes from 14 to 17 centimeters, the actual sizes were a maximum of a centimeter shorter. But at the "horse" the error was as much as 14 centimeters. Thus e. More than twice as many as 25...
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How boring you are, peppers. You had to make a home video. Everyone would be broken. Women would recognize you not only in the face.

And an anecdote: A pathologist comes to work, and all the nurses, sanitarians, doctors run alarmed, and it is heard from all sides: Ivanov died... Ivanov died...
He comes to the morgue, really has a male corpse, and he has outstanding sizes of genitals. He did not hold on to a pathologist, decided to keep it for science, the man did not need it anymore, cut off all the beauty and spit. He wondered again, and it came to his mind to show this charm to his wife, so that she could know what wonders in nature happen.
When he came home, he got the bank and showed it to his wife. And she saw: "Oh, Ivanov is dead."

From Habr:
A story told to me by my colleagues about one of the previous projects. On the map there was a plot built with non-destructive houses. As soon as the camera looked at this area, the FPS immediately fell wildly. After studying the problem, it turned out that inside one of the houses was a bath, in which a small "plastic" hole floated. All this would look like a funny crazy of the artists, if it wasn’t the fact that the model of clutter contained about a million fields.

Not with humor:

Wild got tired of reading this already here, so "loving fools, "desperate girls" and others. There is such a thing – speech. With its help, you can non-real results. Remember the expressions: "Embrace me", "Kiss me"(you can indicate where to kiss), "I hurt", "Let me show you how I like it", "Smaller", "Faster/Slower", "Here is how", "Do not stop", "More", "I want (with indication of what you want)". You can also try different question options, such as "how do you like it?", "how do you like it?", "do you like it?(When you do something) "
As a rule, “foolish men” are able to understand the meaning of these expressions.

The guy whom the wife considers a goat.The tool "speech" is also applicable in your case. Your attitude to her is a reflection of her attitude to you, which in turn is a reflection of your attitude to her. If you are not a fool, break the chain and talk to the man (with his wife). I like it, I don’t like it, I offend it, I want it, I feel it, I don’t feel it. You can write a letter if you can talk face to face.
Sorry for the length, I had to write it. And now...

and humor:
A journal article that lists the mistakes that make a person feel sleepy all the time.
Mistake 8: You are a woman

FzeulF: showed local programmers the site shit, 2 minutes of silence, and then outcry of indignation: -and here is what's wrong with them? Why is it bad? I always do that! and etc. Something I fear about our products =))

About the storage of transformator oil a funny case recalled from the army old age =)
I was a BTR.
I had a glass of butter in my box so that I couldn’t eat dry bread. Very little without the refrigerator was the consistency of the soap.
And here somehow on another shmon rotty found this unfortunate house. Soon to me with the question - what shit? Lithol-24 - without shaking, I answered.Rotny is removed from the mouth of something about the oxygen, which will soon be in the Lenin room to override the engines.

I live in communion. My neighbor is studying in the first course of engineering, it is clear that with money is difficult. He has a girlfriend. She is a dancer and has a dance salon. Dimon (neighbor) is a kind of administrator in this salon, mostly it is expressed in the fact that he meets her from the subway, of course, but not the point. So he argued with her and between me and them there was the following dialogue on this subject:
So, how will you tolerate it?
Tomorrow I’ll have to go to the coffee shop and buy a rose.
I - well, on the flowers you scratch, and in the cafeteria she, as always, will pay for you?
No, of course I
Do you want to eat towels?
I have to pay her salary before the weekend.
I mean, with the money she will give you, will you pay for dinner?
Yes, and for the flowers.
Yes, yes and yes, officinally.
Well, I say, we have to reconcile.

Oh, I tried to read the post in the morning on the forum how to distinguish good mayonnaise from bad with the help of iodine
See also: PF! I know this way.
Chapter 1: Calling Yoda
The Master Never Mistakes

Sergey: The little-known Korean actor Kan Don Won, well, or as the Russians would say Von Kan Don, probably would not have understood why in Russia his name causes a smile))
Maxxx: Just like you in the English-speaking world

Modern Robin Hood: order a free "pedigry" by promotion and give it to the pet shelter.

Conversation on YouTube

The xxx:

-Chorom of crows - good aliteration 

YYYY :

I think it’s a good thing, probably

and ZZZ:

Please explain the meaning of your words

From the burning:
XHH: A great movie, by the way. The Cossacks always knew how to film, unlike the hollow hammer and other shit.
ууу: "Kazakhs always knew how to film" - this is a Uzbek film

The answers)

Q: What color do you have?
See also: Sisi with me
ZZZ: Boundary
Kuzleren is a Tatar eye! The perverted

Ky3: we sit with a friend, we go to the green (table, bedrooms, mangal, etc.). A friend’s father cries out to him from another room: “Kesha, who of the boys is going with you?” My friend: (well, it is not convenient by the clicks of friends with parents) Evampy, Edik, Vlad and Radik (Radislav).
Father’s Voice: Yes, it was a terrible 90s, we called it as we could.