and ZZZ:
Victim, why did you take a tail with you?
Because I did not want a conflict.
So why did you scratch them?
I did not shake. I picked it up to show everyone that I had a tail.

P.S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BBB: Well, it’s quite normal behavior on the CRM...Where’s the humor?? to
Mmm: Here’s something about the concept of nuclear deterrence and all that.
Zzzz: He was actually just drunk. What a magnitude of thought!
Mmm: Here is it! He was drunk, vulnerable to others, and only a tail protected him from conflict!)

The owner could equip an additional workplace with a sign of the type "Stage". And provide economy-class services without compromising the dignity of VIP clients. This will enable to expand the range of customers, while training the specialist to expand the business.

one such visitor told us that we can make money from photocopying services, "xerox is there, put the girl and let it copy";
The building is regime, the entrance on special permit and presentation of passports, on the first floor a guard and a musketeer with weapons, our department on the 6th floor, the elevator is not provided.
Horses, there will be no deterrence from accidental photocopying consumers
We will be driven away from Xerox like the flies of the evil.

WoW of the main brain:

On the way to work, I walk past familiar gastarbayters.
Greetings to Salomon!
I answer on the machine - Salama-ashal-anore!
Judging by the expression of the faces - they either really elves, or did not understand / did not hear and just respected.

Are there beautiful bodies in Osetia?
Up to 20 years old.
And then what?
The quality of milk changes.

Namsarai: I put on charge phone went to visit returned charge 100% I went to the toilet returned 1%
You missed the charge =)

How many economists and successful businessmen have gone by. Especially those who have never sold anything to anyone in their lives.
Normally, if you think something can be very profitable to sell better than the competitors, so open your business, why hinder it? And if you just want that only you get a product or service cheaper, then remember the joke:

A man approaches a prostitute - how much will it cost?
The answer is 50 backs.
Surprisingly, what is so expensive?
She is interested – and how much would you do?

The new banking product is a mortgage. Buying a horse in credit.

Damn, how cool it is to live in a time when progress is rapid.
XXX: I didn’t even think about such things when I was a kid? f ctqxfc vj;yj gjqnb d.kvfhn b regbnm
YYY: Khm, I’m not thinking about such things yet.

In the city of Sestrorecke, a motorcycle plane injured an 82-year-old woman who burned on one of the local beaches. This was by Fontanka.ru on Wednesday, May 4.

Most surprising is not that there is a resort area in Peter, not the age of the victim, but that she has burned! 4 of May!
In Yalta +17 and rain.

Why do you go to shops without money?
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You don’t see porn?

XXX: The weather is wonderful! I don’t want to work today. I want to walk and drink smoothies with ice!
The beard has not grown yet.
I have no maffins!
zzz: More glasses and envelopes are needed for maffins.
Is it just a beard? Will the week go down?
Oh, I’m going to make a selfie in compensation for not having a beard. Twitter is out! One slice should be enough!
I need new friends :)

XXX: entered somewhere in the store, and there the subject's face of unrepresentable appearance, with a smell, asks the seller what a bottle. Then he answers "sixty-nine", and the person asks "what, in nature, is POSITION or PRICE".
XX: What was it that shocked him that he doubted, the price or the pose?
YYY: I am sure, in the previous shop answered "these pasta will cost you cancer in your ass"

How uncomfortable coincidences are.
Do you remember my neighbors? Alcoholics from a single woman, prostitutes from 51 and drug addicts on the other hand?
WOW : well?
I’m going to a concert this Saturday, all at the parade, white rouge, black arrow, all in crosses and turtles, beauty in general. There is a bell at the door. I went to open, and in the forebod, the painting with oil: the knee for the seventh day in the shower, the appearance corresponds, Alla without a wig, but in socks and underwear, Losha shakes like a dude and turns with pupils rented from the philine. We open the door, there two grandmothers, and immediately recitative: "Say-a-you-believe-in-God-give-we-teach-how-need". Well, I look at our wonderful company and ask: "What do you think?"

Sergey_Wagin : Hello to everyone
I don’t know who you are, but I’m sorry for your wife ?
Sergey_Wagin : Did you not understand?

Philadelphia startup allowed to “resurrect” dead

Do you bet, gentlemen? Zombie Apocalypse, a matrix or another plot for RENTV?

The Hicks, Comments

xxx: Is a professional gamer something like a professional book reader or a professional crossword decoder?
yyy: No, something like a professional ball piner
xxx: Do not confuse physical activity with sitting on your ass and riding your mouse.
zzz: Professional poker players look at your claims with a constant expression of the face.

Russian small business, meaningless and merciless.

Remember, when capitalism came to us again, many said that the West mainly makes money and wealth from the turnover of capital, and our preferred to sell 2 pairs of shoes a week at a ragged price than, without exaggerating the price to heaven, to sell much more and, consequently, to earn more, but at the same time to work more.
I see, nothing in the homeland does not change, as the people wanted to get money, lying on the side, and continues to insist on this. You lack the fields of wonders, honorable buratins, creeks, pex, faxes...
Somehow suspicious to me now hysterical distractions, ah, suffocating a small business, ah, do not let it unfold. Yes, you are better than any frog to suffocate yourself with your greed and laziness, no one on the side of you is needed for this.

Today is 198 years since the birth of Karl Marx.! to
198 years ago! and Carl!! to

>"In case of fire break the glass, press the button, wait for the spark". A wise man decided to check. The button fell inside the box. Nothing more happened.

We had the buttons first included the syrene and the alert "leave the room";;
After a couple of jokes include only the arrival of the evil guard with the key "turn the button back"

If you add "in the dwarfs" to life quotes from social networks, then absolutely everything becomes clearer.