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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №126518
 07.04.2016
I have heard in the secret units there is such an exam. Throw a man into a pit with a wolf, and you have to survive.
222: You have not been told the whole truth. The specific exam was selected depending on the specialization of the agent. For the divers, it was as you described. For the Shrimshevs, it was necessary to immobilize and tie the wolf with his tail. And for the detective to get important information from the wolf.
333: The wolf is unfortunate... the sheep is bloody.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126517
 07.04.2016
Very smart
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It’s no secret that children have a bad effect on the female brain, but I’d never, I didn’t think it was so!!! Today I saw Absolutely Dolbanut Owl, really damn shit! She sat next to the child, on the bars in the sandstone, and sowed the sandstone, through a large kitchen iron set with a pen, and then went to shake it out to the garbage! With a kitchen set, mola! I did not play in childhood.
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Do you know how many cats and dogs are in a sandbox? How many cigarettes and broken glasses?
Why think about the reasons for the actions of another person when you can simply accuse him of stupidity.

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126516
 07.04.2016
It is the opposite:

>> You can go to the doctor at any convenient time. The doctor takes on Friday from 2 to 3.

We can only register for MRI on the 1st day from 8:00 to 8:15 approximately, and the device works almost 24 hours a day.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126515
 07.04.2016
I remembered the story of how I drove in the first coupe of a placard wagon and at the time of the lack of network in the train created a paralyzed wifi network rzd wi-fi free, because the conductor did not want to give me a cup without tea.
In general, I never turned it off until the whole car approached her about this wai faia.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126514
 07.04.2016
I never understood why a hot cup of tea is heavier than a cold one.

Because mass is associated with energy (E=mc2), in a hot cup more energy means more mass.

I don’t understand how trembling molecules can affect mass. After all, in a cup of tea, energy does not turn into mass.

The school teaches that E=mc2.
In the case of a cup, “hot” is energy (E), and “heavier” is mass (m).

My question may seem quite silly, but why is it that the mass increases and not the speed of light in the vacuum?

Because it is a constant.

I understand what you want to say. But this is not obvious from the formula.

“May tea is so strong that even photons accelerate!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126513
 07.04.2016
here here :

How to check the balance?
YYY: 102, the fence.

This is a snowflake in a hundred-second chamber!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126512
 07.04.2016
Why is he always confident in his victory? If someone got a knife and cut off the backpack of the backpack in front of the one going, then I will personally bet money on what the owner of the backpack will get a knife under the ribs in case of further development of the conflict. Just because the owner of the knife has already demonstrated his reluctance to tolerate and the presence of a cold weapon.

Sorry, but there was someone here who was mowing the knives. In any case. And in the case of the backpack, which really interferes no more than the same size of the bag, especially on wheels, and in the case of long hair, which was also offered to cut, and in the case of shorts.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126511
 07.04.2016
XX: And I seem to know where this hernia grows from. In the late 1990s, the books of Louise Hay were distributed. She even gave a sign about the causes of illnesses.
Yyy: And I remember those books, ughu. I looked at the signs with interest. All diseases of the throat (and cancer including) from the fact that you hold your wounds and don’t talk about them! I then (and I was 12-13) firmly decided to send people if they offended me, so that there was no cancer)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126510
 07.04.2016
I asked Yandex the question: "when Pasca Noche".
According to the first reference, the answer is absolutely accurate.
Now I know two things: why children grow up illiterate and how to kill all people in 50 years.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126509
 07.04.2016
The heart:

to this:
Yesterday I called a rejected man who made 28 errors on 3 pages in a test task.

There is a disease called dysphoria. When a person simply does not remember the graphical image of a word, and he does not develop grammar patterns, as is normal...

The source does not say that the errors were grammatical. So, most likely, the tested was just a self-assured fool.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №126508
 07.04.2016
News on Yandex: In Samara region because of the flood flooded the bridge in Mostas.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126507
 07.04.2016
Interestingly, people who give to the workshop a gun to clean, the wife also to a specially trained man?

Oh yeah yes. The master in the maintenance of the wife is called a gynecologist.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126506
 07.04.2016
Why are you unemployed?
I have a judgment. And with it they take only in the courts, in the burgers and in the deputies.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126505
 07.04.2016
You know that thoughts are material, and you just need to want very much.
WOW : I know. I can give you at least 5 examples of fulfilling my great wishes.
WOW: Only in this matrix something seems to have broken down, and MY wishes are fulfilled in OTHER people!!!! to
WOW: It was the first time I noticed this in the universe. My friend happened what I dreamed of with precision to detail. I'm not a very jealous person, but I was in shock, especially from the fact that the details coincided.
Then there were other sales of my dreams with relatives and acquaintances. I don't know if they were happy, yet the dreams were originally mine, but the details, the details were very suspiciously matched.
WOW: Recently, my dream was fulfilled with a neighbor on the entrance, with whom we communicate as long as
They say, “Fear your desires, sometimes they are fulfilled.” It is not specified only when and by whom. I wanted to put a smile and I don’t know which to laugh or cry.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №126504
 07.04.2016
Can a taxi driver work?
There are no taxi drivers here. Or find somewhere in the woods.
You have a navigator.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126503
 07.04.2016
I have always said that gender discrimination affects both sides. We have women doctors and nurses, what about the hairstyles of soldiers? No, they just wear hats in certain cases. So what sort of man-doctor hair should do something worse?! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126502
 07.04.2016
The Long Hair

d'Artagnan in the film nifiga is not a stripped runner, and who will say that he is p@#$aras?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126501
 07.04.2016
Talks in elevated tones, quarrels, hysterics, tears, and even handicrafts somewhere. The Melodrama? No is. Only two departments are fighting for new cartridges.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №126500
 07.04.2016
Fucking sit for a minute. The operation was from 8:45 to 12:05. Enter the calculator 1205-845 = 360. Divide by 60, that is, the operation took 6 hours...Praised American medicine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126499
 07.04.2016
We went to a tank festival today. I had a wild enthusiasm, as a child I was wearing the dirt and tried to go everywhere and touch everything))) now I think- shoes to wash or immediately throw out)))) two minus- to ride were long queues((( and almost nowhere there were no signatures - what it is. Then came our friend, who always blows in the danchiki - I ticked my finger into another misunderstanding and he immediately did not think for a second "light tank of the first level")))

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