They lived long and happy, and I don’t know what.
Bakutkin

Once the parents had to leave a nine-year-old son with his grandmother for a couple of weeks. Mom called every day, grandmother that everything was okay, said, the child eats well, clothes warm, goes to school.
“We play,” said the grandmother, “with him a lot.
What are you playing?
to the school. He is like a teacher, and I, as a student, am sitting behind the bar.
And only at the end of the second week grandmother finally realized that, playing with her beloved Woocka to school, she was properly performing all his homework.

People are strange creatures: they do abominations to each other, and they ask forgiveness from God.

With this:
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XXX: I was in the hospital.
XXX: Injury injury department. People with injury to one or both hands. Yesterday I brought an orange. We held a competition who will be the most creative and quality way to divide it.
XXX: When they brought them today, they were rotting.
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It’s everywhere and people always have fun.
19 years ago I was in the same room twice. There were no laptops and cell phones yet. And what can you do in the hospital temporarily one-handed apart from reading and sleeping? Right: play a domino on the push. What we have successfully done. They trained, so to speak, the fine motor skills of the hands - tried to hold up to 9-10 dominoes in one hand.

I work with a friend in a big bank call center.
After work, her boyfriend meets us. We went home for 15 minutes in silence.
Q: What about you? What are they silent?
I am tired...
Are you tired of talking on the phone??? Girls, I can’t recognize you.

About the Olympic Fire:

What, the slaves of the fuckel could not add a simple element in a half-meter rod?? to
Then b and hemorrhoids with extinguishment and flames of fire with a lighter. It could be ignited. Type of :
Don’t let it go, it seemed to everyone!

Or even get into the car.)

I went out with my three friends for mushrooms. They picked up all sorts of things, and decided on the nature of potatoes to burn with mushrooms and onions. Sitting to Haven.
I: One consolation: if we die, we are all together.
OK, I have a strong stomach.
Correz2 (looking at the sky): Do you know how many there are such strongholds?? to

It has become glamorous now.)

I moved from the seedlings :D

XXX: I cast the Soviet Iron Bowl in my hands
XXX: On the bottom is the OTC stamp
xxx: I know why this is the picture of the past - in front of the conveyor is sitting a rough aunt-controller, and from scale fucking the circles with the print.
xxx: if the circle is not broken - the control is passed

A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

Discuss the interception of messages in iMessage:
xxx: and who needs your "Hello", "how do things?" and serious people who have something to hide from the government do not communicate through iMessage
YYY: And what do they communicate through?
zzz: Skype, lol
XXX: Through the pigeon
AAA: through 2 cups and a thread

from ZH:
They took a man to the infectious hospital, to whom the mother-in-law came to visit with a cake. The cake man grabbed in one pot (woman - on a diet, the child is still not given sweets, the father-in-law, which is interesting - refused).
After six hours, the man felt a mess, and then the whole house felt it. The cake was delayed for two weeks.
It was hard to put the vein, so dehydrated.
We go, we turn the wheel from thirty kilometers to the hospital.
The man cries, we try to entertain him with his conversations.
The top phrase was said by the driver: "Men, but you will always have something to remember now!"

Helena Astapova
My favourite bought a coat - it's probably winter! ?

HHH
My favorite bought a kidney surprise - rather tea!
Favorite bought a baton - rather sandwiches!
Favorite bought a shrimp - rather get to the aquarium!
I have statuses for every day.

I will reveal the secret:

I realized that I abused too much watching porn when I realized what kind of actor a young man from a neighboring office always reminds me of.

I like working in the office a lot more.)

for delivery:
In the report:

"-- You will have a wife - you will learn that you can fuck her from force 5-6 times a day for 40 minutes maximum, even if the weekend"

You are a giant, Daddy.
Married for 8 years



I would say a giant!
Married for 25 years


And I would even say, a sickness!! to
Unmarried for 30 years

On RBC news "In the Philippines died "poor but very respected" Sultan Sulu":

Sultan Sulu and his family are still receiving compensation from the Malaysian government for the loss of $1.7 in previous possessions, but the politician has repeatedly complained that this is not enough.

Indeed, a little - I would also be dissatisfied.

Maxim Koch: I am dangerous
Maxim Koch: Yes
Maxim Koch: Fast and bold
Maxim Koch: As a bullet sharp
Yaroslav R: as the bear is thick =)
Yaroslav R: as the wol lazy
Yaroslav R: as a whirlwind
Yaroslav R: How Boris Moiseev is disgusting
Maxim Koch: The Suck

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Spam came - "The emission of the vagina hot. The Swedish Hours" My pattern is scattered into atoms. Who will be the emitter of the vagina?

WOW :
The emitter of the vagina... sounds like... charming... the doping emission of the vagina...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Your assets are such assets! Credit it in full!

WOW :
Let’s take a lease, baby.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Right in the franchise.

WOW :
I hedge and hedge.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Not in my investment fund.

It was 1986. A friend of my father came to visit us in the village. Captain of long-distance navigation. The guest was my jeans. The Jeans!! In our depths they were seen several times when my uncle came and filmed a film in the club. I woke up in the morning with a wonderful feeling of how all the dogs in the village were dead of envy... they hanged on the back of the chair. The dream. A caring grandmother. With the shooters. To my reasonable cry why, I answered simply – well, it’s also trousers...

From the reference to the mini-shredder: "The test of the device in field conditions showed only one minus of the device - it does not slip up on the blinds".