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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144414
 01.09.2017
The most prominent example of gender discrimination is the phrase “man must.”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №144413
 01.09.2017
“Grace,” I report darkly, “I sat on a diet.
Why so sad? My husband responds sympathetically. Has it spread?
- Goat, - I bump and slide into the kitchen to cook a magical shrimp.
After 10 minutes, the man begins to smell anxiously.
and yes! I speak with challenge. I’m on a diet and I’ll eat it.
- Wait, - glory flaps, not ceasing to shake his nose. The same smell... mmm...
He blissfully falls down in the chair.
What is? I ask confidently. You like it, right?
I never thought I could have anything in common with a person who likes the smell of cooked celery. They can be tortured if the international convention has not yet prohibited them. By the smell, it must have been.
"You know," continues the husband, covering his eyes from pleasure, "when I was a kid, I was sent to my grandmother in the village for the summer. It smelled the same when she was cooking.
I swim in a smile, and he continues:
- She kept pigs and twice a day, she bragged them such a shit... One in one smells, direct nostalgia...
I stood and he opened his eyes and said enthusiastically:
Do you know what kind of pigs grow up?
and roar.
So how to live?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №144412
 01.09.2017
“We are singers and musicians, acrobates and jokes” is the hymn of the State Duma.! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144411
 01.09.2017
I asked one of my friends to see Base 1C. After the update, there were improvements and programming errors. Carried for a couple of hours, fixed everything, named the price in 3 t. r. He was given 5 t. r., said he did not need to give up. He was incredibly happy, still 2k above.



Later, he gave them one report on the movement of funds, and there, among the expenses, a line with his surname came to him, but instead of 5 t. r. stood the sum of 10 t. r.

It seemed more given than asked, but still somewhat offensive.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144410
 01.09.2017
Every time somebody calls out the appearance or image of a "Luke" I involuntarily imagine a FEM-Chipolino...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144409
 01.09.2017
I work in school, but life was so that in the summer I had to work as a maid in a hotel (I live in a city where the maid gets more in the summer than the teacher). I wanted to write a post about this interesting experience, and here is a wave of tea. I will also put my five copies. I personally believe that leaving a cupcake in expensive hotels is not a necessity at all, there is already normal money for the service, but we are all people, and the cupcake can not but please :) But my story about that is not in money happiness. I drove the car of the room service along the corridor, as suddenly one room opened the door. Carefully looking around, from there, a little boy with ninja spots advanced, assessed the situation and broke into the direction of the restaurant. I looked into the room, and there was an older ninja brother sitting there, all passionate about cartoons. Together we brought the fugitive back to the room, and the elder was very scared, apparently imagining the lilies that could have been obtained. Mindfully condemned parents who leave children 8 and 3 years without supervision in the hotel (papa and mom went to the vineyards, but did not ask the hotel for the supervision of the children, although this is practiced), condemned, and forgot. A day later, in the same place, I was carried by the older brother of the shell-pop young man. Hungry on the sides, he bragged that I was very helpful to him, and he knows that it is customary to give a cup, but he has no money, stayed at home in the bowl, "and here." On that note he handed me a...kinder surprise:) I refused, but he was relentless. And you know, this summer I had a cash equivalent of 500 to 5000 rubles, but the kidder warms my heart to this day. P.S Instead of a toy, there was a puzzle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №144408
 01.09.2017
I worked in a bank.

He helped an elderly woman withdraw money from the ATM.

We stand with her, showing how to insert a card in the ATM, and a guy stands near the neighboring ATM.

And then the following happens:

Enter the PIN code.

She (Rightly) 5568

I: So why did you call it me? And in full voice? Access to your money. What if someone can listen and use it?

She: And what? You are an employee. You will not use it!

I: No, of course, but...

And here is the guy: I will!

The eyes were terrible.

He walked, took his card and left, and we are all standing.

And then a woman says to me with a trembling voice – can I change these numbers? Just quiet so no one can hear.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144407
 01.09.2017
My father had such. Every Mother’s Birthday, the whole entrance over us was rusting as he pulled the roses. Mom loves chrysanthemums, everyone knows that my mom loves them, and who did not say that my mom loves chrysanthemums... And my mom was born in early September, when these chrysanthemums each grandmother has almost three pennies (school lines have already passed, and the flowers are still blooming), say, don’t shock demonstrably with the thickness of the wallet, throwing money on the empty breathing almost on the second day of the dull roses.
In general, a man who measures a gift expensive, in life nobody will make a normal delightful gift :( All love and dragons!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144406
 01.09.2017
About the hamsters- reminded :) In the country came on the roof "big striped flies"- asses, i.e. It is terrible to touch them in the summer. Spring is coming and the snow is still lying. Go with the child to the house. Somehow arrived, the last 500 meters of the belt in the snow, wet like @-ki. They came, went on the roof, and there was no nest. As if someone broke it and threw it out. And no trace - only a glass of granite moved from the shelf to the loft... Apparently, asses were drunk, broke the nest and flew wherever :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144405
 01.09.2017
Why is the girl injured or worse a gunshot? Then she will be able to answer! to prohibit!

One has already responded from the ass to 2 tight daugs, as if still sitting. The only way to defend yourself is to escape. These are Russian laws.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144404
 01.09.2017
How bombarded men are from the simple mention that guys who can give a gift that really pleased the girl, EXIST. The men immediately tried to self-affirm themselves, measuring their wallets and stumbling on each other's willingness to throw as much money as possible!

Girl with the dragon, take care of your lover! It is in itself a treasure and a gift for a woman! Especially on such a contrasting background.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144403
 01.09.2017
This is:

Previously girls were delighted with brilliants, and now figures of cartoon heroes...I understand so, dresses, jewelry, cosmetics and other methods of improving the appearance for girls are not relevant now? Dirty head, piercing and dads? Change me, ply these girls on the classic! I don’t want to live with these...

Cold the fuck. I think the one you are writing about is okay with the appearance, and with the flowers, and with the jewelry. And "traditional" in your understanding gifts her guy also gives. Specifically, I decided to take a creative approach. That is all.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144402
 01.09.2017
Q: Fuck, the second dog is also now running away when he sees a flyboy.
You are not a fly on it...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144401
 01.09.2017
>>> You have the only option of self-defense and it is the opportunity to run away. These are the Russian laws <<<

Yes, you are an optimist. It is remembered, even at the zero in the Urals, the story of how a solitary forest worker was attacked by a soldier with a machine gun. He stayed with him for a week in the bush, which is 20 kilometers from the nearest settlement. He was led under a target, bound to a tree in the yard at night. When the feast was over, he took him to the village. On the way, slid into some wool, man, don't be a fool, fell down quickly. Nothing was stated, there was no time, a few days of stress. In short, this soldier broke his leg while falling, somehow got out and slipped to the track for a few days, there he was picked up. So the forestry for 4 months was held in a siso, wanted to be attracted according to the article "for leaving in danger". Really built hotels. And you say to run away... We’ll breathe it soon will be a prosecution.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144400
 01.09.2017
The Woman with the Strange Name Rita Gornostai
A normal name. Here is the director of the tour agency (!) Nedopolz advised him to buy tickets to Fukuoka.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144399
 01.09.2017
I am over eighteen years old, I earn enough to feed my loved one and, if necessary, to support my mother and younger brother financially, and if a husband suddenly begins, then my husband is too old. A 'adult' that will take the real joy from the gifted toy rabbit and make you simulate the joy from the 'dejournal' foolish jewelry or that of your much-suffering iPhone, in order to polish the man's 'ego' - no normal person should be free.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144398
 01.09.2017
Talk about the home library at the beginning of zero
A few volumes of Delphi are remembered, not to forget, 3rd and 5th. There were some books on C (and likewise on C and not the CPP). By Visual Basic I remember Talmud was. A few books on computer architecture. The Lord of the Rings.
I had no normal chances of growing up.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144397
 01.09.2017
The cold in the house is horror. I wore the tapes!( by
XXX is oh. As far as I can remember, you’re always at home in a shirt and shirt. I hope you have something to wear now?
YYY: That’s what I’m saying – the towels have already been worn.
Xxx:...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144396
 01.09.2017
Turn off Adblock.
"Supernova is super! A man and a girl in the 69 position suck each other's members. Watch the video"
I have adblocked.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144395
 31.08.2017
xxx: When I was on vacation, I revised the entire "Mission impossible"
xxx: Now the morning meeting of the department, I start with the words: "Your mission, if you agree, will consist of the following..." )))

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