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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144374
 31.08.2017
I’t boast in the gay club that I’m a man anywhere.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144373
 31.08.2017
The story of a "pseudo-Italian" in an Italian clothes store inspired memories.

We studied in the graduation class then. Together with a friend, I headed a school radio station. Once with the guys decided after the change to break some lesson not interesting for us and stay in the radio node. Listen to music and so on. Suddenly someone spoke about a new teacher from a parallel class. She was really cute. And she looked very young right after finishing the pedinstudy. Almost yesterday’s school. I took the initiative and started talking about it myself. To be honest, I didn’t want anyone to say anything unpleasant about her. I thought she was a normal girl. So I decided to set the tone of conversation, so to speak. She said she is beautiful, her face is very pleasant. The eyes are smart, and that’s really great. And her figure is great. She has a higher education. What a good thing to say there...

On these words, a physical education teacher breaks into the radio tape with his eyes opened and ferociously gestures! Oh my! I forgot to turn off the microphone and the equipment. And the whole school in complete silence instead of the lesson listened to us.

I was very uncomfortable afterwards. I did not find a place for myself. But one of the teachers, who was already over 30 at the time, an experienced and wise woman, thanking her, by the way, for this huge, reassured me: "Don't get sick! You said nothing bad about her. Even the opposite - such a advertisement made her ;-) But the apparatus should be watched better!!"

And the girl herself and really afterwards looked at me with a smile and some interest. But I was too young and very embarrassed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144372
 31.08.2017
Elvira Nabiullina is a completely ordinary person and also in the autumn drops the banks.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144371
 31.08.2017
>>I recommend you go to a good doctor.

A citizen who advises doctors. You seem to know little about modern trends in psychotherapy. I will tell you from my example. Two months ago, for reasons of panic attacks, I had to visit several meetings with a fairly serious psychotherapist. This is not only for non-dedicated people to talk in a quiet voice about what problems you had in childhood (a psychologist), but also not to treat a serious personality disorder (a psychiatrist). This is a doctor - with appointments, prescriptions, therapies. So, for a number of reasons, we talked about the third person who was sentenced - the infant. Why did the doctor call a man infantile? The doctor explained to me calmly and in detail - neither cartoons, nor interests, nor games make a person an infant. The infantry of a person makes a low level of responsibility for his actions and his life, transferring the blame on others, priorities as in children - to spend ALL money on a toy, including the money of a husband/wife, for example.

Come, dear, yourself at that address, be surprised, I think.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144370
 31.08.2017
I saw a girl in the subway, she looks very much like you, only tall and thin.
She: You just called me fat???! to

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №144369
 31.08.2017
Those and nuclear energy are considered more environmentally friendly.

Strangely, about the danger of studying Russian language, RNTV does not say yet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144368
 31.08.2017
111: I went to gather the gent.
222 is broken. and ;)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144367
 31.08.2017
If you haven’t seen a twelve-year-old girl talking to Siri, you haven’t seen anything. They really make friends. This is a real relationship with artificial intelligence.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144366
 31.08.2017
For those who do not like the smell of sweat in buses, buy a car. And you will automatically move to a new level of conflict between drivers and pedestrians. Better than everybody else hates them.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144365
 31.08.2017
XXX: Why can’t you use the search for your room?? to
YYY: Maybe, but at least sometimes you need to make an indexing ;)
zzz: Aha, but better a complete defragmentation ;)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144364
 31.08.2017
In a thousand years, a lot will change in our world. Well, except for the design of the soda pack, of course.

- The jokes are crazy, the design of tooth powder has changed - it has become 4 times more expensive.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144363
 31.08.2017
Friends come at night with questions about how to wash the blood from wallpapers. They did not kill anyone, but their confidence that I know what to do with the blood on the wallpaper is frightening.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №144362
 30.08.2017
You are lucky.

I love the cartoon "How to Train a Dragon". The guy recently gave a figure of the Dentless, printed on a 3D printer with a 3D model he made himself (he is fascinated by this matter). I was immensely happy. I am 29, he is 30. I’m a designer, he’s a programmer, we both make good money. Are we infantiles?
Glad for you, you are normal people, keep this state of mind always.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144361
 30.08.2017
> I don’t want anything. Absolutely nothing (except to eat and sleep, but it’s no longer me, it’s my body). I don’t even want to have fun. Why then live?

Take the answer)
It is a typical human mistake to think that everything has a purpose. You live because you are already born and you have not yet died. What you want to do in life is your choice.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144360
 30.08.2017
Chel’s signature on the forum: “Moderating my posts leads to sexual impotence, sexually transmitted diseases, the crown of unmarriage and diarrhea!”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №144359
 30.08.2017
The technology also reached the Russian village. The chairman of the collective farm finally decided to hand over the cow and buy a computer, such as an accounting office. said is done. I bought put. And there are aunts of post-retirement age, education of agricultural machinery in the 70th year. They have not grown up until 1C, they are not friends with Ward. Acomp is used in this way - at lunchtime, when the tea is drunk, it is turned on and watched as the fish swim in the pool. Relax to fuck.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144358
 30.08.2017
We had one fucking injury. Trees grew nearby. There was a cable between them. Early in the morning after the change we decided that he was not there to do and used to film. The cable was removed, but I liked the idea. We picked up the guitars, walked in, and played (two, in clothes). A drunk man walked by and began to ask us what kind of stuff we are doing there. Half an hour checked. Well we came down, struck him on the mouth and let go. This picture went to the police! The doctor fell from the tree, the mouth was filled! We wandered, and the man in the fool...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144357
 30.08.2017
entered YouTube on the Japanese anime channel, all write strictly hieroglyphs, asked "what for the anime", answered "not fall the office";

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144356
 30.08.2017
In the refrigerator erotic cooking.
In the sense of Nihua?
In the sense of a sausage and two eggs, but your version is also true.
Honey and Honey and Honey at the same time!
Quantum Erotic Cooking.

Through Twitter

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144355
 30.08.2017
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