Talk about a 12-year-old son.
Listen, do you control where your son sits on the internet?
WOW: No, what is it?
A prostitute came to me today on his recommendation.

In Russia, everything is mad, either by its excess, or by its lack.

Urry

To the question of the accounting of tenants, I remembered one story from my youth...

My father was a military rocket officer, in the early 80s he worked (that is, served) in some secret "postbox", in which everything was secret. He frequently travelled on multi-month journeys.

In general, the military in the sovkha, if any of the young people do not know, even passports did not have, and their consideration at the place of residence was carried out by the military committee, and not some JEK there.

There was a grandmother in the house, who could not reassure myself that my father lived without a license, not so much worried about the license, but what water, heating and what was still paid by a person. All the bills came to us by mom, dad with his secret as if it wasn’t at all. Here is the fact that someone pays less, caused the grandmother's stormy activity, she burned all the tenants' ears that she would not leave this shame, collecting some signatures.
One day, when my father went to some other trials at the field, this grandmother appeared to us with the local, and the same grandmother from the JEC and began to hit his mother, where his father, why he lives without a license.
Then my father, according to him, decided to “joke a little”... He wrote a statement to the “special” department that the neighbor at the entrance showed an increased interest in his schedule and the place of work, especially her interested in where he goes on a trip, and the places of his trips are an important state secret...
Well, in this spirit, generally understand, comrades Chequists, maybe the grandmother is an agent of imperialist intelligence, and the local authorities (the district and the JEC) consciously or not (and this would also be a good thing to deal with) facilitate her espionage activities.

In the "special" department also apparently jokers worked, I don't know how they joked there.
Only a couple of days later the "ambulance" came to my grandmother, before this grandmother did not complain about her health. Well, when she was released from the hospital, the question with the license was no longer raised.

http://rus.delfi.ee/press/mk_estonia/kvadratnye-metry-sami-ne-musoryat-pochemu-platu-za-vyvoz-musora-berut-s-zhilploschadi-a-ne-s-zhilcov.d?id=64973496&com=1&s=1&no=0

It only floats shit. You have to dive behind the pearl.

From Yandex-Market - description of the tea:

A terrible model. There is nothing else to expect from this manufacturer. I bought my sister (she’s stupid, she doesn’t understand anything in technique).

and :)

The Fugitive:
> I live in China
> I live in Japan
> I live in the USA. I have a question: have they all been evacuated from Russia?

No, whoever needs to go here for you.

I saw a troll 80 lv today. Sitting in installation
Waiting for the bus. This person passes and he hears such a characteristic whisper, a message on the android,
The guy spotted a message one-on-one like on Android.
I’ve never seen so many people pulling.
In the pockets.

Agr3ssiv: Of all the guards of a girl, there must be at least one Administrator... who has full access to the body.

From the dialogue:
You can’t beat the girl on the pop!
Then in the head. They do not care. They are married.

I made him a slave yesterday. A map dedicated to the 30th anniversary of the Air Force model. He called it XXX (Roman numbers). Within 20 minutes, all my neighbors looked sadly at the shoe photos.

I have not given up on these regular spa procedures.

I want regular sleep procedures, fucking!

I work in the oil tower.
He works with us. His real name is Frodo.
Everyone calls him "Lord of the RIG"

A programmer comes to the head of the department and says, “Who are you?” Give them those. The task!

I go with a friend and eat ice cream. After a while of silent dining, a friend who tasted a three-colored, layered ice cream or frozen juice says: "How interesting is it that each layer has its own disgusting taste..."

Nadia, the advertisement is over!
I hug my mom here. So funny. It is warm, soft and smells like pasta with cheese.

From the resume of the candidate (with humor everything is fine with the girl):
Education: 2003 - Commercial and Economic College, Commercial Activities, Commercial Studies (in this school I started smoking)
Experience of work: (......describes where and who worked) The only disadvantage is the fool.
Key Skills: Resistant to stress and falls from height, easy to learn and not easily untrained, developed sense of personal significance. I easily find a common language with birds and animals, as well as with staff and colleagues. A dedicated lady, not a flamboyant and balanced housewife. Experienced PC user, quick test replacement. I have an active lifestyle at home. Driving license for more than 2 years (confident driver, but sometimes riding on high bardures)

xxx: parasitizes inside a person, sometimes activates and begins to eat it from within - is that what?
Tagged: worms
ZZZ: The Conscience

Q: What kind of animal is it?
WOW: Dog and Cat
Q: What is the name of the dog?
Tagged with: omka
A cat is an ampere?
Dad is a physicist, x*li.. ))
You still lack a full picture of the hammer of Voltaire :)

KS> The idiotism of the countries winning the air conditioner. Why in the summer you have to pull the coat specifically for the office, and in the winter to dress up to one T-shirt?

You painted us:
Tired of the mail. Do you know how it is to work there? I represent it. In our city (not the smallest) operator receives 7t.r. Their job is catching. Customers can spend the whole day paying a mortgage. And what depends on this girl behind the compound that you show her your nerves??? For her spp you would not even raise your eyes on the psychic. They smile and “come back.” I am not an operator, but an admin. The software that is written for the Post is just hell. The Indians smoke nervously. I have, by the way, a little more. Respect the work of others.

We answered.
1st Low salary is not an excuse to work badly. Teachers are paid little, they should teach schoolchildren to write "karova"? Either you do your business well, or you leave - the third is not given, slavery has long been abolished.
2nd Work should only be respected in one case: if it is of good quality.
Other Questions?