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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88485
 18.10.2013
How does Amazon deliver packages? They call and agree at what time to deliver. Or how?
YYY: No, they are leaving at the door.
What goes into the box, goes into the box. The boxes are left at the door. At least in the places where I have been. As they do in large cities. As they do in Detroit, where everything is shattered, - hz
We have the entire country of Detroit

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88484
 18.10.2013
Personal correspondence about the Lord of the Rings
Listen, did you know that there are no blacks in the Lord of the Rings?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRace was not invented.
HH: And the people?
So are the white people!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88483
 18.10.2013
It is an unforgettable feeling when you break through the email address of your narrowed, and he is registered on all gay portals 0_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88482
 18.10.2013
The monkey learns somewhere from 10 times.
All humans came from monkeys. And the elephant’s...


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №88481
 18.10.2013
I am in a clinic.Next to grandmother and granddaughter. The girl says something, the grandmother says:
Don’t bother, there are sick people, you bother them.
The girl is confused:
to cough?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88480
 18.10.2013
A new breed of dogs for Sisadmines - servernar.
The dog only responds to console commands with administrator rights.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88479
 18.10.2013
News on the tape.
The Prosecutor’s Office of the city of Kulebaki of Novgorod region filed a lawsuit against “Rostelecom” with the requirement to close access to the website “Wikipedia”

Google should be closed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88478
 18.10.2013
The slump:

xxx: dookie, with my tariff on mts is cheaper to chat in asske than to send one sms

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Even at the time of GPRS, it was cheaper to get on the phone than to get rid of it. Have you just noticed it now?

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88477
 18.10.2013
If our person borrows a large amount for a long period under theft interest, then the doctors told him that there is no hope for recovery.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88476
 18.10.2013
xxx: in the morning I cook lazy, and in the evening - it fell
You need a wedding.
Zzzz: and whoever goes for him, he doesn’t cook.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88475
 18.10.2013
Do not confuse the country with the country.

Don’t confuse a man with a gay, so understand?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88474
 18.10.2013
The methods of the authorities do not change.

In the Prague journal "Problems of Peace and Socialism" Laszlo Nad represented the Hungarian Socialist Workers' Party.
One day I looked at him for a moment because of some little thing, and he, being already thoroughly subdued, stopped me, literally holding my hand:
“Sit down with me, the cognac is good!
I stumbled, and he suddenly said:
Do you know what we, the people at the top of the parapharm, did at night during the 1956 uprising?
I don’t remember exactly who he was then, but he seems to be an assistant to some of the party leaders.
I replied that, of course, I do not know.
What do you think – what?
They probably caught the rebels. I answered just to get rid of him.
No is! Drink with me and I’ll tell you.
Of course he intrigued me. I had to sin – drink in working hours. Then he said:
At night we ran through the streets of Budapest and painted fascist signs on the walls!
– to?? to
Let the people believe in the fascist nature of the uprising!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88473
 18.10.2013
And in our community, a man-fighter as he entered the university: after graduating from the gymnasium, his uncle gave him a newspaper, say, choose a specialty and a universe, I will arrange. He long drove his saliva finger until he saw the section "Technical specialties". Having made uncomplicated analogues with "technical throws, defeats" and so on, he made a choice. He went to the Energy Institute. When I later looked into his eyes during the summit, I saw the reflection of all the gravity of Being.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88472
 18.10.2013
In 2014, the SPB budget for the social program “Tolerance” allocated 88 million rubles.
...
14 years / 88 million.

You know a lot about numerology :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88471
 17.10.2013
Commentary in VK to the picture about training the legs in the gym...
After training, I went up to the 5th floor of my house. So the 83 year old neighbor spoke to me - move, let me pass

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88470
 17.10.2013
Today comes out Ubuntu 13.10 - Salamanca
April 14: The Tiger
The remaining letters are U, V, W (wolf, probably), X, Y, Z (maybe zebra).
So I have questions:
What are the animals with the letters U, V, X, Y?
What canonical ends first – grass or alphabet?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88469
 17.10.2013
From the keyboard hub by Artemy Lebedev:
XHH: I honestly don’t understand (and I didn’t understand when they just announced it), what was the technical complexity of this keyboard.
WOW: It is very difficult to sell.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88468
 17.10.2013
XXX is:
Mmmmm, I’ll be sorry for you 😉

YYY :
Start to regret.

XXX is :
I begin to pity you slowly and gently, I continue to sympathize with you lower and lower... my empathy grows... participation goes deeper and deeper into you, and compassion is poured out throughout the body...

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88467
 17.10.2013
About the BDSM community.
> It is beautiful here. A girl came, who was like a boy, who was like a gay, and began to look for a Master. and found. And then I suddenly found out that the people are not playing the game here - when I met the Master.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88466
 17.10.2013
If your neighbor – MCHSovets – buys fireworks, strawberries, tubes, candles and flour – it is better not to ask him about anything, but rather to run to the store.

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