The benefits of aircraft carriers are obvious. Flight to Mars?

Superprofit industry of the next generation. As now simple cosmonautics, remaining from the previous one. Communications and navigation satellites bring such a bubble that even geopolitics is cracking. The same money from generation to generation will bring the mastered Mars. Don’t ask, how exactly, mobile phones in Gagarin’s time couldn’t predict either. It always works, and you never know in advance how.

Completely Eaten

This summer, due to repairs in the apartment, the cat had to adjust by acquaintance. And since the acquaintances also had their own plans, the cat was brought to one, then to the other. Returning home, this man decided to show his dissatisfaction with his journeys - he climbed on the car and completely dropped it. It is understandable, ch.

Not only does the cat have its own apartment, but they also do repairs there.

One day my younger brother and I visited. Somewhere at 1 p.m. we all wanted to eat together and broke out three packs of board in our wonderful shared refrigerator. have swallowed. The guys wrapped their portions around the cheeks, but I, not being a fan of such a high kitchen, lazyly forged the bowl with a fork. When I saw that the young man’s plate was empty and he looked at my bowl with hungry eyes, I offered him a dish.

Go here, he was delighted.

However, the plate from my outstretched hand was ripped off by my faithful. He placed her on the table, frightenedly wrapped her hand, and the evil struck her brother.

“Well, don’t touch it,” angrily clouded his eyebrows, he said. This is my wife and I always follow her. Take your wife and follow her.

We decided to remember our youth here - to watch Fortress 2. The film begins with a race involving a handsome Japanese woman, an eye-catcher guy and a man to whom his wife says before the race: "Dear, you must win. We have to pay for the apartment tomorrow.”

I was sick all the time for a man who had to pay for an apartment. I was seriously concerned.

He had been sick before. I was glad that he won. And now this is the second day I wonder if the man paid for the apartment then.

What are the claims to this aunt with the schedule? She works part-time fairly, receives less (and in theory the employer should divide the balance between those employees who work for her). Hospitals are calculated on the salary (and we have an employee who receives fifty thousand a month wage somewhere eighteen, all the rest - premiums, allowances, compensations, services, etc.)
That is, if she worked in this way and at the same time also wept to be paid as much as those who work normally - then yes, there would be a mother-in-law. And so she is just half the landscape – obviously because a whole landscape is not needed there instead of her.

And today, what is a celebration?
Hm... A good question. Google says today is Republic Day! Why are you asking?
From the German side on Skype no one. They do not respond to letters. But can they not celebrate the Day of the Republic of Tyva?
Well, after they celebrated that the server was lying down, I’t be surprised.

I am a programmer, although I am a physicist. Recently was at the celebration of the 60th anniversary of the institute, went to his native department, met his teacher.

Valery Trofimovich, 28 years ago you asked me to solve my first programming task.

Furthermore, I intended to let go of tears with Valery Trofimovich and talk about how such a minor event could affect a person’s life, but I didn’t have time.

He looked at me and asked:

And what? Have you finally made a decision?

He invited me to visit and promised to show me something interesting. Per you need to do epilation.
YYY: Little summer child, how poorly you know the object of your sympathy... This will be something interesting, either Dota or Contra Strike.

Q: Why did you get out of the audience at the time?
I quoted an opal Russian poet on the tower!
HH: What is it?
The cable!
HH: To be honest, I was born in a couple.
I quoted a Russian poet.

Becoming a good programmer helped me with my higher education.
You’ve finished honey, right?
This is exactly! There is no such shit that would not have managed to learn the names of all the bones in the human body!

I came across the translation agency price. Their motto is "All translations are made by natives!".
And price with a curious graph "Page rate per day":
12 pages in English.
10 pages in German.
The Chinese 9th.
2 of Estonian.

XXX: I remembered and smiled. I met a friend once, and he introduced me to his wife.
xxx: She was coming out of the venereologist’s office at that moment, and I was standing in line there.

I ate so much yesterday that I didn’t go to work today.
Man, today is Saturday.

Do not use general phrases. Write down how it is formulated that they should remove a liffy and a coward.
~ ~ ~
Yes, crazy, simply: topless or full strip. Depends on the club.

And remember, our worst enemy is carbohydrates!
Looking at the cut cake in the refrigerator:
So I congratulate you. Not everyone can boast of having cut their enemy in pieces and stuck in the refrigerator.

K-Sh: The ancient Greeks had a holiday similar to Halloween?
to be associated with all uncleanness and the spirits of the dead.
Ur: Is this the return of the shadows from Aida? Charon is transplanted on a steam boat with five deck and shabashit in the opposite direction, cerber in a cage, chaos of blood vengeance and stories to relatives where the treasure is buried?

In the CS:GO chat:
Q: Why is your name Nikita?! to

Look in the mirror, nothing new.
and&&
I came home, but I have no wife. I call. He says, “I’m at the neighbor, I’ll come.” “Now” was such a good six-hour...
and&&
From my home phone, my mistress called my husband with the same words... He freedom, Lucy and I had sex.

lordenking Awesomecookies, I taught Latin for three years, wanted to go to Latvia, came nifiga did not understand.

In ancient Japan, the samurai rotated the katana so quickly over their heads that under the rain they could not get a drop.
There were no umbrellas yet.