Drunk and fucking.
He was drunk by an Israeli politician.
In the citation.

I sit by the window, opposite the building.
Next to the rack, I listen to the builders and their brigadier (mat dressed):
There is no water than concrete and beetle to grow?
Fuck, you know, but it should be!
All the brigade! No more boss!
...
I don’t want to live in such a house. % of (

This treasure:

It didn’t hurt, and it did not hurt at all. It just surprises. and amusing.
Lol, I have not used condoms for 10 years - so far not my father. Where is your God now? Will you say that I am infertile?

Well... if you still regularly wash, then you are, in fact, the prototype of the vibrator of the future, with tangible, tactile, odor and other effects...
Take care of yourself, in the series, you don’t seem to go.

From WOW Forum:

XX: I tried to come up with names for my characters. My friend suggested a couple of options. For a few months I had Mercilon, Femoden and Lindinet. And only then I learned that these are the names of contraceptives.

To all of you:

to this:

From the website of sale b/u car:
Hello and urgently!!! I sell the car due to need (unexpected wedding - repayment of the loan)
— — —
An unexpected wedding...

When your girlfriend suddenly flies and refuses to do an abortion, a lot of unexpected things start to happen to you)))))

As the children. I am not tired of being surprised. When you’re crying without a condom, what do you hope for? Of course, for not getting pregnant. But even the last dumb piece and trick must realize that someday she will still get pregnant. Not today, but tomorrow. Are you ready to become fathers? No is? So instead of a bowl of jaggy or beer, take a prefix.
It didn’t hurt, and it did not hurt at all. It just surprises. and amusing.

to this

Lol, I have not used condoms for 10 years - so far not my father. Where is your God now? Will you say that I am infertile?

From onanism or homosexual relationships to father and not to become.
Or just impotence?

If so, a lot of options. Including: Yes, you are infertile or close to this (the chance of getting pregnant from you - "no"; you are incompatible with your partner in bed (this is sometimes - separately - healthy people, but when together - not fate); your (your?) The partner's brains are bigger, and they still use contraceptives.

If you are an atheist, then the meaning and goal for you is to be born, to survive, to multiply and to shrink as much as possible, and then to accumulate safely.

If you’re not an atheist, it’s the same.

I remember in my childhood the tooth hurt and my grandmother put a cotton with valerian on it)))) I then had a cat could be said courtyard))) and I was small))) but I won, and he did not go into my mouth with a bark! =) is

Japanese in Kirov: in the sushi bar "Shire-Hari" :-) action - rolls of Philadelphia 2 times more under the name "FIGASE Philadelphia"

There is a cat Vaska on the boat. He walks where he thinks and himself, as he should, with a proudly raised head and a tail tube. But it is only worth the captain from the ruby on the loudspeaker to give the command of "Vaska, in place!"", as the brave Vasily plunges on the deck and knocks into the nearest open door.

I'm cute, and at 70 you're going to play computer too?
My husband yes. What prevents me? Can I raise my mouse?

Old Demon:....the case was this summer in the country... the preamble - the septic is overcrowded and something needs to be resolved urgently....
...happy June morning, I stand near the cottage, absorb the nutritious rural air and admire the pastoral)))
Here to my happiness on the street goes a slightly familiar man, a child under two meters in height, very high, and just, to my happiness (or trouble) the driver of the only one on the entire circuit of the car-lift...
I said, “You’re driving a fucking car, right?
Well...
And I have no back or front thought:
Will you remove me?
O O O O
A three-second pause.... and a rage with obstacles through the fence began, announced to the whole district of his wild - "BLUE.... KILL SUQUUUUUU!!!!!" and my no less wild homeric laughter)))

Quote from onliner.by
Students of the factory district
Sergey especially remembered the black man
9th grade student: “Little as a monkey,
I didn’t do anything bad, I just loved it.
In the middle of the lesson shouting fascists
Slogans and putting your hand in the known
The gesture. Other children are always on it.
It was not politically correct:
“Close your black cave!”

Defenders of the Post:
Before you go to the mountain of bricks about the work of the mail, remember how much you paid for its services. Less than small. A pity money. They give more to the poor. And what did you want?

I'll uncover the secret - the poor are given more because they don't lose packages and don't carry letters for 3 weeks within the same city. And what you call "services" is usually accompanied in Russian by the definition of "bear". Learn to work normally, you will also be paid for money. Just so, not the opposite.

From Yandex News
The Ukrainian who wounded the diplomat said he was intoxicated and hypnotized.
The Muggles commit crimes under the curse of Impero.The College of the Ministry of Magic will investigate the incident.

to this!

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Service in the army is your chance to survive the upcoming war

Five soldiers could be killed for one civilian. count as a percentage, as you want, we counted in people, and this nihua is not funny

<ov3rfk0w>What do you know about failure? I drank a little on Friday and decided to buy it. The license!! In the wine (!!!) And what would you think - "Error connecting to database. Please try again." for three hours (

In fact, the place of the struggle between good and evil is the playgrounds... the angel of innocence rules there during the day and the demon of alcoholism at night.

xxx: At present, the State Duma is considering amendments to the document, the adoption of which will extend its effect not only to video content, but also to music, text and software.
XXX: What is there?
Yyy: Thorn and hopelessness.

In St. Petersburg, there was a battle between homosexuals and pedarasses on the Mars Field. The Pirates won as usual.