From the discussion of the apartment Artemia Lebedev:

Renex: Surprisingly, the designer doesn’t have a designer home.
Handur: You can think that the gynecologist in the apartment should have everything cleaned up!

by Vasya Popkin. If you exist, forgive us.

xxx: guys help collect the processor in the area of 26000 rubles.
yyy: How I’m upset by people who instead of a system unit say a processor
zzz: Buy nanotransistors, a couple of billions. Then you will have to tie out of them ALU, cache, coprocessor, carry tyres. If you are new to this business then download the manual "microprocessor with your own hands for the teasers".

After a year in North America, I understood something. In the American world of children are taught that they have rights, inviolability and so on, and in Russia "Live and don't fuck" xD

I completely crushed my debian — I try to keep at least the sessions in the opera.
I googled and found:
"If you destroyed any file, then no problems with
You will not be restored. Because it is not possible to restore a destroyed file in the Unix system.

If you are hard to find and easy to lose, do I need you, so uncomfortable?

My mom doesn’t trust me in fragile things after I took a pack of peelings brought from the store, opened a meat-boiled freezer, swung up the peelings, piercing the free space and, for reliability, struck my fist to close the door.
WOW: And what then?
It turned out that they were not peelings, but raw eggs.

In bed with a loved one.
My fish...
A fish of female sex.
Then my bite...
M does not sound...
I am...?
M is also not very...
Yippidy yi yi yi yippity yay.? to

If you stop drinking, your friends become significantly less.

xxx: The people, and what is the name of the five, which gathers straw, crafts and baffles?
YYY: The Woman

Shella: I'll go to our university today at the department of physics to use the nose, ugu.
Shella: Euro repair, the walls are clean, the towel is not, but if I go with it, I go further – I see four unclosing cabins, opposite which are THREE PISSUARS.
Shella: on the side - A GREAT WINDOWS WITH A BEAUTIFUL VIEW, you will never guess
Shella: the main floor hall.
Shella: addicts built – addicts learn... nothing surprising...

I work as an admin. I sit in the office. The manager comes in:
Do you have a roulette?
I : No!
She: What is the level? I need to measure what.
I : No!
She: Maybe you have a long object and you know its exact size?

After 10 minutes on the table of my computer was lying an explanatory with the words of type "I will not be like that anymore".

There are now three grandmothers of Jehovah’s Witnesses, standing at the threshold like a bunch of vampires and asking me to invite you into the apartment!!! to

by myal ru
xxxh: I play FIFA with a joystick, I give a pass and the player who receives the ball does run away to the left and only then you can run where you want.
Don’t play for Russia

The Arms Forum.

Question: I had a dispute with a friend. Please help. Shooting the bullet of which cartridge without consequences for the carrier can withstand the mentovsky armor, which they wear during the rush of the demonstrations?

Answer: I don’t know, but I like the course of thought.

xxx: I was waiting for the hero to get up and start feeding everyone with lead, but it’s too much.
You are obviously from Moscow. Only the Moscovites think that the theater will be easily missed with any smoothness. In our province, three cardons are put in front of theaters, like a trans-open-air.
xxx: yes, you guessed, I am from DS and I go to the theatre, or rather I went before, because before everything was better and differently
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Province of Metoon. Only ballet and only ballet.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Just a circus! Just a fire!

at the conference.
The United States’ external debt is $14 trillion. What to do with him?
The voice from the room: understand and forgive!

One of my neighbors (1) has just received the prize and plans to spend it on a new winter jacket. The second has a long-standing dream - to buy a car, he refuses everything, sells what he can - only to accumulate the necessary amount. The second just recently got a package from the house with a light autumn windshield, which he is trying to sell instead of a winter jacket to the first neighbor:
“Look, it’s new, I’ve worn it a couple of times... let’s buy it from me for half the price!
I need the winter! Should I wear an autumn jacket?? to
Do you know how much the new one cost? It is cheaper!
1) Yes, I need a warm winter, what will I walk in the frost? Distance to.
2: Well buy, I need money!
Elijah, you’re in the car, right? Do you remember my grandfather died last year? There is a shorter tractor from it, can I sell it to you cheaper? He is in excellent condition!
Do I get a tractor? I need a car, where will I drive on your tractor?
1) Do you know how much it cost new??? Buy it! So buy it! We need money!!! 1
2) Well I understood it.

I’ve never been so ashamed for a long time...
YYY: What has stunned you?? to
xxx: Yes, a friend asked in the store to replace.Well, I stand and there is a grandmother: Why are your apples so small? They are normal apples. And she: No, it is small. I couldn’t stand it, I said: What a little thing! Look at the big apples!! to
She first turned around, apparently looking for apples, and then looked at me badly and left.

At night, you walk through a dark corridor, you hit a huge bullshit hernia - it is a joke! Even if someone wakes up. And you are going to cook a cup of tea, so crazy, half of the relatives will run out of the bedrooms with the statements of “You knock loud spoon, you interfere with sleep.” Is this one of me?