XXX: Have you been to the store? Do you have salt at work?
YYY: No, why do we need salt at work? Shake around so that the youths don’t fit?
XXX is!! to
Chapter 8: Buying Salt

Fraser, a thick freer. He plays the piano.
Why not a violin?
The scarf under the triple beard does not enter.

A fan of aviation.

I wonder if Carlson had air or liquid cooling of the engine?

Today only users say "I don't know why it works this way - the computer counted. Ask a programmer."

And tomorrow, as neural networks develop, programmers will not be able to respond intelligently.

It just happened. An employee enters the office and says that next to our building at the intersection sits a “thin” man with two dogs. Looking out the window, he really sits, almost on the road, with two French bulldogs. After reading Picaba as passers do not pay attention to those who are bad, thinking that they are drunk, decided to check - suddenly this person is bad.

Man was well. So good that it is bad. He did not react to anything at all. In his hand he held a bag in which the phone was broken. The dogs obviously wanted to drink while sitting on the sunrise. I took a bag from a man’s hand. In the package was a bottle of vodka, a snack, home keys and a phone. At that moment, the incoming call was interrupted. Looking at the list of calls, you can see that an infinite every minute called a son and a woman. She called from her phone to her son, as there were no funds on the man's phone, and explained the situation. The son asked where we were and asked to wait for him. I arrived in the car quickly.

As I realized, the man argued with his wife and decided to get drunk. Apparently, he did not count his strength and went to camotose. The family went crazy and searched for him all over the city.



Sometimes even drunk people need our help.

The general law states that for one smart man who does X because he likes to do X, there are more than 9,000 hamsters doing X because it is fashionable.

In any case, the study of quantum mechanics does not apply to this law.

This law does not apply to any action with a high entry threshold. It can’t be "fashionable" something that needs to be learned for years. Fashion changes more often.

Chat of Sisadmin.
XXX is covered. The buch calls, says invent an official instructions. The fucking circus.
YYYY :
1) Drinking beer
2) Do nothing
If something is broken, you can beat.
and ZZZ:
No to. They will not miss.
The system administrator has the following responsibilities:
1st Maintain your own working condition through various means (including: for internal use).
2nd Monitor the performance of the enterprise network.
Three Conduct load testing of equipment, namely, graphic adapters, in various conditions.
4 is To control the high level of computer literacy of employees in order to prevent the consequences that entail losses of the company. In the event of such consequences, ensure full and comprehensive understanding by the employee of the inadmissibility of his deed. with the use of false means).

In the hospital, the horns of my calves were put into test operation injection stands - these are panels with needles mounted in the walls. The principle of operation as a car tank. The patient approaches the stand, applies a finger to the special panel for identification. on the board is lighted by a lamp.the patient drops the raytus and applies a hose to the hole over which the lamp has burned. There is an autoinjection. The stand is designed to save and eradicate nursing. Therefore, if you see patients knocking on the walls in the corridor, don’t be afraid. Everything goes according to plan.

It smells.

Paradox – but the smell of someone else’s sweat doesn’t bother me at all.

Did you have any plants in your family?

This is))

The same problem with the socks, only now I am an adult man, and I was charged with black.

What about these socks, dirty racist?! to

In the morning on the radio, a speaker puzzles a mystery to an American guest:
Without hands, without legs,
in the field rushing,
He sings to whisper,
The trees are broken,
The grass is bowing to the earth."
The American answered: a clock.

The guy just made my morning, up to tears.

Chat is suspicious. Strawberry juice is not a tomato straw to create the effect of bleeding, so the yellow strawberries, on the go, and indeed someone there behind the frame was scattered and eaten)))

You know, clash, what the Antichrist is so angry about, why is he cursed?
2: Please explain it.
Conversion of wine into water.
Here is the helmet!

XXX: We have these kinds in the children's camp. Skopendra bit the girl, then lay in the hospital.

Everyone knows that girls are harmful.

here here :

You still read the notes of Volochkova and judge, based on them, about ballet.

And I would be interested in reading judgments, for example, the herds of wolves about livestock or flies about sanitary equipment. An unexpected look, so to say.

There were only a few poorly parked cars.

But we, on the contrary, the house is small, last year I and a small group of initiative drivers organized the marking, for the same reason that the first one stood up, and the tapki, and then you come, the car is not two or a half. In general, you come up to her, even if the parking lot is empty. I went, bought a paint, the men spotted, it became more order on the parking lot. But, marked, now that lady parks perfectly by mark, but there were two men who said that fuck we wanted to your mark, we stand where we want. It’s not about the driver’s field, but about culture and respect for others.

The girls in my office were all dressed in jeans and in dives to come, like it was cold, and comfortable for them. On the street - even in a telogreek, even in a burn, but in the office - in a mini jersey!

Office is cleaned? Or more importantly, your own income?

Repair of equipment, in particular computers. Customers give my mobile number to other people.
Message from an unknown number:
“Shan, here we were sitting with you, everything was fine. The next day the computer broke off. 1-2 minutes and out.
I did not know who was on the number. With whom did you sit, when? But I write in response to check the temperature of the processor in the BIOS.
SMS response: -"104 degrees in 2 minutes. The radiator collapsed. I will now transfer the paste and fix it.”
A couple of hours later: “Sanya, all OK. Go to Lenin to drink beer!”
I am in extension. In our city there is no Lenin street, no monument, nothing to do with Lenin. I said, “Please introduce yourself. Sorry, I never understood who I was talking to.”
Answer: “Damn, the number is confusing. Thank you for the advice!”

XX: What do you do in your free time?
Tagged: spy
XXX is serious? I like to walk in the park or go to the cinema with my friends.
YYY: I know

In Russia, every minute, 3 people are born.
I thought of the babysitter. It is born. How many people have sex every minute? And why all that sex, which should be around, goes past me.
Then I remembered that the population is stable, which means that every minute so many people die, it was not in its own right... Well, these posters!! to