She said she was walking on the beach with a girlfriend. There is reason to believe that this is not true. I’ll go there and get two roses. If you and a girlfriend, both will get a flower. And if with the collar, the two flowers will get to the girl.

Here are these guys...
“Nenone, Dr House! No is!
I do a special street diagnosis. Want to see a diagnosis?
“Nenone, Demon, no!
This is you, what is it for you?
These are pimples, okay? The storm! Am I just sick?! to
Are you sure it’s nothing else?
“Aha, in the shit, this is gangrene!” Where are you doing my pimples? The Biopsy!
What are you drinking?
This is Dr. Boy, you know. I have a cold, I drink Doctor Boy!
Are you sure it’s nothing else?
For example...? AAAAAAA, Emancateter, this is a whiskin!! The Viking!! This is a whisper!!! to

A smile from VKontakte:

Burning vacation for wife
In connection with the expansion of material capabilities and personal and physiological needs of a man, a vacancy for the position of a wife is opened.
► Requirements: ◄
• Lack of experience in this job;
• A valid medical book, a certificate from a doctor confirming the absence of regular headaches with approaching sleep;
• Creative approach to the fulfillment of marital duty;
• The absence of allergies to football and boxing and the presence of allergies to series;
Ownership of skills of use of office equipment (washing machine, washing machine, steam, vacuum cleaner). OR by the operator by phone is highly undesirable;
• Housing at least 5,000 km from the workplace.
► Bonuses: ◄
• Possibility of permanent residence at the workplace;
• official registration in the work book;
• paid leave;
• Social package: food at the expense of the company, service car, shopping, beauty salons.
The right to control and dispose of the company’s budget.
____________________________
Please send a resume with the indication of the vacancy by personal message.

Yyy: A friend photographer writes. The bride brought him back the pictures with claims. She says that for that money she could have been slightly worse.)))

Mario (00:07:51 18/09/2009)
The inscription over the proctologist's office "REMONTS OCHKOV"))))

Red (00:08:26 18/09/2009)
Who is a proctologist?

I go out to the balcony. The second floor. Despite the fact that I broke up in the hallway and stand in the same socks, shouting "Wedding will not be!!I get out of the balcony. Here I go and feel like a true MUSTCHINA - barefoot, but you don't have to get married)))
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Those who have brought this to the best are just as foolish as this "ridder in socks."
How else to call it if he decided to leave the girl, and yet agreed to come to her home for the last encounter? Type "no, let’s go, but seriously I’ll send you"?
I am silent about how this wisdom humiliated the daughter in the eyes of her parents! The fucking cock. Evil is taken.
Those who think that I’m wrong and a cheerful man should behave like that – press a minus.

HH: I think you have a strong feeling.
WOW: What is it for?
You are following the crowd.
Repeat after me: I have no stable feeling!
I have no stable feeling!
I am an individual!
I am an individual!

The word "communicative" can be used to summarize some blasphemy.

We also programmed on paper.
YYY: On paper it is the coolest at all.
xxx: ah, you write the program, and the prep checks if it works
YYY: You were strictly taught there.
XXX: He doesn’t put it on the computer. He looks so.
And when you approach for the tenth time, and he is tired, he can say that he is already working.

She
Hello to you)))

He is
Hi to

She
Can I ask you for a favor?

He is
may

She
my brother bought a router and a wifi station, and Inet cannot breed (hands from g***). Do you help? I will feed you ?

He is
Can we help today?

[20:15:40] <bragin> [RST]anis: and how old are you?
[20:16:19] <[RST]anis> me
[20:16:32] <bragin> [RST]anis: Yes to you
[20:17:12] <[RST]anis> me 25
[20:17:55] <bragin> [RST]anis: cool, but in what class do you study?
[20:18:20] <[RST]anis> at 9

_Master_: the hard disk with porn covered with content :(

Our teaching in mathematics:
Mathematicians are idiots, so they can solve the problem of how many fish are left on a tree if there were ten and three flew away. And they don’t care how they got there."

and useless_faq

Are the vampires?
You know the hematogen, right?

No, I’m not angry when people rub rub rubbish on the street. I get angry when they do it five meters away from the trash.

No, I am not angry with stupid children. I get angry when they start teaching you to live.

No, mine is not angry with illiteracy. Minya is angry when she enters into the meaning of what is written.

No, I am not haunted by emo, goth, gastarbayters, skins, alkashi, mints and other evil. I get angry when they stop behaving like people.

No, I am not angry with Americans, Ukrainians and Georgians. I am angry with their governments.

XXX How are you?
I sit here at home all warm and wet.
xxx: well her this job, I go to you, sweets to get?
You are stupid!! Take the medication. I have a fever of 39 and I sweat.

Sword
Article by Medvedev
We need money and technology from Europe, America, Asia.

Sword
Here it is

Sword
I want peace, I want everything.

Tortilla: My - a lover of tasty eating, and I am running the egg to my 27s mastered.And then I regularly forget, and it burns. My already rubs and mosques, the situation is critical. Help to preserve the cell of society!!! to
I am not a puppy, puppy! ? I’m not going to teach you the subtleties of cooking bechbarmak or Korean cold coxy soup!))) But once you’ve done with eggs (with chickens, milk!I’ll give you an omelette.)
Eternal Journey: Write small: took 50-100 grams of bacon, cut, cut, cubes. Cut a couple of slices of black, shrimp, bread!Cubs, fuck, small!2 eggs hit with 100 ml of milk. Salt is not there. Close up and listen!! Bacon and bread on a slow, attic lamb, roast!! A couple of minutes. Then we will also pour the hammered kinza and black pepper there, holding down the breath, the holy patamusta! We pour the contents with broken eggs. Wait a few minutes until the omelette takes shape, and then generously cover it with roasted cheese. And do not fuck me mosquito in proportions, cheese omelette not to spread out! And, as soon as the cheese floated - this is not beyond the mountains, here I personally squeeze the omelette with tar (in Israel, they taught, it is such a mixture of melted lemon leaves with peanut seeds and salt). There is no straw - we cut a small kinza and we drip it!!!!..
Then you throw it on your plate, you pour a stack and you say, “Eat, my beloved!”! to
(within 2 days)
Torta to Eternal Jurn: Teach me to cook! He got out of that omelette! Pick up the recipes!

<She> you are a sad cock!!! to
<ON> decreasing-loving from "dirty joke"?

Why did I wake up today and you left?
She: ]:->
He is: What?
You are a stupid idiot!
You will sleep with your guitar.
He: What has happened?
It is: Nothing!
He: Well then don’t stumble if nothing.
Do you remember what you did this morning?
He was sleeping.
She: That is the fucking thing!
She: This morning you go through a dream to hug me with the words "My beloved, go to me". I, pleased with this awakening, embrace you in response... and you know what I hear? "My El Te De... beautiful"
It is *ROFL*
She: I say, “What kind of LTD?” and you, cattle, open one eye, say with a serious look, “E-Ce Thousand,” turn around, and again gently add “deluxe.” And you sleep!
He is: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
She is a fool...
Don’t worry, I love you as much as I love you ?
She: And I am you :-*