I will heat the battery.
I pushed Constantine out of bed.
Today I come from Korea.
They pulled a stall station.

Give the fool a prayer to God, and he will break his forehead.
The Reader:
Why is your head broken?
He made a fool pray to God.

...
zzz: Arthur, say, and where do you take words like "ferdiperdous", are there any more?
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"Fintech artwork" is it going to work? and :)

The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.
Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!
~blin still held up, not to mention the boy Burn

My three pins.

There is a lot of talk about financial pyramids, but three generations have grown up right in front of our eyes, which are only able to stumble. Who will produce your mother? Who will feed you after your grandparents/mothers die?? to

The number of realtors and car purchases confirms the sadest forecasts. OBHS will not work even if it works in four shifts and without weekends.

As our worker said in 1991, soon there will be no business. The old man was right. We laughed and didn’t believe it.

The Director of the AutoVAZ is made the head of the space industry.

Discussion of the news on weblog.ru:

"The things of American soldiers will be carried by a robot-cat running a halo"

Rick: I can imagine the picture of American soldiers trying to catch a robot cat carrying their things away.

kg: The picture of an Israeli reserve soldier chasing a cat carrying his socks is repeated at my house regularly.

Here is this:
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
...
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD
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It would not be bad, by the way. Or they will take every hideo to learn, it then nihua does not know, but dirty, but with higher education.

In the process of correspondence with the developer was born the phrase "in the shortest time".

Cheap and angry is an old prostitute.

<xxx> In the medical universities of Russia will appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Doctors, which took place in Samara.
<yyy> and a new specialty - exorcist

Looking at the map of growing Moscow traffic jams, the idea of riding the Olympic fire on the subway no longer seems absurd.

Pugacheva and Galkin became parents:
"Two children were born - a girl and a boy. I don’t know the details, but I was a surrogate mother. The twins were born on September 18. The girl was named Lisa and the boy was named Harry, said the director of the singer Elena Chuprakova.

Reply to parents: Harry Galkin!

to this
"Kitty: And I came up with a gift to ask for))
And how? and how? ? And to whom? Not with me, I hope.
Kitty : No! I sent my dad a link from the left box "A Chinese exchanged his kidney for an iPad" yesterday. Today - A woman committed suicide because of the iPad, well, because she wasn't bought.
I am loose. ?
Kitty: And so for a few more days!
Kitty: And then I’ll say, “Dad, I want an iPad.”
It is wise, wise and wise.

You will receive a gift.
The father.

I don’t remember where it was, but one of the economists wrote that it’s very important in business to give yourself the opportunity to go backwards. Therefore, he always made a reservation before discussing the deal, "I am ready, but with the permission of my business partner." For all these years, no one knew that his business partner was his cat. If he did not like something, he called home to his cat, then announced that his partner did not agree, and left, keeping his face :)

The news:
The United Rocket and Space Corporation will be headed by the CEO of "AutoVAZ".

The Russian space crants, sadly, comrades :(

Dr. Morf: RIA Novosti: General Director of “AutoVAZ” will now build missiles.
Dr. Morf: I wanted to joke that they’re going to fall all the time now. And then I remembered that they were already falling all the time.

It won’t be funny, but here it is:

YYY: Can we go for a walk?
XXX: I can’t
YYY: So what is it?
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
xxx: checked out
YYY: You don’t have an institute and the fuck knows what! The house is checked, the controls are arranged
You always say that walking is strictly prohibited.
XXX is strictly prohibited
Yyy: You are fucking studying at school.
Fuck, I knew it.
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD

That fucking funny. Why are we surprised that the missiles are falling? What do we produce foods? Medicine at zero.

That’s because, fucking, these "specialists" work everywhere!

I: Okay, then the last question, or we will call you back.
Oh yeah yeah yeah ok.
I: What can you tell the smart \ interesting about DOM elements?
The elements change, the essence remains.

Pause, I try to understand the meaning of the answer

I: Please list those elements, at least a few.
XHHH: Kuznetsov, Karyakina, Pinzari...
I am 0_O
Oh sorry, this is from House 2, and you wanted from the first, right?
I'll call you again, I'll call you again... x_x

c) We have

to this:
I was young and ahead of time. I was a good technician, better than my parents and even better than my grandparents. I taught seniors how to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I taught them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they ticked their ears and said it was loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they ran away, preferring TV with Kobzon, Pugacheva and Lechchenko.
I then went into the woods, left alone and dreamed of getting old, so that I could be taught something by young people.
30 years passed. I became old. But, shit... I’m still teaching the same thing, but I’m young. Because they can’t teach me.
I teach young people to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I teach them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they clog their ears and say that it is loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they run away, preferring a TV with Home-2.
What is wrong in this world? What kind of guy put him in a break?
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With such data, it was not to run into the forest, but to the pedinstut.