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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147735
 29.12.2017
"And they become psychologists."

The sociologists! Social scientists, don’t confuse them.
And so yes, Asimov, "Profession" =)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147734
 29.12.2017
Justas00: Well, I once traveled to Vladivostok by train to acquainted foreigners I tell about a week in the train they always ask and you lived a week in the train

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №147733
 29.12.2017
And don’t remember that these cleaners have done such a genius that they should all be respected?

Here, by the way, is the visible difference in the mentality of the beast and the cultural man. A cultural person a priori respects the other, then the latter may lose respect by committing some evil deed. A priori Buddle does not respect anyone, for some reason others should deserve respect "".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147732
 29.12.2017
In my time, to drop from 109 to 84, I only had four habits.

This is what "in its time". I had to gain weight in the army, despite "not a second of rest" - so when I returned in two months I spent everything accumulated. At a young age, the metabolism is much sharper.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147731
 29.12.2017
...that I may not declare myself to be a knower of his will, that I may not build any temples in his honor, that I may not represent him, or confess rites, that I may not disturb him by my ignorance. And let no one on earth believe that he knows Him better than I know Him.

Please correct me if I am wrong, but I think you just invented agnosticism.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147730
 29.12.2017
I am so indifferent to the heat.
I am especially lenient.
When I wash and shave,
Life afflicts me again and again.

Quietly heard in the kitchen Tick-Tac,
Only rolltons on the table.
Advertising works as
The energy of the crazy era.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №147729
 29.12.2017
xxx: Arrived, the best pilot I’ve flying with, perfectly smooth takeoff and drop, the softest landing on three points. young man
When drunk they fly very carefully.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147728
 29.12.2017
There are two ways to lose weight quickly. Exacerbation of gastritis (this is a mild option): a week you walk and chew, still at least a month you live on a diet "nothing at least as delicious" and drugs, in the side of which a decrease in appetite. And the second method (this is a hardcore variant): intestinal infection. Two weeks of temperature and rinse on both sides, antibiotics as desired. Very reliable method, I do not recommend it to anyone. =) is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147727
 29.12.2017

here here :
I am familiar with these "reasonable". Their children fainted at school from hunger.

To feed a child, especially until the state in which he fails, you do not need a lot of money. Falling into starvation is generally quite difficult, this is not everybody does during wars. Just a note.

Not literally from hunger, probably, but low hemoglobin due to unbalanced nutrition can quite cause fainting.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147726
 29.12.2017
On the New Year holidays for users from Russia, the developers added this feature. Before January 15, Alice will name not only the exact time and day of the month, but also the year.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147725
 29.12.2017
We hanged advertisements in the elevator. As usual, I haven’t watched for two months. Today I looked - and barely sat down on the floor, well, the walls in the elevator are close.
Promote the children’s section of karate and kudo. Blabla, the coach of the champions, blabla.
A bump from below, on the same paper, the advertisement of the children's rehabilitation center after cranial and shock.
The carrier is burning.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147724
 29.12.2017
Mathematics is the queen of science.
I know, are you a mathematician?
and no. I remembered my physics teacher. Intelligent was a man - with the slightest misunderstanding of the students of physics, he turned everything into mathematics.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147723
 29.12.2017
>>> I have noticed here. If a person does not drink, then he is most likely very toxic, unpleasant, difficult to communicate. You are so angry of sobriety.

Well, I came, smeared everyone with one “world” (and only yesterday discussed incomplete induction) and pleased. And it really makes friendship...
People, don’t be like that, teach Euler’s circles and don’t make such mistakes.

Many "unpleasant people" can intersect with many "unpleasant people", as well as with many "drinkers", but many "unpleasant people" is by no means a subset of many "unpleasant people".

With the coming you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147722
 29.12.2017
The Russian Post decided to remove excess candy from New Year’s gifts of employees.

The rest she melted, bite and put back. Lack of weight supplementation.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147721
 29.12.2017
Moscow transport company called the car the worst investment in Moscow. You own a car 24/7, 365 days a year, you only use it while driving 7% of the time. I use the hammer for 4 minutes a year. It’s just 2 millionth of the time that the hammer belongs to me. This is the worst investment.
YYY: Now understand the logic of people with perforators!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147720
 29.12.2017
In connection with the coming year of the dog, the words of the fox and the cockle are considered compliments.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147719
 29.12.2017
I have a wonderful friend, such men look at and say with a smile - "Nothing, such."
On the eve she calls and complains, one of the strangers is attached to her and does not lag behind, she is an educated person, she did not send immediately, and here she scratched a small discomfort.
I have to say that a friend works in a large state company, and he will constantly visit there for some business.
I tell her:
- You will ask him for money to borrow, but not very much to be real. Ask for a long time? Say, “As yet I don’t know, maybe a month for two, for three.” and all! You will not see him again.
I called yesterday evening:
I sit and look at two pieces. No other options anymore? The fuck counselor!! to
This is so.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147718
 29.12.2017
A pizza is a circular chart that shows how much pizza you have left.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147717
 29.12.2017
Speaking about the expected absence of snow on New Year’s Eve, the mayor of Kaliningrad Alexander Yaroshuk on December 26 explained the situation by the fact that the citizens “prayed.” In November 2017, the mayor of Kaliningrad advised citizens to pray that there would be no heavy snowfall in the winter, as the city's services would find it difficult to cope with snow cleaning.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147716
 29.12.2017
to this:

My friends decided to try raw food. He and she are very active and hardworking people. At one time, they abandoned the work of clerks in favor of heavy physical work in the fresh air. Those are my friend’s words. After a month of raw eating, the perception of life changed greatly. It turns out that a person needs very little in the work itself. And if you need so little then why hard work, why exercise if you can just not gain fat, why stress if you can pick up nuts in the forest and live normally. In general, they dropped this snare away from sin.
So it is possible that Khomitch is to blame, but most likely just moral values are changing, accordingly and funny you find different now.

He could not sleep all night, tormented by the question: what kind of smoothie did they throw - raw food or heavy physical work in the fresh air? Answer for Christ’s sake, and I don’t know whether to choose raw food or to change work.

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