On the topic of "cruel methods of motivation". To school my mother (who worked there as a teacher) woke me up with the phrase:"You are not going to school?". In 11th grade I once said "I won’t go". I did not go. :) Mom comes and says "I said you’re sick. Don’t make such jokes anymore"

M: In general, you don’t have a geek.
Q: Did you notice that somehow against the background of recent events in the world, our men began to be terribly proud that they are not in the ass?
There is absolutely nothing else from the merits, hui da ceda, write with mistakes, pgm all the way up, but the very fact that they don't give in the ass - straight became something like a personal achievement.
as if their whole life is pursued by hellish temptation to go into the ass, and they are heroes, will in the fist and not a drop in the pop, not a centimeter in the mouth.
I don’t know what kind of eagles they feel about it, but it looks so disgusting on the side that there are no words.

(Discuss the behavior of Yandex.Navigator in Zheleznogorsk, Krasnoyarsk region)
David: I got this after some update. (applies a fragment of the map) It is worth to go outside of my city - and continues to build routes normally. Where to turn?
Mithgol: Tell me, what geographical name on this map ends in “...the old arasantnik”?
David: Just a “carousel”

The Red Cross on White is Swedish.
yyy: Swedish flag yellow cross on blue background
yyy: Swiss flag white cross on red background
yyy: red cross on white background is an ambulance
Tagged with: wall

We do not know why God created other peoples, but the Russians he created precisely for this: industrial espionage, corporate secrets, hacked satellites, anonymous access through Middle Eastern providers, smuggling of microchips. The future. Russians are made for the future. When the Russians are for a short time left alone by their sad Soviet government, the Russians return to their natural state – the cyberpunk.
SIP

This is:
They say that in the blockade of Peter, it was easier for communists to survive in the frost. Because the 56 volumes of Lenin’s works are warm, very warm.

The collection of Lenin's works in 55 volumes was first published in 1966, the blockade was from 08.09.1941 to 18.01.1943

Fover: Yes, I would have given the data, but I don’t have a passport)))

Gerda has lost? 0 - O

Fover: Uh, a long time ago
Yesterday I went for a new one, today I will write a statement, but the fact is that we in the DDR instead of a passport fucking give someone.
Paper with photo

Gerda is PZDC. When you are asked to sign up on the document, put a cross. for authenticity
You can theoretically travel to another city in Ukraine and have a passport there.
But it is money and time.

Fover: a birth certificate is required
It was in an old passport.
I have already made a new one.
This is PZDC.
all paper in the inscriptions "DPR", "Donetsk People’s Republic"
I am not sure if such evidence will be given in Ukraine.

Birth certificate in passport?? to
Do you put all the eggs in one basket? How did you lose your birth certificate and passport? 0 - O

Fover: You won't believe it
I made copies.

Gerda is fucking))

very educational
>>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not hinder the button "Just bought"

Few people know, but in general it is there... When you click on the cross "hide an ad" - he asks why you want to hide and there is the option "The goods or services are found". Direct remembers this and no longer offers, verified. Do not thank.

News on sports boxing after the victory of Russia over Liechtenstein: "Russia with one leg in France".
One foot in France, the other at home. As if we were not stuck between our legs".

The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation accused Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk of participating in military actions in the First Chechen War.
Just take pictures of Yatsenyuk.

- Children, write down the sentence: "In the corner the mouse scratches".
Marvane, who is the scratch?
Vovochka is the Investigative Committee of Russia.

C Hicks, discussion of porn channels on TV:

The Russian night is just a fairy. When a man is mined without removing jeans, and then he is so in clothes and depicts sex with the actress. My wife and I were just crying.
XHH: So is Russia. It is cold without clothes.

I bought a pack of Rothmans cigarettes today. There "date" holiday at the company, 125 years
All the shit...
125 years of smoking kills.
Honestly I respect)

"I found out here in the fight against insects that the hair lacquer does not burn..."

It is for the best, believe me. I once saw a giant burning puppy running around the house. Confusion is more. Not only is it that when I see a colopendra, I am hunting for a luster to jump, and it is still scary that this creature will burn the house.

Interesting fact:Many remember the TV series "Santa Barbara", which seemed to go eternity. It contains 2137 series. But he did not get the title of the longest series. This title is attributed to the series "Roadlight", which was broadcast from 1937 to 2009. It contains 15,500 series. Are you bored? Don’t know what to do for the long autumn nights? There is exit. Who here likes to shout:"The challenge is accepted!"?

I put a new alarm on my phone.
(L): Before noon and afternoon – how is it?
(I): - Until noon a.m, after noon r.m
(L): I repeat the question, before noon and after noon – how?
I look at him as if I explained everything correctly.
A woman, not stupid. What time is noon?

Watching the drivers fly through the lying policemen, my child thoughtfully:
- But it would be better if they were inside, like holes, not convex. Everything is broken in front of the hole.)

Oh man, where are you without a line?
I’m quick, I just have to ask.
In the sort?

Nine-tenths of the universe is essentially documentation.

Terry Pratchett

XXX: I’m already getting into porn.
Now you will have to go to another site.

Yandex announced the news:
Alexey Ulukaev advises to store savings in rubles.

I’ll run for the currency tomorrow.