I went to think...
Hopefully not to the toilet?
My child has a habit, when he sits on the pot asks questions: Mom, and dogs are afraid of thunderstorms? And the rain? What about the wind? ?
I am so happy :)))
I still need to answer "I am afraid!!!! to
Why are they afraid? Maybe they are not afraid?
I am afraid of Laban!! It is better not to argue with the child sitting on the pot! ;-)

A woman doesn’t know what she wants, but she knows how to it.

XXX: Hear teenagers - "Scientists officially extended teenage age to 25 years"
YYY: be careful))
You go to the store for a beer, and the saleswoman says to you, “You’re not yet adult!”
XXX: And fuck that bearded
YYY: You can do all kinds of nonsense, and refer to age)
XXX: Late to Walk
YYY: boil and with 3 liters of garbage in the entrance
XXX: in the apartment to call and run
YYY : AHA

Three souls meet in the astral:

1: Well, I have been free for half a century, go to the "real life"?
2: Okay, I don’t want to stress the current, this time I’m born in the family of a successful Swiss businessman.
1: And I need to pump the skills - humor, ingenuity, patience... I will play Russian.
3: And I generally randomly choose Persia, so more interesting. Currently, without chats, astral memory is not included.

2) All technical support staff have a nick Marina with the same avatar. At the same time, they all have different ratings, and this does not prevent them from signing Oleg at the end of the response to the tick.

Qrt: and you know that in the Moldovan army there are special purpose malars that under the cover of the night paint the optics of enemy tanks?

The age difference:
I am just blooming, and your seeds have already grown!

What is the name of the manager? She had a mail like her name, you need to write to her.
The rabbit Olya.
Is she married like she is now?
Now like Mironova, but do you seriously think that girls also change emails when they get married?

Well you said a good toast on my last birthday, there was something about the horse and the dog.
Smell like a horse and get tired like a dog.

You speak of the Sberbank and the Post of Russia, but there is an institution even more meaningless and ruthless - the military commission.
I came there once, after a night shift at nine in the morning.I approach the guard and say: I am in 106 offices. She looked at me closely and said: 106 out of ten.
Nothing to do, I stand and wait. She is in her eyes all the time. In any case, I clarified that it was the 106th cabinet on my question.
And here the long-awaited ten hours, I approach the window with my passport, and here they give me:
106 is not available today.
I’ve never been so close to killing a man.

To the numerous stories about female logic, it is time to add stories and about male logic. So: the city, the left row, our hero rushes over 200 on his important male affairs, as suddenly someone interferes with his restructuring. What does a man? They guessed that he rebuilt before the offender and began to 'touch' before him at a speed of three pillars per hour. And it doesn’t matter that he rushed somewhere, it doesn’t matter that he himself broke the rules, as a result of which others could not correctly assess his speed... If you are so in a hurry, why do you waste time on this kindergarten? Logic is wow?

xxx: I understand the code of a simple website, assembled on a very adequate, but self-writing, CMS.
xxx: And it would seem that everything was clean and beautiful, had it not been for the comment I met in one of the templates.
Holy Father, I have sinned. I called in the template to the database. I neglected standards for the sake of simplicity and speed. Please forgive me this sin.
The funny guy got caught.

Kirill
Yes, it would be better if somebody pulled me out of this hole called Dota 2:D.
Anastasia
ARR, do you have the willpower?
Kirill
She works here poorly :D gave himself a promise when the girl appears to give up dotha)
Anastasia
You won’t get there until you leave.
Kirill
I invented it well, no? and :D

Andrei: I ordered a drunk pizza here at night, and I don’t think the hools were brought, but I see what I wrote in the order form, there is the contact person of Andrew, and the commentary “I want war in Syria.”

Today I realized that all the nonsense I dreamed of as a child is coming true. I work as a cook, changed my favorite, does not leave the military in peace (although I have asthma), yeah, all this dreamed... so here, now I wait for when I will fuck the fairy

c) the beast

Comments to the news "Gamer will be punished for war crimes". According to the Red Cross, a player who plays as a soldier and commits war crimes should be punished.

The Red Cross is going to cure wounded bots. And if not – why?
YYY: And punish those who play duck hunter outside the hunting season.

Ro'Ongshn: The more I communicate with different users, the more I come to the idea that the "programmer" is a person who can read the inscription "click the buttons 1,2,3", understand it, and press those buttons.

Travel to Crimea:

I thought it was still warm there. Last year, when we had +10, they had +25. Going there is like going from the fridge to the refrigerator.

In our shopping center in one of the boutiques of Jamshuta were doing repairs. The remaining garbage in the form of boxes, cement bags, etc. They decided not to throw it into the garbage, but put it in the middle of the boutique and rained. I started to believe in history "Our Rush"

The wider the monitor, the longer the name of the variable.