It was about a decade ago.

On New Year’s Eve, I went to visit a non-drinking friend. Arrived by public transport. They sat so well, met, did a decent job with the butters, spent the hours of their lives until three nights. Well, with a non-drinking friend, like the alcohol itself, do not go out of hand, and not wanted to. It is time to go home. New Year's Eve is a real beauty: snow slightly throws, light frost. Public transport, of course, does not go, the area is not the busiest, the streets are empty. Finally, the lifted hand is slowed by Zyguli-six with a police paint and beacons. He caught a man, he is called. I was worried if I took the documents with me. The car window opens, and a police officer sitting on the passenger seat unexpectedly asks:

Where are you?

I call the address. He shakes his head:

and sit down.

The driver turns on the beacons - the syrene to turn on, however, did not become, - stumbled with the wind (by the way, I never understood why the beacons were to turn on - for all the time of the way we got from the force of a dozen cars, maybe it is as a free attraction? ) The police officers in the car three - two in front and one behind, with the last on the road talked, again for life, and the front on the passenger seat is virtually not involved in the conversation, and from time to time somehow very strange, with unmistakable suspicion looks at me.

Finally, they drive home, I give money for the trip (apply modestly! I am going out, and here the employee, who was constantly looking suspiciously at me, asks:

Sorry one question?

of course.

I don’t understand anything...you didn’t drink at all, right? ! to

From FB:
The political views of the Rabbit PC are quite obvious, and once a nervous lady at the presentation of the book reached the microphone and asked the question "Why do you love our homeland so wrongly?"
The author of the Rabbit honestly said that such a question can only be ruined by the answer.

And with regard to the latter, you are an idiot. You’ll be 60 years old, you’ll know. Oh yes, suicides go to hell."

For stupidity, please make it clear. In my opinion, it would be idiotic to suffer for a long time without any prospects for improvement. And I will not go to hell – I am an atheist, we are not allowed to go further from the graves.

CJ remembered...

But if you have a normal relationship with your father, ask him how he met his mother. And you will be surprised to learn that already in the USSR, where there was no sex, girls have quite successfully demonstrated their interest and initiative.

At the very beginning of the collapse of the USSR, when the first sex timidly began to appear in the vast homeland, a girl named Deryuga studied with us in the institute, quite sympathetic, only her legs were covered with black hair. Once the girls hinted to her about depilation, such as a guy during sex is pleasant to smooth a gentle leg. She replied, “I’m not fucked at all. I am a fucking guy, I am a fucking guy who has his leg (in terms of hair).
When they talk about initiative women, I always think of Deryuga, and I think how good that my acquaintances are relatively uninitiative)))

We had an uncle named Snicks. It started with someone asking, “What do you do, Snice?” The other continued: “Cruiser Aurora.” And then it came up: "and Snica is not the fate of the cosmodrome for us", "And love with a mad bird will break your window, I will again be Snica for you, I will be Snica anyway"... Everyone considered it his duty to remember as many songs as possible with the mention of his surname, direct competition arranged.

Season 7 Episode 3 Game of Thrones We sit at home and watch...
Joy Snow says Daenerys "... You will rule the guest..."
The woman asked: "How, how will she rule? by the guest? What is it?"
Long discussed about GOSTs and SNIPs for the rule of seven kingdoms, did not come to a consensus.

In the kindergarten I had a best friend, he was called Andrew. At the end of the kindergarten we agreed to walk every day after I came back, and I went to the sea with my mom. When we returned, he was nowhere, which made me very upset.

My mother was religious, so she took me to church. And during one of the services I learned from my grandmothers that my friend died and his parents were in prison. Mom and dad calmed me for a long time, and then, over time, I just forgot about it.

It would seem like a terrible story, but only recently, when I came back from the store with my mom, we met his dad and talked. What was my surprise when it turned out that they just moved to the other end of the city.

xxx: These memories will make me laugh - "Oh, and what games we played as children in the 80s, went to the railway, ran on the construction, oh how did we survive at all".
I beg you fucking. That’s how we survived in the 90s, with the royal alcohol and acetone vodka in every barrel a day, that’s what I understand.

Life is a run with barriers for a short distance, and the finish tape can be stretched anywhere.

The conversation went on about GMOs... The topic is overwhelming, but this time they decided to smash Petrovich. He was half a day, so he had a chance to listen to fairy nonsense... But it didn’t happen at all.

Are you afraid to eat GMO?
In other words, you are not always afraid of it.
How is it?
At night in the forest, for example, you should not be afraid of animals, but of people. understandably?
How about GMOs?
If I eat a sandwich with salmon, should I be afraid if all these proteins are mixed in modified wheat? But the very fact that people have thought about this before, you have to be afraid.
Why is?
Well, I’m here with you, Sysadmin, I’m programming a little. DNA is the same program, only written with an unknown code. And biologists like hackers are trying to hack. I just changed the code and saw what happened. Now I began to think about what. But the means of programming on DNA are not yet available, so they are essentially the same hackers. It will take a dozen or two years and the DNA will break completely. Programming tools will be written. Type C++ or AutoCAD. He introduced the characteristics of the organism – the computer has dried up – here is your DNA. And the 3D printer will print the embryo of this case. A pink elephant on her birthday. This is where the humor begins. The ants that bite with sinic acid, organisms with counters - such as the twentieth generation of nursery cats suddenly generates metric cockroaches-man-eating, wheat that gives only one harvest. But instincts can be prescribed in the genes. Wolves who want to come to a certain region and cut people out there. They have the same instinct. I don’t talk about bacteria and viruses. And it turns out that GMO safety is a matter of decency and ethics. When did people suffer decently? This is what is terrible... People should be afraid, not the crap.

The best husband is a cosmonaut: the salary is big, half a year in a business trip, and if he returns, the whole country knows.

Tell me, and can Russia come up with sanctions that hit at least someone other than its own population?

Leave them with a shortage of money, loans for everything in a row, scandals with the wife, conflicts with the aunt, a bunch of problems with the children, a TV with joke shows after work, and finally death before the death of the wife (as a consequence of all this).

of Paphos. But it would be good to look at the statistics: married men live longer than their single peers. But for women, the statistics say the opposite.

to this:
My mother for the last 20 years constantly (except in winter, autumn) wears an umbrella with her - the rain scares.

Your mother, apparently, is a cultural, read and experienced person. She read the "Saga of the Forces" of Golsworth:
And, grabbing the umbrella to prevent the rain, Somes went to the station.

My ex lived in my apartment, the house did not hit the finger at the finger, our salary was the same, but a significant part of the family budget was spent on car maintenance. In the car he was going to work. And I am on the tram<<

The gods of Olympus. I thought I was such an idiot! He lived in his room in the utility, he bought himself motorcycles as and when he wanted, because he wanted very much, but he could not very much. Therefore, after technical difficulties with the sale of the first motorcycle, many years later bought a new one. No money in the pocket. Just getting to work. A salary of 20 thousand with the decision to give 10 of them for a motorcycle. As a result, he received 15, which he returned to the box office. I ate, dressed and washed at my expense. and controlled. And I was walking. And then resolutely that it was disgusting to ride passengers and twisted the rear seat, because it esthetically spoils the picture. I am in Aachen. Then the boy began to buy more and more toys, and I was still walking, I was not even seen in the evening.

And then we were forced to leave, the boy got the car of his dreams at the price of two decent cars (this is an inheritance, so what claims, inheritance is a personal affair of everyone). But I went to visit him for some reason, and I was not only not taken back, but also not taken to the subway, because "Oh, well, it is far, hard, and I am tired and the parking place will be taken!"

Girls, that’s why some of us are so stupid, right?

here

I understand how it works. I have a talisman jacket. It doesn’t protect you from the rain, it scares you.

PF is finally here.
My mother for the last 20 years constantly (except for winter, autumn) wears an umbrella with her - the rain scares.

Here are you shit. If I hadn’t washed the car, everyone would have died from drought for a long time.

I am not a witch :R
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: I am more heavy than the load-lifting capacity of the meth!
YYY: So much time has passed.
YYY: I’m sure she’s been pumped.
XXX is not!
XXX is fucking.

the_stranger> I was witnessing a dialogue between two Russo-Africans at one time when the girl said to the guy:
“Don’t be offended if you are called Mowgli, firstly, he is a hero, and secondly, in general, a Hindu.

We sit in pairs.

Prep checks the people present.

P is here?

T is here.

Why wasn’t it in the previous couple?

T – I had a poch.



In the audience there was silence, everyone stood astonished at Takaiovna.

The girl was shy, little, forgotten and licked.



P – What?

T – I said it was bad.

XHH: I eventually grew up as a comfortable child, not creating problems. I remember, I already in the universe once wanted to buy a bar or a beer or a cocktail. I was somewhere 18-20 years old. I went to the store and thought, “What will my mom say?”—although I knew she’t say anything like that, because I don’t binge every day and I don’t disappear anywhere, and there are occasional episodes in the family. Eventually she turned and left.

YYY: And I always, by the way, was this: “My parents invested in me and raised me, and I’ll be happy to go? Well no" For the same reason, I’ve never met HD.

Zzz: And I didn’t binge, because my mom told me that it’s encephalopathy, especially from vodka cocktails. I am like this: How, I read so much and I learn and I burst my brains?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY You made us.