12:00 Watch video about postponing for later
12:10 thank you
18:00 What is the video?
19:20 I haven't seen it yet :D

80% of divorces are initiated by women who are tired of Scottish husband behavior. In the literal sense of Scotland, it is not "going with unbarred legs", men are permitted by default, and drink / beat / money to pick / lovers to drive tabun / children to ignore.

They will run and educate that if their legs were carefully brushed, this would not have happened!

At age 15, I was terribly afraid of the dark. And the worst event for me was the departure of my parents, because I had to spend the night alone. Yes, many would be happy in my place, but for me it was hell and a nightmare. In the darkness, all kinds of monsters, ghosts from games and movies were constantly stirring in me, and even my fierce imagination worked against me.

Such nights I experienced by turning on the TV and arranging illumination in half the rooms. So, in the light, under the noise of the broadcasts, I fell asleep calmly.

On one such day, I grabbed as usual and woke up in the middle of the night, because I slept out of little need. The TV was turned off, and the lights too. Sleep as a hand. I hid my head under the blanket and thought the sting would come out of her, which cut everything out to get to me and will do something unnatural with me. But the unknown shit did not attack, and the bladder resembled a litre of juice.

After a few minutes, I finally calmed down and finally turned my brains on, suggesting that the lock JEC had turned off electricity again. And the time went up and a few more minutes of delay would be fatal to me.

I had two options: to go to the toilet where a monster was waiting for me, or to describe myself and then meet the monster, because in a wet bed I would not lie for a long time. Decided to die with dignity, I began to prepare for the campaign and began to encourage myself: "This is you should be afraid, this is the evil in the flesh, you will destroy them all! " And the other nonsense that still gave me spirit. Having gained courage, I cautiously got out of bed and went to the toilet. Precisely how she went... She jumped over like a horse and barely dropped the faisan product with her impulses. From fear, the process ended extremely quickly and I only had to go back under the blanket, where no cataclysms and chaotic shit would be scary to me. But my body was just paralyzed by fear and I was even afraid to take a step.

I remembered again my main motivation, “I need to be afraid”, took a deep breath and shouted at the whole house: “Yes, I’m going to hit you as soon as I get rid of monsters!” And with this belligerent cry, I was about to take a step in front of my room, as the darkness replied to me, “Have you guarded me?”

To say that I was sick, to say nothing. The mystical fear of the unknown was mixed with the fear of receiving lilies from monsters. I freezed and listened to death coming to me.

Death turned on the lights and cried out in my mom’s voice: “What did you ruin here in the middle of the night? “First you run like a horse, and now you are riding.”

And I just hugged my mom and cried out of shame and horror.

As it turned out, my parents had to come back late at night, and I couldn’t hear it because of the noise. They turned off the lights with the TV so I could sleep better and go to bed alone. And at night I woke up from thunderstorms and loud whispers.

My mother came from a small village, in her youth moved to the big city, where I got married and where I was born.In my childhood we often went to my grandmother on vacation, but when I was 13, they suddenly stopped. I recently asked my mom what happened. It turns out that her best friend, who remained in that village, had a son about the same age as me, and when I was born this aunt decided that we should definitely get married to her baby and leave to us town. Mom then laughed, but in the year of my 13-year-old girlfriend again raised the question and quite seriously, such as "you promised us." On my mother's refusal was issued a brilliant plan "well then our Grishka will rape your Tanka and you will not go anywhere" 0_0

My mother decided not to risk.

"And now I don’t understand how to live? And it's not about ordinary household matters, cooking, washing, cleaning and I can myself. But how to live on with all this I do not understand yet. Please help me"

I went through it myself. For the first two weeks, I felt like I was dying — going to work, doing something, coming home on a full machine. Inside there was an enormous creeping void (since from childhood I was tuned to marriage before the grave, and divorce was for me the collapse of all the future). Then he began to recover slowly. Very helped sports - purely on the physical level you get a good charge of endorphins, it revitalizes. Then came the understanding of how and why to live on. You didn’t lose your health, after all. Scar tissue, and I wish you so...

here here :
The rise of prohibiting laws always precedes the collapse of power. The Eastern Wisdom

and lol. The whole history of the East tells us that there has never been such popular wisdom there.

How did you fuck.

Svetka from the accounting office has a new shirt, and I also saw in the jewelry store a collier for just 4000 euros! If you love, buy it.

At a new job from every dirty middle-level manager, I hear this dirty tale. And when at the corporate with their wives confronted - what a naked collier, what a shit of a shirt, these tortured aunts have no elementary paradox-outcome pieces, and one of the puddles on the sleeve on the seam broke. I tell her about it, and she knows, but there is nothing else. So even if the sworn mercantile babies attack you, most of you are successfully defending.

There are three things you can look at endlessly: how fire burns, how water runs, and how the boss, with whom he hasn’t gotten along for a couple of years, takes his job at OK...

The closer a person is to you, the better you should be for him. Even at home. You can relax in the bathroom and toilet.

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And all life is a battlefield and the desire to appear to be who you are not. And then the bat! Why so much pain for 40 years? And this is constant nervous tension and the inability to relax the bulls, yes.

According to available information, Russia is already preparing retaliatory measures for those measures that the United States is preparing in response to Russian measures, which Russia will prepare in response to measures that the United States will prepare in response to the reduction of its diplomats in Moscow. The foreign ministries of both countries are seriously concerned about the answer to the question "What do we do when diplomats in embassies are out?"

111: Opinions divided, although it seemed to be questions for imbeciles :)

222 Imbeciles and Imbeciles.

When I was a child, my mother often visited me. One of her acquaintances lived in a communal. I liked it, it was so old and strange. The shelves in the refrigerator are signed, in the corridor a number of varied hangers, and in the bathroom a parade of soaps.



I remember I went to the bathroom, closed the door on a tick, wanted to sit down when the shadow was on top. In the window between the bathroom and the toilet, the old lady struck me, and since she was blinded, she pressed her face to the glass so that it splashed.



All things were done instantly, I opened the door and already wanted to run to my mom when I was grabbed by the hand.

I just watched what you were doing there. Never take my paper. I understood?



I realized I couldn’t live in the community.

When a country is a family,
Everyone lives and lives by love.
Tell me who is your friend and I
I’ll tell you why you’re being arrested! :)

What do you like to hear from a girl?
- I will do it all by myself, don't crack, no, don't need to be long, I love when it's fast, you're offgenic!
to warm...
You can do this immediately after sex. Also impressive.
Go you...
And that’s what you’ll say to the rich goat who orders you a cocktail at the club. The guy will also like it.
You are a fool.
It also works. To the man, when he insists on food.
and all. Received.
You are cute! This phrase will end your conversation with a rich goat. After that, you will stay with your student without money and with a quick orgasm.
Better not to ask...

Zombies don’t eat their brains for what they need, but for old memories.

photo from the flood in Novgorod: flooded parking and landmark - parking LLC "Spliv-Auto"... :)

If in Russia they talked about the world experience, why is it foolish by the authorities

From Battle.Net:
Nixx: As an accountant, I like the necromans and their desire for balance.

The composition of sangria in the menu
Red wine, gin, peach liqueur, apple liqueur, fan? This is not a sangria, it is a cocktail "the tear of Komsomol".

The rise of prohibiting laws always precedes the collapse of power. The Eastern Wisdom