Here are the gels for girls so that the legs do not shave for 4 weeks... Fuck for guys I can't come up with...

My friends Roma and Lena have been dating for a long time and decided to get married.
Ambulance: I get a wedding invitation in the form of a message:

Don’t plan anything on September 12th, we’re getting married.
Alexander: mmm... Roma... I’m even afraid to ask... yeah... we’re with you?? to

16:06 What are you doing?
16:07 I don't like it
16:07 L: No of course
16:08 F: In the sex shop, I look at what suit is better for you to buy a nurse costume or a devil costume, on the one hand, the nurse costume is more fun with the other, the devil costume you can wear every day.

Fuck...I want to wake up at the alarm clock, not to wake up 3 minutes before the alarm clock, in order to disrupt it and push it on.
Turn the alarm clock 3 minutes back.
xxx: The method is foolish, the body to realize that it is the best, leaves two nights.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not turn on the alarm. Let’s see how this fool behaves.
I am the fuck, I am the fuck.

Marina (10:56:12 13/08/2008)
I don’t know if you’re against blondes.
D<Y3b(/)A (10:56:50 13/08/2008)
I have a brain)

Medvedev on CNN: "freezing themes are different from..."
synchronous translator: "hmm... hmm... hmm... people that... sorry difficult words were used"

The xxx:
Fuck, I’ve been updating the line for 10 minutes now, and NOD32 insists it’s a virus. What I just did not do, and that persistently - in quarantine, because, therefore, a virus and niibet.

YYYY :
What you want, your nod is right. No matter how right...

Association of banks “Obeebank”.

A friend told me.

It happened 10 years ago.

He bought a car, a Toyota, we drank a little and went with a girlfriend.

to ride. And there followed him the haishnuts, and let him stumble from them.

I went to the private sector and let’s go, he says, if they are in UAZIK, then

I will break. And then the landlords came to them in the city, and on the turn.

When I saw what kind of car they were chasing, I realized that they didn’t strike.

and stopped.

As always divorce for money, he gave five hundred rubles and broke up in peace.



A month passes and they invite him to a celebrity.

My birthday, I don’t remember now. There was a man, as it turned out.

Later, let’s tell you how they are in the private sector.

Toyota was chased, and she was trying to get away. In the end she

stopped and a partner struck from the driver two hundred rubles, on the stallion

The Brother. A friend asks, and what number, and which car, and which number, and

He understands what they say about him.

So I gave him five hundred rubles.

and pause.

Here is the fool!! to

At the theatre, the artists of the theater Kuklachev sucked in the shoes

The artists of all theaters.

by Mikhas:
Removed from the site! The girl writes about herself:
The luxury class.
Year of issue 1985.
The run is small. The red color. Rise of 161.
The steering is lightweight, but with inappropriate handling can cling and refuse to drive at all.
Exploitation is careful.
The body is not beaten.Fuel consumption: minimal.
The roof is in place, with ABS tuning.
The condition is perfect, all options.
It comes from halfway.
It does not require the installation of an anti-theft system.
by Timon:
I need to know more about the bumper.
The front and the back.
And the size of the swamps! )
and exhaust pipes.
by Mikhail:
And how much?
Is there a garage with a viewing hole?
What course in Russia?
Was it used as public transportation?
and bone:
"It does not require the installation of the anti-theft system". Does it mean no one needs it??
and Corvin:
It has a built-in immobilizer.
It would still be good with a set of winter tires in the accessory and discs...
The Lotos:
Is there a test drive? To horrify on the slopes, get stuck in the impenetrable groves... Or you buy, and then find yourself there will be attached, there will be a clockwork and bubble for restoration.
and Corvin:
The photo would not bother...

FFF: Well what kind of shit?? to
rrr: This phrase can put an audience of any size into an impasse. You come and ask "Well, what kind of shit??" And everybody looks around: "Where is the frog? What is it?"

xxx: here on the photo I am on the shore of the river (we and my new friend were there))
Yyy: and I know where this place is (there is very beautiful at night))
XXX is yes? And where then?and :-)
YYY: And there’s another prostitute going to drive...just...just!! to
XXX is a dog!!! to

U1: The German prosecutor’s office has decided to leave the small users of peer-to-peer networks alone. According to Focus magazine, from now on, they will only deal with large pirates. Approximately starting with the inflicted "damage" in 3000 euros the case will be considered large. This is about 200 downloaded films or 3000 songs.
u2: Imagine the German version of uTorrent - "Attention! You have 30 GB left in jail.

Dialogue in the computer room:
I need a network cable.
Seller: You "computer->computer" or "computer->hub"?
Buyer (after brief consideration): I "computer->computer"!

1: Do you tell me, foolishly, what is Georgia's advantage to Russia? What is there in Georgia other than grapes that can be useful to Russia?

2: The enormous natural deposits of Hachapuri!

However... I recently reviewed the film about Bond, there was transferred secret information to Russia through the wave... 87,5... I wonder what they answered on the road radio??? to

I came to Germany for practice, I live in a private hotel. I didn’t have empty bottles during the cleaning. Everyone is washed, dust is raised everywhere, and bottles are left. I got it off, and I went out for the reception. They began to explain that they are so accepted here, in all the shops they accept bottles and all themselves give up because of the savings of funds. I naturally did not believe them, but the next day I decided to find out in the store. It turns out that if you buy a box of beer and then hand it over, then the beer costs half the price!!!! Well, I think I will now divorce the Germans. Beer and so cheap (15 rubles. There is a bottle, and there is a discount!! I bought 2 boxes, barely getting them home, a week enjoying a beer - crap. I drank the last bottle and decided to go after work and give it over. I return to the hotel after work, and the room was cleaned - again everything was washed, cleaned and the bottle is NOT!?!?!? On the table of the note: They apologize for not carrying the bottles, they must punish the maid for her negligence of work and that they will always clean them!!!!!! There was a bottle in another box... Well, no cock, right?

The Smiley O_o:
Do you know the despair that swallowed me when my sugar world turned out to be a piece of rotten meat?! to
The MIF:
I know. My server has fallen.

(Context: Two adult men talk about underwater hunting.)
But the most ugly type of hunting is the unknown secret hunting of flies. I’m even thinking of doing it again (probably getting old-fashioned :-)). My husband and I used to make wooden shooters.
Those who shoot fireworks (he still rolls in my closet). Then they came up with a fireplace and hunted the flies. To get in, you need to get to it about 1 cm, otherwise the light bulb will not fall. This is a real hunt :-)) You steal to the prey slowly and then
You shoot. I caught a special catch, shooting through the sheet. The fly is sitting on the sheet and you are not seen, and through the sheet its shadow is visible, so you can shoot almost in focus. The biggest grey flies. It is almost impossible to get into them. Big fat we called "Antrecots". They are easier to get to and get to because they are soft. Ordinary small flies are not scary, their light bulb often just breaks, and the green ones are strong, from them.
The light bulb jumps, they need to get into the border between the body and the abdomen.
And then we put the arrows with the crooked bodies into the earth, like the cranios with the skulls, and they were then fed by ants. This is a real sport, and at the same time completely harmless to the environment :-))