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Drblack
Stop to! It is inappropriate! He says shame.
Two years conditionally, at best. He says reason.
Fuck you fuck, fuck you fuck! The instinct of self-preservation.

About the cat...
This thick sable-toothed white fell to my knees, sat on them on the pope column, the left leg lay on the table, the right on the mouse. Does she want to be me?? to
I’m going to replace you :)
At night, he presses from bed to the floor.
The computer is now seated to master.
If tomorrow I’m here to demand a boiled condensate and turn on the heater, that’s not me!

(from the movie about zombies)

Proff: I went out after the session, the sunshine, the birds sing. Walking lights with time count. Only a few seconds remained until the end of the green signal. And then I saw that a group of people, obviously not having time to finish the crossing of the street, ran all the way toward me. This is where it covered me. That was the sapphire.

On the television in the morning they said: "As soon as a woman put on her heels - it's all, the brain is already busyining balance." That is what!

Where is Anton-Gondon?
YYY: Am I an ebu-grebu?

xxx: My chair is equipped with the "hren relax" system.
XHH: If you lay on your back, it will fall off.
Tagged: pff
ууу: My chair is equipped with the system "try to relax".
There is no single wheel. If you turn on your back, you will with a probability of 1 to 5 overwhelm your head and shake your head over the battery.

Stanislav: Let’s leave our wives and go here to study
Alexander: Fuck you don’t have a wife, you don’t have a niche at all.
I think it’s easier for me :)

Here he meets a man with an iPhone. He cuts off his finger, takes the iPhone and rolls. There is a code block. by Opanki.

Reading about the coffin for the fight against the mat, my friend, the sailor, said that on their ship they would in a week for a new Titanic.

Name an unusual female name.
Mary Magdalene
Maria: I will not call Dadrperma
Is it more melodic?
I am looking for a child's name.
Mary at midnight
Mary by Gaika
by Maria: ROCKFOR

"A very good job"
The best "programming" mistake of all I’ve seen.

I think I made a fatal mistake...
He walked out of the office, in which someone struck, the first...

A new type of programming: the north. This is when the elephants code.

I sit behind the PC... "PIC" - but hz.... 5 minutes have passed - "PIC", but this is no longer normal! The sound is not known, the pattern is 4 minutes. Opened system sounds, there is no such thing, used forums, opened a package of monitors and other shit... "PIC" - and not a fig, not one proga did not depend on error there is no and everything is here, and the sound is not known! Overloaded under Ubuntu (was on the windows), four minutes "PIC" - yes it's a horse, what fucking?! Added the sound in the columns - "Pixuka" didn't get louder, I think maybe the speaker on my mom. In the bios, crawling, I found nothing suspicious. Naoral on his wife, said that I will not let more for the PC... "PIC" - yeah! Again in the innet - somewhere I read that it is possible that there is some "Patience" condenser at bla-bla-bla. In the bios, turned off the speaker on mother - "PIC". The interval does not change (4 minutes), called a package of all kinds of gurus, said nothing - "PIK"...
It’s been hours two – "PIC" pause a couple of seconds "PIC-PIC-PIC" – and next to the phone from China is dying – SUKA!!! to

Q: How are you, my brother? and :)
See also: Norma Just a strange one...
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Crypto: If on the front of the T-shirt is written "Fuck Google, ask me", then on the back is simply required to be the inscription "or vice versa" ("or vice versa").

When we ask what is new, we hope to hear that everything is old.

I work as a storage worker in a store.
A guard is sitting, guessing the scanword and asking me, “Are you playing in math?”
I say, “What is the question?”
“The simplest, multiplying by division.”
The curtain.

Life is unfairly arranged: close people are far away... distant people are close... and near people are close and close.