XXXX: The slogan “Stop corruption” was recognized as extremist as calling for the violent overthrow of the existing regime.

My brother told me... further from his words.
I call in the wave.
I would like to get rid of you (literally).
Oh Oh Oh, and why?What does not please you?( by
I do not deal with problems / subscribers.
The desire to correct problems (I don’t remember exactly)
What’s the problem, maybe the master?
I am not a master, how can I turn off you? Is it possible to induce? Or need to go?
It is (CADR!I will not say!!It is in our interest to keep the customer!
He puts the phone!

You are always so. First you argue with me and then you agree.
MDSM: Nihren! though...you may be right

We lie down in bed, well ?
In a flood of tenderness, I cling to him and say:
I will not give it to anyone.)
He kept silent, then cautiously asked:
Will you give me...?

by Janne)

by Dante (0:06) :
I don’t think I’m going to eat grey =)))) I am a major =)))

xxx: Yesterday put to interest Ubuntu.
YYY: And how then?
XXX: Why was the first thing jumped through her anime...

Marsiano4ka: bought a blanket, month 3 was going, probably)))
Kewler is warm? The fuzzy?
Marsiano4ka: Today I’ll find out
Kewler: Then a quiet night! Let the blanket embrace gently and gently.
Marsiano4ka: We only know him the first day...or is it a blanket of easy behavior?
Kewler: I think the first night it will behave delicately and unobsessively.
Marsiano4ka: Well let me call you tomorrow ?

Zeka Gorbunov: and finally get rid of these depressive Awakes

Valeria Gorohova: I am smiling at her at all!!!! to

Really good is when everyone is well, and you are the best of all.
by Yuri Tatarkin

The bank manager told a friend:
- Interest rates on loans are actually very high, reaching up to 70, and
Sometimes up to 80%. But people will know about it only when they start to extinguish.
The credit. Before I went to the bank, I looked around the fat.
bulletproof glasses in the operating room, I thought all this
Protection from thieves.

At the Domodedovo airport at the check-in stand.
“Please tell me, and you can send my suitcase to London.
And the other in Khabarovsk?
No, we do not provide such services.
It is good. My granddaughter did that a week ago.

I checked today. There were tests. I take one leaflet and immediately the first answer "hz" I O_o think Figase outraged the youth. Then it touched. This is the number 1 sealed and next to 3 written.

It happened that the wife started calling an unknown number and silent on the phone. Well, once, well, two, but when it started to repeat once every two weeks, or even more often it was time to take action. When I went to the service center I took the printing of the conversations for the last 3 months (and paid for it 90r.) I went to my wife. Further events take an unexpected turn: no requested calls are found in the list of calls! The first thought: whoever undermined the operator’s database (yes, it’s absurd, but it’s:-). In the process of clarifying the circumstances, it was found that the calls were mostly in out-of-work hours, most often after or BEFORE the calls of the wife, i.e. She is monitored, constantly, everywhere: at home, at work, in the transport! After such turns, I began to suspect that either my wife is cheating on me, or my wife is schizophrenic, or there are no aliens.
The puzzle turned out to be uncommonly simple and interesting: in the new sensors Samsung has a fun feature - a false call. When the screen is turned on after pressing the volume reduction key for 3 seconds over the specified time interval, an emulation of the call occurs (well, like a pretext to drop). In some models, you can even put a calling melody, a photo of the caller, its description, number and record a voice emulation. It was such a call involuntarily and came out of the spouse. I was not aware of this 
P.S Read the manuals 

Why did you think that when the war started, you would need the technology?
If it starts, I think it will only take a slope, and speed, so that the explosion on the road at the cemetery would not get caught.
To serve the Cossacks is good, at least because of the fact that near the house, and with horses, if you are lucky and they will be there, it is still more interesting than to wipe the pop on the technique. It is better to beat her born on the back of the crown, and to show the young, or in the city full of horses, and nobody knows how to ride them. You will learn in the army. Although I repeat, I personally doubt that they now have horses.
Yyy: I imagine the war of the future
Americans control tanks and planes while sitting in their offices
China controls billions of tanks precisely copied with the T-90
And only the Russian Cossacks on good racing, in a caliph, will jump in space, boldly swinging with a shack and licking with a nagai, getting rid of all this technique.

The city bus. Announcement of loud communication:
- Stop "The Circus" Next stop is "5 December".
Voice from the salon:
Will there be no more stops today?

On the anniversary, he decided to prepare a surprise for his wife, waking up early. I started cooking, I woke it up: "Darling, wake up, now there is breakfast in bed, I have washed the eggs."

Gridoplasma: In the Thirty-Ninth Kingdom
A beautiful, independent and intelligent princess.
Once she was sitting on the shore of a picturesque pond, thinking about the meaning of life, and suddenly saw a frog.The frog jumped to her knees and said, "Sweet, good girl.Once I was a beautiful prince, but the evil witch enchanted me.If you kiss me, I will become a prince again, and then, I will settle in your castle, and you will prepare me food, clean my horse, wash my clothes, raise my children and rejoice that I took you for wife.

Master:... and continued to fuck herself with a cucumbers, thinking about where to get to eat and how to take a bunch of wood.

There will be only one child in my family. That child will be me.

From the forum:

Buying a beer printer and scanner
Model of the printer?
Model of scanner?
Model of beer?

As usual, I smoked at night on the balcony. There was a dog lying next to me and biting a small bone the size of my foot floor and apparently playing with it accidentally dropped it down. To my great regret, a neighbor smoked two floors below and she warmed him well on the head. I looked down and met the neighbor’s eyes and began to look up and pretend that the bone from the upper floors had fallen.