Contextual advertising simultaneously offers pre-order of HoMM VII and delivery of food to the home. Sickness and infection (

Turn on the TV.
Penguins sing about the taste of toilet paper.
Shut off the TV.
But how can I develop it now?

by Dmitry Zay. How are you?
Dmitry: Hi
by Dmitry : )
Vladivostok is fucking
I was scared.)

For the Chinese, there is nothing impossible.

No, I can understand everything. I can understand people who are looking to conduct thermonuclear synthesis in the microwave, I can understand those who are looking for sex shops for their fantasies. But those who are looking for elite, electric and automatic masturbators in Yekaterinburg, I can’t understand the nihua.
It’s crazy, probably from Apple.

Only when we lose everything to the end we find freedom

yyy: Oh, and the signs of interruption are clearly on this list.

The Jew asks:
Imagine you’ll die in 30 seconds, what would you say?
Everyone lies, I owe nothing to anyone.

I call:

Call me a country with a developed culture and no implanted vaccination that has problems with infant mortality. I do not know such.

The United States. In 1979, an outbreak of paralytic polio was in the Amish community that did not practice vaccination. Since then, 162 cases of the disease have been recorded in the United States. The number, of course, is small, but these 162 people are not easier than that. And now imagine that all the surroundings of these people are not vaccinated, and your child included. Some left-handed guy sneezes at him in the transport or on the street - and all, hello.

What can be the quarrel between normal people and zombies who have not been vaccinated against zombie-apocalyptic malaria?
In short, I don't know, maybe it's not news for someone, but to survive, not only in Russia, but to survive in general, you have to use your head. No, I am not about food. Not about the hat. And don’t have to cut nuts with it. You have to think about it, always. There is no black and white, it does not happen that all doctors are either gods or conovals. They are wrong. You see a mistake – make sure it’s a mistake, and finding the right solution is your life! You have to think about every step. Before vaccination, follow all recommendations and take all tests. The anti-vaccination sentiment is like an attempt to ban the knives at the state level in response to an incident when the dwarf was not ordered to put the knife in his eye, and he still knocked and died - the wild is dull and terrible.
The bombardment did not stand. I generally find it hard to hold back Fus Ro Da when idiots begin to teach.

Mercedes produced a batch of cars specifically for sale in Russia. For example, on the rear glass of such a car already grafted the inscription "To Berlin"

This is just September 1st, and the friki is already in full arms.

I have not remembered such a concentration of customer delusion for a long time.

...
What about the XXXX account?
Everything is ready, you can take it.
So what, seriously? (with a sincere surprise in the voice)
Yes of course. In your account it is stated, “The goods are available.”
And right here everything is ready? (with a clear suspicion)
Again I say, “Everything is ready, you can take it.”
I’ll call you back in a week, I’ll clarify.

...
I need a D6xD10.
Yes, please have it available.
Write down the address to which the banner will be sent.
In the sense? We work on prepayment - we issue you an invoice, you pay it and after that we are ready to send you the cargo by the transport company.
She... It won’t go that way. I know you! All the time you want. You send me first, I will deliver them, and if the installation works, then may be I will pay you for them.

...
"You sent me a bill, but there is a 8mm angle in the first position, and we need a 10. Correct your mistake and rewrite your account.
There is no mistake, it is a 10mm angle.
I think it is 8.
What did you take? This catalog number clearly identifies a specific position. This is a corner for a profile of 40x40 with a 10 mm waist.
and no. It is 8 mm. I moved.
...??? to
I picked up the ambulance and moved into the catalog. You also took the catalog on the site and measured the line on the monitor. It is 8 mm.
Eeee... (pause for roasting and retention of rust). Do you have this catalog open now?
and yes.
There’s a “+” sign for scale, you see? Press and measure again.
Yes yes yes. Oh! And now 10!
Well, I told you!
Okay, then I’m waiting for a reworked account with a new corner.
I sent it to you this morning.
and no. That account was before I pressed the plush. The corner has changed too. Repeat it.

...
And the final:
Can you send us the goods after payment?
- On your order the goods are available, without 100% prepayment we do not ship the goods.
Well, understand, we really need to get it this week. We will not have this amount until Friday, and from Monday our company will be closed.

This is just the beginning of autumn.

You write badly about Jews - anti-Semitic, about Negro - racist, about homosexuals - homophobic, about Russians - an honest and bold liberal journalist.

Today, during sex, my fitness bracelet informed me that I had just taken the necessary 8,000 steps.

Currently ruling Emperor Akihito is a direct descendant of the first Emperor Jimmu, who founded Japan in 711 BC. The Beautiful. This is how people manage the country."
"The ruler", "know how to govern"... You know, they were not close to half the time to rule - the era of the shogunate and other matchmaking in the teeth.
And what was not interrupted (at least officially) is good, it is not taken away. The people during all the coup d’état could not imagine the apocalyptic blow of the tobacco.

xxx: Spam came with the topic "Sorry, your colleague gave me..."
XXX: Yes, I even know what a colleague is, no excuses, go out!

xxx: I got a letter from a hacker, "Your paid materials for the week", and I feel like I miss the straight after these words "On, drown!" t.k. The subscription was received free of charge, through a hole on the website.
WOW: It’s time for them to write articles on psychology. How to hack and not feel guilty

The comic comic. A Jedi telekinese takes chips from the bank.

Zzz
Turn the packaging, and the food will rush to your hands. Use the gravity force, Luke.

Announcement on the site: I will rent a two-room apartment in Ostryakov in the city of Moscow.Apartment on the 2nd floor with furniture and equipment (except for washing),Apartment is clean, cozy.Payment 17000 rubles +com.payments.For a long period. Of the amenities - the toilet in the courtyard, cockroaches in the kitchen, the evil neighbor from below, loves to water the ceiling from the boiler and demand money for a drink. Don’t get into his divorce. Two floors above live addicts, guys cheerful, I would even say - soulful, laughing all the time, if you say that they have flooded you - they can let you fuck, but they can also give to the mouth. Beware of the neighbor's aunt Zina from 36 apartments, if she will claim the debt, you don't know me, and where I moved is not known.

That’s all, just call and write :)

P.S If you decide to call, please let me know that the author has to use someone else's mailbox for personal purposes and the actual owner of the mailbox sends him a greeting. Good luck in the search!

My wife has dark red pants. In the home catalogue of things under the name 'chicken back'.

On the night, when the mosquitoes were especially angry, I dreamed of a dream: we were staying with the family in guests, the owner warned me that the mosquitoes are huge, they kill with one bite, but it is easy to deceive them - you have to chew as they are and then do not touch. I whispered for my entire already sleeping family, loudly, diligently.