An angry mother:

I say, “That’s what you want,” read Jules Verne, there’s definitely a ship. But is a man (a son) small (in the fourth passed)?

It will push, don’t worry. At his age I was read by Strugatzky and Tolkien (without realizing the subtext, of course, just as fiction), and Jules Verne was even read before school. I learned to read early, thanks to my mom. So instill children love of books, and you should not doubt them!

Another historical battle, comment:
At such a rate, the USSR destroyed the Jews, and tolerant Germans tried to hide them in the sanatoriums of Dachau, Auschwitz, etc. c) DrWe1rd

The consequences of working in a female team: probably many remember the ancient strange fashion of girls - to keep one cigarette in a packet turned by the filter down, and not to allow it to be taken by strangers (or, on the contrary, to steal:)
So I recently heard the truth: this smoked cigarette had to be swallowed! The tears! Dry in the candle!! and let smoke the "victim"!!!! to
You have understood, yeah? Harsh Revolving Magic at the recruitment point, fucking her Tibidoh, Orthodoxy in the wreck!

xxx: There will probably be an expansion in our company, do you have any acquaintances or former colleagues you could recommend?
YYY: Hello to you!
YYY: Yes, I don’t have known programmers, group salesmen, and friends of alkashi.

Did the candy end?
For you yes.

xxx: I don’t remember my grandmother, but my parents told me how they took some effort and time to explain to my mom that you shouldn’t be afraid of a little child who doesn’t listen. Especially given that he and his mom and dad work in the IMD)

HH: I don’t think of anything anymore!
What, even for three?

It is!!It blows!
"Can we light up the office? :^) We know a father here,"

I want to speak Russian!!! to

Den Stranger: There is a rubbish in the courtyard near our office. In recent days, a huge amount of paper has begun to be thrown into this rubbish, apparently some of the offices are closing or moving. The paper is immediately burned, and then begins the fun. Apparently, all kinds of air flows are perverted in the courtyard, because a huge amount of paper ashes rushes into the sky after the fire. A volcano in miniature. He does not fly far, but settles immediately in the surroundings and in the square. As a result, when you go for lunch, you enjoy images of snow from ash, which is accompanied by a rather nuclear smell of fire. This is how you go, shaking the ashes from your shoulders, flattering from such a visible demonstration of the End of the World.

A strange paradox.

The fools in the world are the majority, and the people are considered wise for some reason.

Joseph of Egypt

The School. The ambulance. P form of construction. Between the legs of the letter type pedestal. announced by the Department. It goes from the switching of letters between children, teachers and parents.
Here they give music. A solemn parade theme from Star Wars.
Parents are standing... holding up... roasting not... Minutes and a half went. The rear rows trembled quietly. The festival’s sound is beautiful.

Small tricks. If you put a photo of Yevgeny Vasilyeva on the phone’s screen, he will never sit down.

xxx: entered the day in the exchange, while considering bills the rate changed at 6 tenge))

It is necessary for the penalty to be paid from the cost of the car, lowered the value when paying the penalty, suffered in a traffic accident damage to be assessed by the specified cost of the car which is calculated when paying the penalty.

Anuta
Am I not such?

Evgeny
not eaten
Only in the morning when you wake up next to you

Evgeny
You still spit and lie with your mouth open.

Anuta
Because I am so beautiful.

Evgeny
Yes yes!

these puffy sponges and dropping saliva from them)

And a naked puppy coming out of the blanket.

And this is a wonderful morning unclear whispering when you say to you “Rise up,” something melodic and light like “Wham bue mm няяа.”

But more often you just sneeze and don’t even think of getting up, and then you ask you "you hear" and you’re so cute.

It is horror :)

And here again:

here here :

xxxh: I saw a lot of interesting in the process of finding a job, but when in the section of "Jurisprudence" the only job is " office cleaner", I begin to doubt that I have chosen the right path.

I once saw the vacancy "Driver of the concrete mixer" in the section "Sphere of entertainment"...)

I once in student years took work, published all sorts of announcements on the boards of announcements. The sex shop, for example, looked good in the category "Happy Pants" C:

YYU: From a liquid terminator would come out an elegant sanitary.

The bestseller! The answer is 50OS!
The "Sex Academy An orphan and one-legged dog, in the sense of a young virgin, enters a special group in the Sex Academy. For them - a special caste of virgins - on a budget without a line and not even through the bed.
And in general, on the very first day she meets the rector, who, little of what the BDSM leads, is still madly in love with her. And suddenly he fell asleep that his wife should be a virgin acky cover on yogurt.
Five volumes about how he deflects her from practical classes and labs, and eventually drops, because his wife turns out to be a theoretically subdued barrel.

here here :
With the development of cameras in mobile phones, the number of people who have actually seen UFOs has dropped dramatically. Now the scratches "no time to get the camera"no roll...

UFO I did not see, I will not lie, but when arranged for the current job. A psychiatrist and a narcologist. And when he received a certificate from the latter, he went home, cheerfully whistling (the case was in the non-ferrous, in the VAO), passing past the building - or the court. The prosecutors, the experts. Correct, near the Partisan - among the houses saw a cock. The first thought is to go back to the narcologist, because, it seems, not everything is so cloudless, the second - where to run or get away from this beast, the third - what is going on? And only after hearing the voice of the woman "Well, we go home already, a long wait for you" and seeing, like a cock (healthy! Not a mini pig any) goes up the stairs to the entrance, where he was waiting, probably the mistress, holding the door open and holding the dog on the leash (the dog tifu, a little bit, but the cock even without a caller), I was not what phone take and shoot all this thing forgot, I forgot how to speak. You say UFO.

Oh yeah
This is the worst word for you at the barber.