<CTpaHoe> correspondence in the chat. Participants: Milashka, Ninja and Ivan Kakashkin
<CTpaHHoe> provider representative, executive director and IT director discuss the terms of the contract

I listen to Queen Made in Heaven... I’m amazed at Freddie Mercury’s courage! Deadly sick, with pneumonia, managed to sing two albums half a year before his death. This is bleaching!

yyy: Dima, I understand that 38.2 and all things...but you, @lord, don’t relax there!

On the 4pda discussion of a smartphone with a leak lens, which is more a camera than a smartphone:
111: soon will be smart with the film release
222: Sony has long been producing smarts with film.
333: Yes, many release with films)) I take the film right away)
444: Please do not throw the film - I will take it to the greenhouse)))

Interfax: The Kozhevnik beer factory decided to start the production of Mozarella.

Conversation with the labor protection engineer at the construction site:
3 liters of vodka and bottles! What else do you need from the medical point?"

How can you hear the difference in the sound of a Fender guitar for 6 thousand rubles, for 60 thousand and for 200?

Buy the first, second and third for your money.

Kissing a smoking girl is like licking a ashes.
Kissing a non-smoking girl is like licking a washed ashes.
Kissing a washed girl is like kissing a non-smoking ashes.

It is not funny...
I was 17 years old, just after the New Year’s Eve, January 2nd. The temperature did not fall. And still a little sick stomach, not stronger than with PMS, but the period is not suitable, and there were no complaints on the stomach before that. Yes Yes Yes! I have called you, my "Dear" doctors. I heard that I lay down and eaten the salad, I could not convince, and the stomach at palpation hurt the same way as without it, on the recommendation I drank no-shpu... released, overnight called again, did not take again. I waited for the day and on the no-shpe went to the hospital myself... This is what I did: called - come, you can't determine what happened in the apartment - go to the clinic with the equipment. He has undergone three cavity operations. At home, we only had a thermometer and a pressure measurement apparatus, and this is all the knowledge and capabilities of the average person, who had almost never been sick before.
With disrespect for the impostors, who do not have a place in the profession, the 25-year-old disabled of the first group.

At work: they call the worker, I answer with a cheerful voice: the company is like that, I am called like that, I listen to you! I am answered - fucking, a drug addict - and hang the phone... Here to cry or laugh.

Kirill_T: I said and will say: the dollar is an extremely unstable currency. Everything jumps and jumps up. While the ruble has been stable for several hundred years = 100 kopecks,

Neighbors are pleased.
It is forbidden to smoke and feed cats.

I am a real alpha predator. I eat meat with blood, vegetables with blood, fast food with blood, peelings, eggs and even ice cream with blood. from human. Visits to the dentist:

We go with a friend around the city, we see an advertisement - "speaking flowers", she is so thoughtful: "children are sold"

proud of her mother.

The tax service monitors the atmosphere at the workplace. She fills out a questionnaire for employees.

Question: “What positive points do you see in your work?”
High level of technical equipment. At least: we have the most powerful servers in the city.

Question: “Is it considered a prestigious job in your institution in your city?”
Mother : No. Few people know that we have the most powerful servers in the city.

My mother is Sisadmin at the City Tax Inspectorate. \m /

Hot news: Kabaeva agrees to head the board of directors of “National Media Group”

"Well, how do you live,
Since when have you been taken to the gardens?
We often starved in the garden.
What kind of work do you do?"

"To happiness it is a sin to roar, the roar replies,
My Lord has no soul in me.
I am happy and happy,
I eat and drink on silver.
I’ll crawl with the barrel; and if I’m tired,
I roll on carpets and a soft sofa. c) the wings

I just hit the monster!
Played again?
He killed the tortoise.

What was your condition after your husband’s death?
A state of deep moral satisfaction.

With a friend, I was stumbling on the land, unbuilt, I then drove a taxi home, and he crashed in his car near the sleeping area. I call today:

I was scared this morning.
What happened?
I woke up in the morning. The dawn has frozen, well, I have drilled my eyes, I see, on the electrical line are spiders sitting and among them a GIGANTIC SHMEL!!! The size of a chicken or even a turkey. Fuck, I barely got there.
What kind of shit do you wear?
- Yes, I then looked, and he dried on the rope talks, a meter from the glass, and the projection of the look clearly on the wires falls. The brain thinks of proportions. But at first I thought, here she's like a whiteboy - then comes)))

Discussion of the copra - (stunned sneaker machine):

<03ProMilly> Can anyone explain to me why Russian machines are forever in oil and like shit?
<VinipuxNSK> Because if something stopped flowing from our machine, it means that it is over!

to this
"C 4PDA, discussing a secure smartphone:
spy3dfx: Maybe 3310 and was not a standard of beauty, but by untouchability will cross 5 such sites :)
asyan4ik: It lies in a 3310 shuffle with a broken screen, yes, there is something like this :)
Kotejko_O: You probably broke it another 3310?"

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