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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122034
 19.12.2015
What in the poor is called bullying, in the rich is called wonder.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122033
 19.12.2015
The female logic
A aunt from work goes through the crops, where they come to get acquainted with one or two brothers.
Then they complain that there are no decent men left.

and :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122032
 19.12.2015
A romantic evening. A husband poured a glass of champagne into his wife: “Well, do you feel like you’re barely?”

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №122031
 19.12.2015
I am sure that there are NO idiots in the Government of the Russian Federation and there are sure measures to be taken.
Something will happen in the New Year...
Not a ballet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122030
 19.12.2015
-= with the departure of the aithishnik everything should continue to function unlimitedly long, ideally until the physical failure of the equipment.
I am like admin.

Thus e. The possibility of software failures you do not consider, "challengeful handles" users too, DDOS attacks and other effects from the outside again...
Fuck you admin. Or is it again the hr sheep with a mouth foam protecting a colleague, pretending to be an айтишником? )))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №122029
 19.12.2015
XXX: and to me again came from the sect of witnesses of the Great Pension. Put your savings in our black hole and get unprecedented wealth! I say to them, “Girls, considering the increase in retirement age, I am at least 35 years old before retirement. Thirty-five years ago there was the Soviet Union, thirty-five years before that there was the Second World War, and thirty-five years before that there was the Russian Empire. I’m sorry, but I don’t see any prospects in your fund.” We did not have a conversation...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122028
 19.12.2015
We have a teacher in the universe, his name is Baran. He has such a fine. When he comes to a lecture for the first time, his first words: "I am Aries" and whoever begins to laugh after that, is his enemy for a lifetime and not counted to him to see as his ears. So he sees our first course, he enters and says, "I'm a Beran," the whole audience is sitting quietly, because. Everyone is already heard and only one guy begins to roast wildly. The lecturer approaches, wears the glasses and so strictly: “Family?” He stands up and says very seriously, “The Goat.” What to say, we found each other. Prepod was humorous, the student had no problems with submitting the subject.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №122027
 19.12.2015
In my childhood camp life happened to me one story. I was 13. Imagine the most ordinary children’s camp. Accommodation in a room for 5 people. They gathered six (this is important) girls, joked, joked, and decided to bow over the boys. They painted all the lips brighter with a red mask, which also left untransmitted red and difficult traces, and sent the boys for the night in their cheeks to kiss. The eleven-hour reboot has already ringed and the lights in all children's living spaces have been turned off, so we shouldn't burn stupidly. We enter the room, all such affectionate, we say, "I wanted to wish you, boys, a peaceful night, here and came to knock you before going to bed." The boys roasted, the cheeks folded, we kissed.



And here... Steps in the corridor... Well, the chief comes...Hana to us. From the "great mind and cleverness" all friendly and unconsciously do the same thing.



Hears a terrible crack, the door opens, the light turns on, the leader enters... And he sees the picture with oil: boys with girls in pairs in beds under blankets, boys all kissed, and one has two girls and a broken bed...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122026
 19.12.2015
He believed that the phrase "for the harmfulness of milk to give" meant:
Harmful uncles and aunts at work were given fatty, disgusting milk with the smell of a cow. I realized the true meaning of the phrase only now.
Danish 25 years. Combination of idiots.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №122025
 19.12.2015
I will not be surprised,
Years later, and a dozen episodes later.
The next part of Star Wars will begin with the text:
For many generations in a row, the Galaxy has been breaking up the mess behind the Skywalker family.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №122024
 19.12.2015
xxx is. I will suffer under the posthardrock!
YYYYY Fu, how weak you suffer.
Here is a domestic chanson, and a little bit of pops and a drop of domestic hip-hop and it is already like suffering.
xxx is. It is not suffering, it is booohol.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122023
 19.12.2015
These are the lucky guys who, being gay, were born female.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №122022
 19.12.2015
One person, Grisha (the name will not be mentioned), taught analytical geometry all night long. In the morning, it turned out to be philosophy. Well, his aunt from Philfax asked him what a base was. Grisha and scattered the learned that it is a triple of non-completar vectors. Aunt from the filfak thought about it, and then said, “Please repeat, I’ll write it.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122021
 19.12.2015
It tells about the body’s reactions to oil ingredients and how we slowly die by eating it.
You might think that we should give up oil (vodka, smoking, fat in chocolate, well, or what else is deadly harmful?) We will stop dying and begin to live forever.
Less drama, my friends. Sooner or later, one way or another. ;)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122020
 19.12.2015
What kind of music do you play like that?
It’s in my head, don’t pay attention.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №122019
 19.12.2015
xxxx how much!
YYY: so you are in the folder "spam"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122018
 19.12.2015
Diamond: How did the Copter tests go?
Canakau: somehow: low above the ground flew a drone, after him desperately mother escaped the pilot

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122017
 19.12.2015
Layk: Following the meeting with investors, a non-performing business idea was born: to open a company to guide the corruption on a business card)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122016
 19.12.2015
I am the same humanitarian, who has 5 in Russian and history, I am a winner of the Olympics, but, shit, I have been working in the oil field for 3 years and worked to the mechanic of the Navy, and before that served in the Navy for 4 years...What is wrong with me?? to

You do not lay a gap after the signs of intersection, and you forget the line between the subject-place and the narrative.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122015
 19.12.2015
You are not!
What is the Tajik clock?

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