Some individuals require fence, others need fence.

I watched a funny picture today: a large dog, led by a woman on a guide, right on the go, apparently completely instinctively, but very snorely, grabbed from the lower-down hand of the man who was going to meet the man an undernourished cake with meat. The owner immediately started shouting something like, “Fu! You are not ashamed!” and etc. and etc.
It was quite obvious that the dog himself did not quite understand how such a case could happen to him. He stood down his head and hanged his ears, with such an exhaustingly disturbing and guilty face, as if he wanted to say:
“The mountains! And how did that bring me away?” Then he thought out how to correct the situation: he approached the man and carefully placed the cake at his feet, after which he questioningly looked at the mistress - said, now, I hope, everything is okay again?

The husband calls his wife:
Come here, we’ll have sex at the desk.
You have a secretary!
Is it possible?! to

On another drunkenness in my house, two guys locked up in the room and silenced. About 4 nights. After a while, I heard incomprehensible sounds. I open the door and see these 2 idiots lighting the lighthouse in the windows of the neighboring house (the lighthouse is quite powerful, to the windows is perfectly sunny) under the music of the X-files. : O

XXX is
The apple worm. I called him Jim.
XXX is
In honor of the famous worm Jim
YYYY
Is it okay with you?))
XXX is
I now live in a drinking house.
XXX is
At the bottom I laid him apple flour.
XXX is
He eats happiness.
YYYY
= is
XXX is
Such a girl
XXX is
What do I do without Inet?? to

xxx you are a guy?
YYYYY: Yes
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tagged: crying
YYY: You want to take a picture?
XXX: I have seen it.

Tagged with "Cosmetics"

I carried a cat to the wheel clinic, I saw a shampoo for horses in their pharmacy box (Zoo Vip - for grips and tails). I didn’t wait and bought it, it was very interesting. I am afraid to wash their heads. Has anyone tried? What Impressions?

from stones: I am thinking of a scrape for copper

Lvivich: among other things, played a cover on Marilyn Manson
And where did they play?
Lvivich: At the stadium, immediately after the ensemble of folk songs and dances
Andrei : Oh! Do you collect stadiums?! to
Lvivic: we are running out :)

Only our man, sitting in the winter in an unheated apartment in a jacket, hat and gloves, cuddling out of the plate the ice-growing shrimp, says: “Take it!”“!”

There is nothing more exciting than slipping on your heels on the top staircase of the granite staircase in the subway!

and Kamchatka. Several ministries are moving into a new building. Everyone has standard requests: somebody urgently has a phone, somebody urgently has the internet, somebody rushes a robot to collect furniture faster.
And only the Ministry of Health, as soon as it appeared in the building, the first thing began to build a cigarette.

Announced by:
Farming students will help a single farmer to raise the farm.

by Maxim-77
Now she has the diary of her son, with whom she will go to the first class. Among other things there is a page "The most important dates and events in the history of Russia". From the last six "most important dates" I’m just stupid.
So then:
26 March 2000 Election of V.V. Putin as President of Russia
Declaration of 11 September 2001 by V.V. Putin on Terrorist Attack in the United States
May 24, 2002 Official visit of the President of the United States to Russia
Signature of the SNV-3 Treaty
May 28, 2002 Transformation of the bloc Russia-NATO into a new body of NATO and Russia
June 2003 Entry into force of the SNV-3 Treaty
14 March 2004 re-election of V.V. Putin as President of Russia (fanfars!!!!)
Bravo, comrades from the Belgorod factory of school diaries. As they say, the loss is counted!

by Vladik-123
Is it Putin’s birthday??...
It is disorder!! The Belgorod Factory of School Diaries

S_A_T_I_R
The culprits will be strictly punished – they will now be tossed with diaries in Siberia... ;-)

Interview of Higher Mathematics Professor and Student
There are eight unresolved problems of higher mathematics.
(C) 1st session, 2nd session, 3rd session

In the internet something somewhere ad hanged that they invented cowards that can not wash for 2 weeks and the man is drawn
botaniQ (23:04:11 19/08/2009)
I also have an invention.
botaniQ (23:04:17 19/08/2009)
I still...
botaniQ (23:04:21 19/08/2009)
Hm...
botaniQ (23:04:22 19/08/2009)
Yes Yes
botaniQ (23:04:24 19/08/2009)
here
botaniQ (23:04:28 19/08/2009)
How to do?

I go out with a guy from the station. The guy enthusiastically looks at some unusual car, and in the meantime I look at a couple on the other side: a pretty cute girl and a young man. As I passed by, I noticed that her match barely broke her neck, staring at me. Let me tell your loved one about this:
I - oh, horror, that guy barely broke his neck, looking at me.
He is cool. (He is still looking at the car)
I’m so glad you aren’t like me!
he - ahah, you're lucky (not taking a look away from the car), but his girlfriend's shirt is cool. I need you like that too.
T_T

You run, sometimes, on a warm summer day on the sun-filled green lawn; you run barefoot, blissfully closing your eyes, placing your face to the sun... And so you are well, you hear the singing of birds, you feel the warm wind on your face, you feel the soft grasses with your feet... And here - CHAVK - and you are impressed with your whole feet in a large bunch of stinking shit, so that it runs through your fingers.

Approximately the same, bljad, the feeling arises when, following a normal, positive, astute quote in the "Best" immediately comes some awkward "remember" or "how hard-to-live" in this country.

Moral: Don’t go to the stall.
   

and divorced,
Sending today at +7964 504 83 75
Text: "Mom, I have a problem, don’t call me. Get this number up to 2000r. Do you get it?"
You have a happy day today! Everywhere on the sites where I’ve checked out me and my acquaintances, was written your number tagged "call at any time"! Spammers and just the idiots of the network will help you at all.
Have a nice day ;)

From the Monitor Forum

Pavlov50000
Opening Excel, I make the length of the cell to the width of the screen and print in the cell in black the English small letter i on the entire length of the line. The Arial Cyr. If you set the size of the font 5, then after filling the line I see the sirene bar almost consistent, with the font 8 I see the yellow-brown bar, with the font 10 I see the green letters, with the size of the font 12 I see the black letters with a yellow oreool. How is it explained?

AlexGost
Why are you actually doing all this?

I have to go make tea!
Sure, I will go.
...
I was lucky, the tea was hot.
WOW: I do not
I couldn’t lift my ass off the chair.