The president offered to buy aircraft abroad. Or maybe we go out and buy the president abroad, and the prime minister with the cabinet of ministers? Could life be better?

2 the course. The East Fac. Lectures on the history of Russia. A young predecessor notices that one student fell asleep (Alina) with her hand in her beard. The dialogue:
Prep: Is she sleeping?
I: Yes
Preponza continues the lecture in half-voice. I sincerely admire her humanity. Within 20-30 minutes. Alina falls on her forehead in the party.
Prep (an inhumane scream): Good morning, Alina Khasanalievna!!! We have a lecture here...
Alina falls from the chair with one move back, the first two rows of students shifted their backs by half a meter and sat with a rabbit’s pulse until the end of the lecture.

10.09.2011 15:13:42, This
A ghost ship or a non-existent ship?
10.09.2011 15:30:21, This
How will he be called again?
10.09.2011 15:43:13, Grim Reaper
The Ghost Ship
10 September 2011 15:43:59, Grim REAPER
The invisible boat
10 September 2011 15:44:35, Grim REAPER
The transparent cruiser
10 September 2011 15:45:49, Grim REAPER
Barcas is invisible to the eye!!! to
10.09.2011 15:44:45, This
The Flying Dutchman, Balda

Smska from one good acquaintance.Candidates for the title of the most female smska in history.

I love him, he doesn’t love me, I’m hurt, I’m a fool, what should I do?

xxx: They have something, but it’s something like under the screw, and again, under the mac.
yyy: Linux types will write themselves)
Linux edits photos via console.
YYY: Well, Cole showed the video in text mode. What is the worst picture?
Okay, he’s going to go to the shops on SSH.

My cat 3 months of breed, consumed the current that pounds of cream, surprised at it decided to weigh, you won't believe 350 grams.

How a cat sweats!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

If it’s shoes, I believe it.

Commentary on the girl’s photo:
Transvestites in Thailand look better.

XXX: Advice, which game can I buy to my son?
YYY: Son is not sorry? Buy a better motorcycle.
ZZZ: Okay, let it break up

If I hadn’t remembered the hot keys, I’d be able to just look at the document and close it in the seventh office.

Summer holidays in Abkhazia.On the excursion you can only drive on the serpentine road.Drivers chase there so that you are surprised how they fit in the next turn.The boys sleep on the road.One opens his eyes, stumbles from speed and asks the driver to drive slower.To what he answers: "Listen, brother, look at your comrades!and you close your eyes, let go!Don’t be afraid we will arrive!and "

Near the constellation of the Big Bear exploded the star Messier 101. This was 21 million. years ago, but we will see the light of a distant star only now.

by Hule.
The end of the world has long since occurred, and there is nothing left around it - an endless emptiness and dust.
This happened a few million years ago, but it will come to us.

He: What are you doing?
She: I eat
Is he naked?
She is: Of course! It is also delicious.)

There are still people for whom the phrase "I can, I'm a blonde" means "I can, I'm a dumb shit"?

Eugene: Can you make a dish of a man’s desktop, but what would he not know?
Artem: steal from behind and look through your shoulder.

She: Deiyiyim, do you have a screwdriver?
He: Yes, what is needed, cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Is it cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Fuck, do you have a screw with a cross or a strip?
She: The Cross
Glory to the eggs! Come take

He: Connect me
and feed him.
He is Kiev.
She: Go to the shelter, there I will feed you and the dog.

Google is
Please provide an answer so that it is understandable to the newcomer.
What is the difference between if else and do while?

>> the same as between constipation and dysentery

All Stalker’s Celebrations! Today, September 10, 2011, a historic event took place: the mercenary Shram on the Boloths woke up in Lebedev’s house and entered the Clean Sky!

I am now a drug addict.
GasDon: Why O_O?
Don: My grandmothers didn’t get along the road.