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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8409
 01.08.2008
XXX is
The clock ticked, and the forum did not work.
ZZZ
Looking at the shuttle, it’s very hard.
XXX is
Odin Probably

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8408
 01.08.2008
MoNAX (15:16:06 31/07/2008)
Call 777 24 02
Daemon (15:16:16 31/07/2008)
777 24 02
MoNAX (15:16:37 31/07/2008)
Fuck the phone!! to
Daemon (15:16:59 31/07/2008)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Received
Daemon (15:17:03 31/07/2008)
to call?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8407
 01.08.2008
Tagged with: natalia! I give you a million of these beautiful red roses: @}->--, @}->--, @}->--,..., @}->--!!! to

Nate: Oh yeah! The million!! Do you want me to die???! to

< vfrcltk nervously eats one rose >

Nate is :*

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8406
 01.08.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
"Allee: caroch, I’ve always thought that EVERYONE is sitting face to door when they’re shouting :-)))))))))"

Chupa: here’s the mla... it doesn’t come out of my head... I’ll come home the first thing I’ll try if I can sit comfortably on the edge...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8405
 01.08.2008
I was congratulated at work with the dungeon, they gave me a envelope, which contained 1310 rubles. I understand, of course, the salaries are not giant, but there was a dozen to hide there?

They may have paid you the tax.)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8404
 01.08.2008
and Fox:
Did you not go?

by Vadim:
Tomorrow morning, I’ll tell you everything through my ass as usual.

and Fox:
Don’t talk to me by the ass.

and Fox:
As usual 😉

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8403
 01.08.2008
FunMan: I’m angry when people start to be clever, build out of themselves a dofiga of cool psychologists... right so and want to say "What do you do here, go out to the state.

karbofos: and some people are angry when they anger people who, because of their scarcity, are irritated by smart phrases.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8402
 01.08.2008
What to give to a girl at Dr. The weights are ripped?
YYY: figs, tad already a set of gifts - anti-cellulite cream, shampoo from baldness and for weak brittle hair, pants, weights, book "how to lose weight in 2 weeks", what to do cream from acne and acne


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8401
 01.08.2008
xxx:played the devil: killed the butcher / phrase - now the souls of the dead will be avenged! The monitor is turned off.
YYY: It is great.
yyy: The soul of the monitor is avenged.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8400
 01.08.2008
Conversation of two girls (with a partial higher education) in contact:
- Fuck, you need to hire a job, and everywhere you pay little... What if you want to go? There would be more money...
Are you stupid? Will the current kill you?
What does the tokar work with electricity? I thought there was something...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8399
 01.08.2008
In the morning, I meet a friend with a wife, a friend has a bleeding under the eye, I know that yesterday he and his wife were at some anniversary, and they were driving a car. They see a silent question in my eyes and his wife says:

“This one,” he pointed to him with his finger, “he got away from me yesterday, and when they went home, he asked me, “Well, do we go to you or to the house?” It is!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8398
 01.08.2008
Samvisung: I finished school in Kazakhstan, then went to Russia to enroll, and naturally stayed. But, imagine, 94 years, I come to Semipalatinsk. Meeting with the outgoing...
Samvisung: One of my friends, I said, carried me to relatives at the Aul. I go in, stand, at that time a cool computer. (Apparently, the lambs have surrendered enough), a few people are sitting, the claw as placed on the table, and the mouse under the table, under their feet. I ask why?
Samvisung: They calmly answer: Well, there are a lot of buttons, that is, for the hands... And there are three of them, that is, for the legs. For what else? They look like an idiot. Imagine they learned by ignorance to work with the mouse with their legs.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №8397
 01.08.2008
The Inkviz:
I sit at the comp, eat cheese "cousins", all eyes in the monitor, the game in the midst. I put the cheese in my mouth and chew it slowly like a spaghetti. I understand that something is wrong...
The headphones are sorry. I drive fucking. = = (

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8396
 01.08.2008
We talk to a young man about the "washing" with him because of the lack of hot water with me.
I am (10:24)
WAN, you’re a backwash, but I’ll want more.
he is (10:25) :
Big or big? 😉
I am (10:25) :
And that and that.
he(10:31) :
I'm going to have my mom at home.)
I am (10:31) :
You know I can’t. If I am well)
he(10:33) :
I want to shut your mouth.)
I am (10:33) :
Messie knows a lot about the perversions))))
And kiss my lips (which on my face?
He is (10:34) :
In the bathroom, during sex kissing is not comfortable. You shake my back)
I am (10:35) :
and I can bend my back strongly)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) and bend my head back)
he is (10:36) :
And then she has a sharp oxygen supply to the brain and you’ll crack down and break the whole hole))))))))))))))))))
I am (10:37) :
Do you call your member a cowboy? It’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
he is (10:37) :
)))))))))))))))) he has a name))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8395
 01.08.2008
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tagged: hello
Q: Do you have a budget?
I am trying.
Q: Do you have a table for example? Monthly expenses for food, electricity and telephone.
Something is not right with me.
I can’t expect the cost to come together.
Do you know the way? and :)
WOW: Yes, I’m not too happy either.
Ohhhhhhhh :)
clearly
Maybe it’s not mathematics? and :)
WOW : :)
I just keep records so that I don’t forget what inevitable expenses are still ahead – bills, insurance, etc. Let’s see how much we have for flexible spending.
One time he tried to divide the resulting amount by the number of days until the end of the month.
But somehow it didn’t have the desired effect :(
Ohhhhhhhh :)
Have you tried the root?
No, you know why to share. I told my wife, say, “We can spend an average of 800 rubles a day.”
A week later said: "We can spend 500"
Even later - "Can we somehow get a thousand and a half a week?"
And a few days before the salary - "Everything. This is my last 200 rubles. We need to get them out"
That’s how I "ve kept the account" :)
Do you have the same?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8394
 01.08.2008
XXX: Who do you need to be to get to a super-secret object?
WOW: Well probably a super secret cushion... or a cleaner ;)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №8393
 01.08.2008
I am the manager of the rap forum. Yesterday I went to the statistics to see how many people come to me a day, and from what resources.
At the 3rd place (after yandex and bookmarks) - to me come immediately in the topic of "Photos of Forumchans" from the forum of skinheads. Someone is in danger.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8392
 01.08.2008
and Starlight:
The case was in the village.... pumps arrived on the jeeps, to rest... drunken, bath, tile.... electricity in the village, the dog runs, no one, and laughs... she tortured them at the end they caught her, caught, decided to think what to do..One went, turned out of the car a loud communication, squeezed the scotch to the back of the dog, the battery was small there, and turned on... the dog was released... she ran away and cried out... from the sound produced, she immediately stumbled and stumbled around the village and squeezed... the tricks of the day did not go out... thought the end of the world!))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8391
 01.08.2008
We are in the car and the windows are open. I smoke... the wind from the cigarette breaks the light and it flies over my sinuses...
The shirt burns.
Comrade, so quietly: the procession completed successfully at 95 km / h

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8390
 01.08.2008
Zeta
Hi to

Zeta
My website has fallen.

Zeta
Who is in you.

Zeta
Damn, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys!!!! to

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