To better understand what I am talking about, I will make a small retreat. I work in school. I don’t know how in other cities, but in our every month the management of education allocates a fund for incentive payments to each school. And this fund is already divided by the school administration itself between employees and among themselves, of course.

Now the story itself. For the last six months I worked for a naked salary (7580), which, of course, did not please me. I constantly reminded the director once a week that I would like more, especially because I care for myself and for that guy. The manager has one answer – no money. Well, what our lookout for 4 months from their incentive loan in half-lamas closed - fige. Here, a new director was placed in the neighboring school, who immediately offered me to go to her team. Immediately offered a salary of 2.5 times higher and a guaranteed incentive in the amount of salary. Naturally I agreed. I knew, of course, that the current director would be very dissatisfied with my resignation, but it exceeded my expectations!

Director: Are you leaving us?

I : I am leaving.

D: Not well, of course, the director of that school enters, the staff is seducing.

I: No one is changing. She offered me three or five times more.

D: And what then? If she hadn’t offered you such a job, you would still have worked for it!



I didn’t even have words to parade. However, if there was some sadness because of leaving this school, it completely evaporated.

Dimka
I have been smoking grass since I was 13.
Alexey Lazarev
If I had not smoked, I would have only been 16.

Borrow only money you can afford to never get back.

Once a child for school had to print a field of 10x10 c squares of 1 cm. I create a table in Word, determine the size of the cell in the properties, print. I measure the print with an ambulance. Not 100 mm, but a little more. I think the width of the boundaries of the cells is not taken into account, etc., I try to figure out how to fit. In the course of the matter, I water all the words of Bill Gates... Then I look closely at the school line itself. Oh the Chinese. I find an old Soviet - a 100 mm truss in a truss. Bill Gates is not to blame.

Freedom of speech is when a person has a salary of 600,000. You can easily say to people with a salary of 15,000 that they have everything decent.

Don’t live with each other when you hate everybody. A bunch of homeless cats around you - give them a home. They will not leave you in a difficult moment. is guaranteed.

You know, after all, these creatures and the cat throw not even in a difficult moment, but simply "fooled, oret, wool from it around". And they’ll be sure they didn’t do anything like that...

By the way, humans work just like Mother Nature does. The work is divided between different groups, a competition is organised, and the most customized project is selected by the customer.

At our work, the production workshop is so arranged that guests are wonderfully given, like everything genially simply thought out and rationalized. It looks like a genius has planned it all. No, the production chain is set up by a long way of trials and mistakes from different people from different shifts. Natural selection in the industry.

YYY: It is all a lie. Your production was created 348.3 days ago as it is now. So far, no intermediate link of your production has been discovered.

From a conversation with a friend, far from modern trends:

He’s still a viper, you know?
Is it something venereal?

Dear ones, do not tell us where the humorous site went, and why is there now a crazy women’s forum, with all these children, births and outbursts of the old-fashioned vulnerable self-love of the terrible little ones?

It came to my mind like this.
And can’t that sports official, who so badly educates our girls athletes-fighting men, then, can’t he be sent to our football team?

The authors of some articles kill. Psychologists still do not know what can be associated with panic before injections in adults - and what is unknown here is the same as in children - it hurts too!!! to

The 2016 Olympics in Rio.
King Midas came to the finish third, but still received the GOLDEN MEDAL.

Beating people is unacceptable.
The problem is that when we acknowledge this obvious fact, the number of open hands will not decrease. Thus, people who are looking for such relationships will find them.
And the way out for them in the current reality is one – to realize the incorrectness of the “morda” and correct it.

Self-awareness of this and "correction" is a feat, such as Munchhausen pulled himself out of the swamp for a bowl. Therefore, once in a while, in large letters, from every utyug, we will repeat: "To beat people is unacceptable". I want to help those who are stuck in this swamp. Do you hear? You cannot be beaten! No one and never. go to go. Do not wait, it may be too late.

>"King Midas came to the finish third, but still got the GOLDEN MEDAL."

From the golden hands of the golden judges.

Medical secrets and dentists.

When I was six years old, as I remember, I was taken to the same orthodontist. As a girl, I was serious: it was necessary - that is, it was necessary, and I suffered with my eyebrows. Then I went to school and found out that:
1) To get to school, you need to pass by the dental clinic;
When I pass by, my doctor is approaching the hospital.
And every meeting in the middle of the street was the same ritual:
Open the mouth!
Aaaah aaaah!
Please sign up and fix the record.
I went a long way, I was late to school, I came early. But still once a week or two happened "Open your mouth!" "AAAAAAAAA!"
It stopped when I was 13, when I tired of saying to her:
“Aunt Lily, how good you are not a gynecologist.

My daughter burned:
Have you watched Warcraft? This is where monsters are so funny "rrrrr".
19 years.

The fight against car crashes:

xxx: and every time for every chance I weld the front doors with welding (the rear immediately when buying it, not especially needed), and in the morning, I carefully open it with a bulgaric.

YYY: And I usually blow up the building foam, but to get to work you have to get up early!

There was time before, not what it is now.
and exactly! As I remember now, every species in a cave. All natural, no chemistry and not to mention, the air is the cleanest, excellent ecology! There is no bureaucracy, no bureaucracy. And meat without hormones - mammoths were dropped and the whole tribe food for a month. And the stone seals? Now they don’t do that at all! The grandmothers were common. I want back!

I did not live in the USSR, but I would like to try. What do you say?
- for "Say" for the second year would remain

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