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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117533
 20.08.2015
Experientially it has been established that even the most experienced path can run into an equally experiential impasse.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №117532
 20.08.2015
At minus 20 two girls stop and ask from Golyanovo to VDNH to take for 50 rubles, sad kids, why not get rid of them, sit down and say, sits alone, sits down and repents with the other, immediately pulls her legs to the oven and asks thinly:
Are you not a maniac?
Yes a maniac.
Kaak cries and, having opened the door, does not go out on the go, but falls into the swamp, I have not had time to blink, and continues to blink. Her girlfriend runs:
What happened?
There is a maniac!! to
What did you take?
He himself said!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №117531
 20.08.2015
Give me your phone number!
- Young man, write 0695671230.
Hm... Soon...
Write, write and don’t be ashamed. Call me tonight at exactly six. We meet at seven for dinner. I don’t like eating later. There will be no sex today. and early. Take the money. I love the crabs. No need for flowers. and Savings.
I have sex tomorrow. I love from above. Is six months enough? I cannot pull with children. And you too. The boy. Then the girl. I am scattering. You will whisper. You go to the neighbor. I will pick your apartment.
This is stupid.
It is better to spend two minutes than twenty years.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117530
 20.08.2015
How to convert Windows 10 to Safe Mode?
Yyy: Remove the cable, squeeze the glass.
XXX: What about what?? to
YYY: Only in this way will it be safe.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117529
 20.08.2015
The film showed about Bond, James Bond, "dead, but not now", the matter is happening in the snowed terrain, all kinds of spy items for hiding, up to the car that becomes almost transparent... and only Bond is hiding in shelters being dressed in a black sweater and pants...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117528
 20.08.2015
XXX: I am a humanist. I carefully placed the chicken thighs in a warm oven. They are warm and comfortable there.

You just don’t have a bulldozer.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117527
 20.08.2015
In total, two tickets were released: 8,800 each.
yyy: 8800 is sand pile, 1 cubic pile material
zzz: this is METALIC, the masters are cotton!
Yyy: ))) so 8800 is the initial investment. I am afraid to imagine. - glasses (100%), - phone (85%), - shoe / tooth / T-shirt (50%)... and also cognac, whisky, beer, shaker, taxi (at night), taxi (at morning to work). Wednesday is out of life. No guys, I’m old for your fun.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117526
 20.08.2015
Browsing the space of the Internet, I found an advertisement with the words: "Someone let his cat know!"

The Bulgarian rule.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117525
 20.08.2015
XXX: Is there a problem with the fonts? Did I understand correctly that you don’t see the text?
YYY: No, he’s in principle displayed... but somehow he doesn’t want to look at him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117524
 20.08.2015
You can’t imagine how bored everyone around you is when you’re going home in the subway after three performances in a row in Darth Vader’s costume!! to

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117523
 20.08.2015
If you decide to see the volcano Eyjafjallajökull.

From Seidaruksroukjur you need to go to Myrdalsjökull, Snyfedelsjökull, then through Harbnafjordur to Brunhoulfskyria and Kauldafelsstadur, past Hvandalshnukyr and Watnajökull, then to Tungnafelskyrdl, Stikkishoul, Neskaupstadur, Faskufjördour, Aldeyarfos, Ker Lingarfjökull and Murdalstjökull. Well, grammarnazi check, I accidentally did not mistake anywhere. I wonder if at least one person has read all the names carefully speaking all the letters.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117522
 20.08.2015
Pavel> What is 802.11ac unsuitable if not a secret? The world does not know.

Denis_g> The toilet is bad. Why do we need Wi-Fi?

klirichek> Waiting for the output of 802.11wc

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117521
 20.08.2015
Recently dug up an old matrix printer, checked - it works.
I read the description in the Innet:
and plus:
Print on paper of any quality.
Rolling of paper
...
A few minutes later, the printer printed anecdotes on a roll of toilet paper.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117520
 20.08.2015
We have two Chinese (no, there are more, but today I’ll talk about two). The name of one is Huy (pronounced as Hui). The second name is Dong. In the British slang, it’s also a shit. The uncomfortable moment when "You fuck" is not the last argument in the dispute, but the appeal...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117519
 20.08.2015
I encountered a touch. The main heroine of the film is a freelancer journalist, virtually not leaving his home.
Twenty years ago, it would sound like the “Aeroflot pilot, nowhere out of the bunker.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117518
 20.08.2015
From the tea we went straight into the snow.
The young brain did not give peace - it's like having to fuck up with tea to get into some snow fuck.

Greatly
words to fuck and fuck the boy in his childhood knew, but here desperately - past

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117517
 20.08.2015
Lord, but in the light of the autodaph of sanctions products, there is a purely Russian slogan: "Fire! And steal! Do it!"

Hush, take care of you.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117516
 19.08.2015
The rating of a quote depends on which hand I scroll through the page.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117515
 19.08.2015
The news
16:38 RBC: “Night Wolves” will be leased in Moscow on a specially protected territory
Commentary
I would suggest to go to the zoo.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117514
 19.08.2015
Someone in the hole said genially:

Windows 10 is not just an operating system.

Where can you find the “operating system”?
I am quite satisfied with an operating system without Office 365, social networks and so on.
If Microsoft is not going to do them anymore, it’s very annoying.

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