We have the concept of rotation at work - rotation (also translated as "turning"). Rotation is when programmers change tasks. We try to change every day or two within the team, and every iteration (2 weeks) we rotate a person between teams.
At the morning stand-up (five minutes), we were four - 2 programmers, I and the tester.
Q1: Shall we rotate?
P2: Let's rotate!
They start to turn in one direction at the same time.
I love my programmers.

Never squeeze a round expander between your teeth. and :(

I don’t want to boast, but I love sex. And I think daily sex is the most pleasant and beneficial. Minecraft is exciting. I can cook. Even very tasty. Cleaning is not to respect, but it must. There is no problem with the comp, I can distinguish the hard from the software, and everything works. I quit smoking. When a loved one decides to drink beer, I make a company, though, I drink a little, so, with a fish a couple of gloves. When I go out to drink with my friends, I don’t start hanging on my pants with wild cries. Everything is solved easier. Don’t forget to buy chocolate on the way back. And sex of course. It is not shameful to appear in people. All this "vanille" I can’t tolerate. I prefer heavy music. Maybe I scream sometimes, so I just didn’t get to sleep. Or what an unknown shit like the mysterious three letters of PMS... But again, sex will help... That’s the truth that I’m scorned (and in the rest... I’m not to be dragged by my own significance, just enough to scorn the female race. We are good. You are just looking for not there.

Today on the radio calls a girl (D), presented as Evelina, a DJ:
DJ: Isn’t Bladeon coincidental?
(D): No, I'm better, I'm a very cute, tall, fifth-size brunette, I'm doing sports... and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
DJ: Probably all the male listeners now have their jaw, and I have saliva.
Can I give you a shirt?
DJ: You better give me it.
An uncomfortable pause.
D: I agree

Good day to all, sorry for the day. I split up with a girl I love very much, who has been my whole life for me. Katya, I love you, I need you very much, you are the most dear person to me in this world, all plus happiness, joy, love and success.

Alexey Sadonov > The stronger the special, the harsher the unknown jerk that can break out of his regularly inflamed brain.

I heard the conversation of a Tajik on the phone: "...in Kolomna is good, only the Russians are many..." and this is, fucking, the Moscow region

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I have come up with a solution for our relationship with you.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Let’s do a lobotomy.

Not enough to be a loyal friend, not enough to be a dog.

The son of acquaintances went to the first class in the current fashion Marfino. On the 1st of September, the mayor of Sobyanin visited the children. Children, parents, teachers – all on the positive. Moreover, the school - at the ponts, fully equipped with the latest technology, I do not want to study! Everyone is happy, everyone laughs. 1 of September.
and Ura.

The next day after S. S. goes back to school.
It returns - not to be cloudy and without an enthusiast, but in general with the phrase "I will not go to this distant school anymore"! Parents are interested, what is it about? Some difficulties? to help? Per someone hurt?

Everything is fine, says the boy. In class today.
There are naked chairs and chairs.

In a word, after the departure of the superiors from the classes instantly disappeared engaged somewhere for the time tablets, computers and interactive boards.

Welcome to adult Russia, baby!

Entrance to Moscow:
What are you lucky?
and sugar.
Where to?
to the Kremlin.
Could it be an explosive?
and no. The truth of sugar.
Are you in the Kremlin?
and exactly.
Wait to. I will give you explosives.

Before raising Russia, you have to raise your ass from the chair.

Love is an invaluable gift. It is the only thing we can give, and yet it remains with you. by Leo Tolstoy

Hah, Tolstoy did not know about torrents))))

The first :D Code is a matter...especially when coders 5 people on 1 task. 7 children without eyes.
The second is 7 babysitters with 14 breasts)))
The First: The Argument

by UJOS. The whole office is reacting normally. I’m a blonde, natural in all respects. She periodically forgets how to calculate the volume. I complain to her that she calls with stupid questions, but I always answer. A call from the neighboring office. Her first phrase: I have a stupid question to you again about meters. Well, I answer immediately: I have less than a meter. It was annoying, no reaction from her at all. But in my office, the manager of public procurement went under the table...

A new expression heard from the mouth of the Tajik: "To benefit"

What does my mirror do on your computer under the table?
- Oh, it was I put the connectors in the ass, or it felt uncomfortable.and Pause
In the back of the system, not what you thought!! to

JLondon: Despite the fact that I have a female dog, the fox was a cat.

All posts about designers, announcements about working on freelance, other shit..What kind of requirements are high...

The History :
In 2004, I sold a car. The Little Chevrolet Sprint.
The buyer is a 75-year-old grandfather.
I: Father, tell me where are you going to go?
So, on the date...
Right to show.
Father: look at...
And here I wandered...
Grandfather got a booklet - well not to give any instructions for the washing machine. A5 format, yellow paper, several sheets, in the middle of the clutch.
Karoche : IFO rights issued, to control any transport (the bulldozer / crane / any volume of the engine / tonne).
To drive in all friendship states!!! Year of issue 1954
Chuvak built some power plants in Cuba, Africa, Brazil, and so on...

And you write PHP, WEB, you need to...

Learn the lamps.

by Cat. Zaporozhye

From the forum:
"Their ears have been burning for a few days. What could it be like?
The last answer:
Be courageous, it is a mutation. You are becoming a crapper!