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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19194
 13.08.2009
<UncleFedor> fucking what it means "not guessing to buy beer"?? to
<UncleFedor> did you not know what gold will come in the morning?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19193
 13.08.2009
The admin, the fucker! We have a centralized radio network at the enterprise - still the former VPK facility. Now it is distributed as in the films show - a chicken in long-forgotten reproducers, then the voice of Levitan, with characteristic pauses:
The Soviet Information Bureau. Employees of the company! Beware of the Unknown Fuck!
The broadcast was interrupted.
The most sad thing is that the KrAZ rides on the territory of the enterprise with some shit in the body.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19192
 13.08.2009
A long time ago, 8 years ago, a guy left a fool... We recently met, realized that we still love a friend... I am married, he is married, both have children... This is not such a farth!

and...

Ready to argue this ex-boyfriend is now earning more than her current husband...

[ + 139 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19191
 13.08.2009
Here you are all saying "House 2"!I don't know how you do, but I have to push in myself the irresistible desire to break the TV,when showing "Malakhov plus"!Idiotism,I understand that pensioners will do everything to be healthy,but what they show there is a complete nonsense in general!They smell bricks, paint their hands, drink various ugliness!We need to fight these charlatans!Plush everyone who is not indifferent to the health of their elderly!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19190
 13.08.2009
Anastasia (17:10:33 12/08/2009)
Jay, I have an offer.
Anastasia (17:11:10 12/08/2009)
We come home, you play football, I throw food in the oven and I go to the store for a beer, then friendly - dinner. How are you?
bleem (17:22:00 12/08/2009)
Where is Subway? This is really straight like a MIRAGE))))) read) such a wife does not exist)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19189
 13.08.2009
X: Yes, you see what intellectuals we and you are talking about composers. And not that some about the buchlo, and the body.
Y: I don’t mind, even if your fingers on the keyboard were able to get that ugliness! Fi is
X: Oh what to do, life is such a crash! What to do, only you and I are going on the path of education. The world is falling into the abyss of stupidity, indifference, and degradation.
Y: I totally agree with you, Batty! For example, yesterday I went to the Politec... and was disappointed in our youth...
X: Oh God, what happened there? Are you okay???? to
Y: The blatant river spilled out of the mouths of these puppies.
X: What a horror. What to do. There is only one way to fight this ignorance.
Put them all in the shit. To fuck know who are Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, and Chopin too. And look at them, they just fuck them and fuck them, no fuck.
I think it is advisable to create a group, such a coalition. Fighting these ignorants!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19188
 13.08.2009
Ajaks: Hey, you tell me like a man whose father is a cook.
I have now cooked pellets. of the ingredients vegetable oil and pelmeni "Snow Country". When trying to turn them over, a spark hit the bowl. From there, a flame of centimeters broke out at 20-30 and splashed for seconds 2. then stopped. Tell me, what could have been done there?
Ajaks: Or is it better to ask familiar chemists?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19187
 13.08.2009
I’m dumb not because I’m a blonde, but because I’m only 12 years old!!! here

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19186
 13.08.2009
It was a joke today. I go through the medical committee. I am on the line to the ophthalmologist. There comes a man of such a bitter appearance and asks: who is the last?
An especially literate retired woman decided to shine with knowledge of the Russian language: not the last, but the extreme!
A man after a second break is doomed to say: in our country, it is better to be the last than the extreme.

Everyone present thought...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19185
 13.08.2009
Mommy sat for 10 minutes on the internet, then said, "There is so much information that you can go and go for a notebook and pencil."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №19184
 13.08.2009
Who wins the most stands in the ranks, who is richer in the traffic jams.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19183
 13.08.2009
Stop of public transportation. On the opposite side of the road, looking exclusively at the bus coming to the stop, steps on the road and begins to move slowly long-legged blonde creature of the 20s. At this time, driving at a decent speed due to the turn of the jeep, at the last meters from the girl, tricks around her, going to the side with the right pair of wheels. As a real blonde, the girl is absolutely uninterested in the sound of the brakes behind her back, because in clothes and makeup, multitasking is not her hobby. And judging by sight, her goal is one, remember which bus is best to get to the desired stop. At the jeep the door opens and a pretty cute and stylish young man turns to the back of the departing miracle: "Girl, please tell me, where is the nearest crossing?" In response, this beauty turns and, seeing a gentle and, most importantly, not a poor young man, begins, blinking with his eyes, sweetly ticking about the transition in 10 meters ahead and in.
15 meters behind.
“So what kind of X... am I not going to go after the transition?!!!”
Stop the bed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №19182
 13.08.2009
In order not to get overworked, you need to sleep eight hours a day, and the same at night.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №19181
 13.08.2009
I read a long quote today. Liked it. I will read one more tomorrow.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19180
 13.08.2009
Why did you leave your husband alone at home? He will be drinking beer all day long, driving friends!
Yyy: Yes, I want to unfreeze the refrigerator; someone needs to pick it up.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19179
 13.08.2009
While walking, I read an advertisement on an old car:
"I sell my car
or exchange for money!!!" and :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19178
 13.08.2009
She had sex with a guy when he had an orgasm, tried to loosen and pulled out her shoulder. Fuck it!
I went to the doctor, she examined me and started filling the card. Well, before that, she asked me how I was able to shake my shoulder, I explained to her, but she was not a stupid aunt. After a minute, I got the card and went to the pharmacy. I decided to open and read what she wrote there (usually I don't read what doctors write, satisfying only with prescriptions) and a clear flat handwriting was written: "I had sex.I got an orgasm.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19177
 13.08.2009
XXX is
The result will be in the course of Google, which will unite all social media technologies with Internet technologies.
YYYY
And then it’s broken and it’s all going to come up ?))
XXX is
by Google? O_0
XXX is
Google is not the pentagon’s serpent, which every lazy Russian student breaks, here safety is more serious)
YYYY
And one day will be born in the server son of Odin and the cleaner! A boy with a beard and a sweater.
He will be destined to hack Google and other tastes!
XXX is
In the Chelyabinsk server.
XXX is
Because only the chosen boy will be destined to learn to break pgp keys with a length of 1024 bits with the force of thought.
YYYY
And the mum will be so harsh that her breasts will give her beer.
YYYY
and his father will break the mosque to Onotole himself.
XXX is
and hacks Chuck Norris...and makes him config...
XXX is
We are waiting for you, O chosen one!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19176
 13.08.2009
You are so weak.
Is it a compliment?
It is horror.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №19175
 13.08.2009
Dear Government of Russia. Do not try to improve our lives. We live so hard.

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