The coming summer reminds me of a poorly cooked cake: on the one hand, it burned, on the other hand, it did not burn.

Laughter prolongs life, but shortens career.

I walked the dog, passed by a pair with a wheelchair, and the dog decided to chew, maybe scared of a large wheelchair. The woman began to scream:
The cock! Shake your dog, my baby is sleeping!
Her husband answers:
No, you are louder than a dog.
He woke up the child!
He is sleeping.
She looks into the wheelchair and cries:
The idiot! You forgot the child at home.
He quickly runs toward the house.
Standing on the sidewalk, we watched her run to the parade.
I stood there, my dog and my husband... with a sleeping baby in their arms.

Medvedev warned Putin that if his iPhone stops working because of the sanctions, he will be offended and go to the opposition.

Even the lone wolf has to eat until you find your wolf. In general, all people are different, and if anything does not fit into your picture of the world, then the problem, imho, is in the picture. Are you smiling?
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Yes, the picture is familiar. First they climb out of the skin to build a relationship with the sheep, then they blame that the wife is a sheep.

You will work faithfully - you will provide the elite with the fruits of their labor.
> You did not establish orders, you did not benefit from them.
Are you from the elite?
Good work benefits everyone. High-quality shoes, roads and movies are better than what’s done on the go. And if you are afraid unintentionally to gold someone wrong - well, fuck live in the woods, cha.
That the order is not perfect is another matter. But only fucking I believe that people who can not even do their work in a human way can change the order for the better. So first Arbitron, then the rest, the palubas ;)

The intersect.

DLL is stupid.
So, the knives

From the fortress to the penguins will be pulled and we will learn a lot of new and interesting things from the world of IT.

Shine
Darth Vader just passed by.
Darth Maul is.
Chubak
Two Imperial Guards
and two dozen American assailants
in sports
From Kawasaki to Haabusa.
Even the cloned ordinary has a motorcycle :(

In Nikolaevskiy, GAIShniki detained drunk drivers who carried drugs. Total win!

of Ukraine. My daughter went to class 11. I issued textbooks. The economy. Year of publication 1976.

It is a lie, and the most wonderful thing about it is that it is a lie from the first to the last word. There was no class 11 in 1976 – neither in Ukraine nor in the rest of the united USSR. And economics was not studied in schools - there was a general education, a single program.

This has always been interesting to me. What is the desire of people to bring their circles of communication together? In my opinion, caregivers should be separately, friends - separately, work - separately, relatives - separately. Ideally, everything is separately. For example, I have two close friends. They saw each other three times per hour, no more. Each saw my boyfriend from once to two and a half. My father saw both a girlfriend and a boyfriend about the same frequency. I saw the boys of my friends and other friends of my friends with the same frequency. And it lasts for years. And I intend to continue this. I am not interested in any kind of "relatives and acquaintances" of the rabbit, the rest of the surroundings of people close to me. I only care about them themselves. Why Divorce an Excessive Family?
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It was Santa Barbara.

Mihael_Lorens: *double faces palm and then faces about tables* X_X
Minnesota: Mihael_Lorens, sounds like an order at McDonald’s)))

- You would say more compliments to me - I'll be all silk and honey))
Is it like a lipstick?

From the report:
All the streets were hanged with slogans, flags and members of the government.

- I play a good old stalker, I drank three bubbles, the screen is constantly swinging. He got up and went and drank three drinks of real water, as the norm seems.
You are Chester!

I would like to say to everyone who participates in the election race:
Please make leaflets and advertising brochures from newspaper paper!
Either white and glossy in the bath in the oven burn badly.

to this

On the fingers.

How do I explain to a 5-year-old child what a library is?

File with.bat extension

DLL is stupid.

And something remembered how the senior (14 years) from school returned in poor health (there was a suspicion of pancreatitis), but with a good adolescent appetite. Calls me to work "Mom, what can I eat?". I answer: “Well, you can put the soup in the refrigerator. Do not forget to warm up. Don’t even look at our cage!! (Before finding out the reasons for the well-being decided not to risk with the fried). At the kitten food take for the second (meaning the baby meat pie "Thema" beef)." Nearby is the husband (we work together) and is upset: "I thought! He’ll eat the whole package now!" (I always take the packages right away). Only then realized what those around me thought about us at that moment.

Girl, do you believe in God?
In the tower.
Give you health!

God, save Krasnoyarsk from federal officials!