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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69913
 12.09.2012
On Sunday evening in the shopping district on cameras saw some emo that painted the walls.
Well, they quickly gathered all the guards, ran after them for a long time, eventually pressed them in some corner, brought them to themselves.
XXX: Locked in some office, caused penties
xxx: I forgot to say, while running, one of these fools fell and put on the concrete well, well, and someone from the guard said too loudly that well, say that under the camera it happened, there will be no need to prove that we did not beat them.
xxx: A minute after 20 mint profits, the cabinet opens, from there the bodies fall out, all in blood, one's nose is broken, the rings swell right in front of the eyes
xxx: Everyone is in shock, and those to myths, say uncles, save us, we are beaten here, punish them, we are not at all and so on
xxx: So now in the local security there is a cool recording, in HD, with the original sound, as three dude beats each other in a hurry :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69912
 12.09.2012
From Chat WoT:
XX: Ride like a flock
YYY: So is it!
Zzzz: That is true!
Uuu: So is it!
Kkk: That is for sure.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69911
 12.09.2012
The news:
1st Russia is in favor of holding an international conference on Syria, said Bogdanov.
2nd The US does not consider it possible to hold an international conference on Syria in the context of ongoing violence in the country
nailgun: Russians - Let's hold a conference to stop the war!"

Americans – "It won’t work, there’s a war going on!"

It is :)


[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69910
 12.09.2012
Monster: Just as a samurai goes to battle alone, knowing that he will not return home, so I am tired of going to work, knowing that the boss will answer my puzzles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №69909
 12.09.2012
It’s hard to explain and convince your wife why you need a GTX 580 for $600.
2: I do it easier. I bring a new, I say, I have changed with a friend, this is about the same, a little better, but it is for the special. The tasks of a friend at work are not very suitable... well, and the screws are generally stacked. and :)
1: The woman breaks into the room, and you are sitting on the couch and the pages of the magazine are a little so that the wind has collapsed... and the new screw is still not twisted on the shelf hanging.
Wife: Why a screwdriver in your hands?! to
Under the couch!
(And on the 3D screen, the mark just gives out 50,000 puppets, and you have such a drop of sweat falling from your forehead)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69908
 12.09.2012
Today the cat did not have time to fill the filler since the morning, and she guessed in the bowl. At this point I stood brushing my teeth, the tap water was turned on. The cat jumped onto the laundry, first washed one leg under a stream of water, then another, something missed and left.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69907
 12.09.2012
Without women it is as hard as it is with them.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69906
 12.09.2012
Montserrat Caballé arrives, posters are hanged around the city.
That is, of course, very cool. There is a 16+ sign on the poster.
Anyone can explain clearly what a 79-year-old aunt sings, what can not be listened to 15-year-old children?? to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69905
 12.09.2012
Easy take-off and soft landing.
No nail or rod.
Inspector GIBDD: No shame or conscience.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69904
 12.09.2012
Report from Mobile-Review:
“My wife still has a Nokia 3310, only the battery is changed every three years. and :)
You are lucky with your wife.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69903
 12.09.2012
The xxx:
Someone you know needs to fix your ass.
and ZZZ:
Well, I can send you to one BDSM sheriff, he will fix everything quickly.
and ZZZ:
and will correct, and will correct, and in general, any of your strangest fantasies

[ + 46 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69902
 12.09.2012
I had broken some ropes on the bars. I went, therefore, to the ordinary shoe shop, and there to me, he said, and we do not sell ropes O_o Well then, I did not think long, went to the war market for new ones. I thought I should sell them. I come, I ask the seller: "Hands on barbers" What do I answer: "Yes, of course, what are you ordinary or kewler?"
O_o Shock... I stood in a stupor for a few minutes... No, well, fuck the kewler ropes... kewler ropes... fuck the ropes....

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69901
 12.09.2012
XXX: Something our director had to come.
YYY: how to work straight

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69900
 12.09.2012
I try to eat less animals.
YYY: then I see the animals increased

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №69899
 11.09.2012
Ka: Sometimes I think you were a refrigerator in your past life.
Dimon: Why is it?
This is how you’re frozen...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69898
 11.09.2012
I go in the tram in Krasnodar, I see "graffiti" on the building:
The rubbish police.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69897
 11.09.2012
Rogozin proposed to Roscosmos to create a base on the moon.

In my opinion, Roscosmos will most likely have a submarine base on Earth.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69896
 11.09.2012
Nikita drank from the description.)
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Yes I did not drink.
SARS: I was caught up!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69895
 11.09.2012
I walk down the street - in front of a young girl in pants with the inscription on the pop "Play".
Nearby two children.
The first thought: "It was done!"

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69894
 11.09.2012
But boys are lonely because many girls are stupid, and girls are lonely because many girls are stupid.

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