This morning I watched just a crazy picture:
Sister in black coat, wrapping wet black hair with a black black towel, with black black nails drank black black activated carbon HD

Dogs take their footsteps, but ments all the rest.

Every man dreams of getting drunk, to get on the wrong plane and that in the morning
Barbara Brilskaya smooked his finger on the cheek.
And they also told me: there will be dinner, everything in the house, a pig with an apple in the mouth, cucumbers, cakes with blueberries.
So I went to the bathroom.

The bathroom is small, two-bedroom, I got to wash with Kolya. The guests looked at us with understanding. Everyone knew that Kolya was born and grew up in the Martens oven. When he sees this, he is foolish. In it wakes up a fire monster, a demon and a pair. I did not know. I was just going to wash and talk about women’s values.

He wore a hat and gloves. It was seen by the eyes, would wear a valley, there was no. I said I must surrender. I stopped until the thermometer exploded.
Well, right now, Cole was delighted.

Meanwhile, a nuclear summer came in the steam, everything around became purple and raspberries like on Venus in mid-August.
In any case, I showed Cole with gestures how unhappy I am. As if I had hinted that I would give up and be ready to go over to drunkenness, plane and Barbara.
of Brilliance.

Cole said, now we will restore my optimism. With a touching care for my troubles, he waved a wreath in some samurai way.
At about the second blow, all the microbes, including the useful ones, fled from me. Then there was a difference between the bath and the process of decay of the nucleus. And I also understood which of the guests they planned to serve at the table with an apple in their mouths.

At the third blow, I abandoned the heliocentric model of the world in favor of a flat land floating on a turtle. All, I say, Cole, no one is turning anywhere anymore, just don’t need more of that.
In response, Kolya showed how "parks" are made. Those who are dead for nothing. Of course nothing. Who wants the dead to run into the bathroom complaining about burns?

Then, when I still survived and ate the pastries with blueberries, folding them into columns of three, and all the guests seemed to me as one and the same Barbara.
Brilsky, Cole told a Very Short History.

I once washed with steel. I thought I would die. It was very hot,
is terrible. These men in the village were called “steelmen.” They are generally
The Unlimited. One ran out in the rain, was struck by lightning, he
Nothing, I went to wash.

Cole said so and looked at the sunset with anxiety.

Muscle memory is when the page has not yet loaded, and you have already put the mouse to the place where you need to click.

"with foreigners sometimes have to work.. funny they)))) especially the French)) as if a coordinator from France came a few days ago...he did not understand what the Russian word means "treat"(this was a scandal for us))) Well I actually had to explain with gestures)) he turned red and said that the Russians were very sexy people))) the whole office just rolled.

Great Questions Asked in Forums

I came to the wizard, and he said that I have a dim karma and he can’t see it well and you need to guess on the perineum. I agreed he was there for half an hour... he said nothing specific, but I have the feeling that I was hit somewhere...
What is this magic?? to

<penelope> and what is the phrase that everyone is constantly talking about blackjack and the prostitute, what is it about?
<yarik> this is from the Bible
<penelope> okay, you are lying))))
<yarik> do you believe it? I will quote the original!
Jericho 1:1 In the beginning were the great gods.
1:2 And they created the great world.
1:3 And the world was good, for it was a world of cultural people with high moral standards.
1:4 And the gods saw that this world was good, and they themselves lived in the world.
1:5 And there was among them the God of Yahweh, proud and proud.
Jeremiah 1:6 And he made the spirit once.
1:7 And he drank it fully, and he mourned, and began to crack at the gates of the world with loud words.
1:8 And the gods saw his weakness, and did not let him go.
1:9 And then he was angry and angry and said, “Well, I will make my world, with blackjack and prostitutes!”
1:10 And then he created our world.
<yarik> here you can see how
<penelope> ears and I didn’t know, I never read the Bible

Who else can do that? The Russian programmers.
introduced a variable HUI. When the Western leadership asked what it was, they quickly came up with the excuse for the High-quality User Interface.
I was crying.

"Chupacabro was seen under Kiev"
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This is their mayor.

Topic on the forum "I need advice of an intimate nature"
I know that many will envy this topic, many will think that I’m “throwing potts” here, but it’s not all right, I just need advice.
In general, the situation is this - I am a student with a beautiful face and body, have a car, money, although I don't work. In this regard, I have constant attention from the female sex. They stick to me and literally force me into bed. And every time it all unfolds according to the same scenario - talk about marriage begins and "I gave you the most dear", well, and so on. I’m already afraid of having a relationship with anyone, especially after a sad incident that happened to my friend. He slept once with a girl, with a rubber, of course, but this girl took the condom out of the garbage compartment at night and stumbled into herself. She is pregnant and her friend is in trouble.
After this news, I lost all faith in the decency of people, and even abandoned sex, but time goes by and the hormones are already splashing across the edge.
So the question is: where can I safely throw away a condom?

Here the people demand to add a reader’s counter, although it has been hanging under the nose for several years. So, at the bottom right we see the SpyLog counter. The numbers mean:
Visitors from last month
Visitors from yesterday
Visitors now on the site
For more information click on it. There you will see graphics, blackjack, prostitute, and so on.

From the chat with the speaking name “Unspoken”:
X: I call you to a verbal fighting!
Y: Observed
X: Do you know the rules?
and O_0
x: The shorter insult should begin with the last letter of the previous one. Do you know, stupid X#Y! You are on “Y” =)
and :-(
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and :! Yoshkar-Ola, and all her people, @bal you and shash @bet!
Y: PS... and ischo will be @bat! You are on “A” ? ?

Arcan
Since I was a child, I have seen terrible things that have perverted my psyche. I go to my grandmother in another city with my mother. I look out the bus window and like most kids, I read everything I see. Whether it’s a village or a small town. Around the road are tightly folded larks of all kinds and types, many double, triple and so on. So here. Double shop with two doors. Next to the left is a tomb and a cross, above the sign "Ritual services" and the right door... yes... Fresh meat T_T

About the cartoon, where the main character is Megabyte.
It is called '' Re-download'
Push and look for sure, gods of Yuzers)

The author of the best quotation about nakipilo, calgonite as a gift

VladislavFree: I am a friend of low height, rooted and a master of boxing sports.
He enters the bus and sees some sort of shirt pulls out a girl aged 14-15:"Send I said!".
She is:
No, I ask you, and so forth.
Friendly :
Let go, let go of the girl.
The closet:
Shut up, my homeless man!
Friend, not thinking long, at the very exit charged him in the fifth. He flew to the stop and sat with his face full of amnesia. In the back are teenagers.
He is them:
You can’t help the girl, keep it here.
They are him:
Great man, you cut off the controller!

The Rock-Joker
If your girlfriend wants to watch porn with you, and you’re afraid she’ll be upset by the difference in size between your member and porn actors members? Find a porn video where the difference in the size of your girlfriend’s breasts and the porn actress’s breasts will be in the same proportion.

Dear 18 centimeters! I have heard a lot about you and have long dreamed of meeting you.

Your favourite third size.

The Yandex News:

LiveJournal, Twitter and Facebook fell simultaneously

You guys, did we really do the megaphone? ?

07/08/2009 (06:03 GMT +03:00)
Good (08:49:25 7/08/2009)
What can I give to a 14-year-old girl?
Kou (09:01:20 7/08/2009)
What is your relationship with her?
Good(09:01:53 7/08/2009)
of criminal offences ?
Good(09:01:58 7/08/2009)
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