Upon receipt of the diploma, the student handed over, and the transportation card left to himself. I decided to try today without a student.
I give the cashier a card and money.
I: For this month.
Q: Show the student.
I : I forgot.
K is no. I cannot do without a student. Give money and card.

Then he leaned closer to the glass, pointed to the card charging machine, blinked, and said - "And you are in the charging machine, he doesn't ask ;)";

More such cashiers.

I don’t know what I dreamed...but it’s definitely not a romantic dream. When I wake up, my parents say:
I wake up at eight o’clock, with the question "status, do you want to get up anymore?"...and my answer is absolutely clear: "I can’t. I’m breaking things down into endless pieces of infinite size, and immediately I started snoring again.
XXX: The Faculty of Cybernetics is, stsuko, a verdict.

The response of Mail...
The first question...
"My husband came to a meeting. What socks to him under black shells to give, and shorts blue. So what do you mean?"

A few minutes later, another author...
Is it worth having an explanatory conversation with my lover’s wife? He has an awful taste in his clothes.
attached to me in a shirt with a tie, shorts, and on my legs socks in slats. Is she specifically making fun of him? I am ashamed to go out with people...What do I do???and "

I guess I know what kind of meeting he was going on :)

All, I tied up with cigarettes.
and cleavage. And what?
The fucking. I went to the balcony and smoked. I stand quietly, I enjoy, Daddy comes in, looked at me quietly, nodded his head and left. I hear in the hallway his cry: "Aaan (my mother), let's have a new child, this one I liked."

The boy talks about the day of VDV: The heat! And to me in the bus they stood))) I drank with them "For the Air Force!", then they learned that I am the chess chief and let us shout "For the soldiers! For the officers! For the generals! And for chess players!"

The father told, he is driving along the Vernadsky Avenue and sees: a man stands on the crossing, an important one, in a shirt in a tie in a jacket. In the hat! You are in a hat! The shoes are solid. Without pants and cowards.

I recently walked around the market and saw this picture: the cancer was long and stubbornly carving on a box with a price of 120p. And eventually jumped out of it in a 130r box. Even before death he knows the price of himself.

You have already doubled!! The words "why" and "why" are written EXCELLENT!!!! to
WOW: for what?

In order to make a lot of small things into one big whole, there is always a lack of a small thing.

Physics in the Insta is burning.
A student comes to him for the next transfer, as he always did not teach anything, well, he teaches him and says:
Do you know anything about the ticket?
I do not know.
Would you write the law of Ohm?
and no.
Fuck, what should I do with you? Let us draw. Draw the train
(The student starts drawing on paper.) Where is the cable above? And paint it! The wheels are small, even the wheels! You have a strange train, no windows, no doors. Paint the windows and doors. Why don’t you see people in the windows? Paint that there are people in the windows. Look, do you see this man? You are going to the army!!! to

When I was a former president, I didn’t know who our prime minister was, and when I am a current prime minister, I sometimes forget who the president was.

She: kiss me in the belly, where our baby is now :)
Then kiss me where he was before. :)

I sat with a friend and celebrated his birthday. In the morning, asleep, we begin to gather, and then in the unlocked door flies his neighbor from below (sometimes a scandalous grandmother), and pushes one of us, in the end we fall in a narrow corridor like a domino. We're just going to give a hand, but it's somehow uncomfortable to touch an elderly woman... In short, we fell on each other three times as we accompanied her.)
And you say the crowd, the hopes, the athletes... The power in the grandmothers.)

Oh yeah, the milkshakes are all overwhelmed.
Yyy: Oh, imagine 2050, MS finally enslaved the world and became a mega corporation.
You wake up in the morning from a terrible belly, you are unrealistic, you touch a packet of activated charcoal, you open your eyes and there.
yyy: and there is the MS label and the inscription: to activate coal, call the number 8-800-ххххххх and dictate the 25-significant code)
Oh, and here you remember that you have a pirate bank of salt in your refrigerator.

Status in ASK:
"So we work that it’s embarrassing to go off"

Conversation with Driving Instructor:
Go back to Wo-O-O there.
I: There Can’t Be (Title)
A: And if I need to? (Called to be a violation)
I: I can not.
A: And if you really need it?
I: Absolutely not
What if the fucking thing?
Damn if you can.
I : Why?
I: Because shit is a circumstance of irresistible force.
The instructor answered :)

It does not contain humor.
I'm sorry to burn the abyss, but I can't be silent. Today all day on all TV channels praise the desanters. They are good guys, and if they weren’t, we’t have an army. It's all cool, but I don't understand one thing: Why are mothers afraid to let their children walk on the day of the air? Why is there almost no one in the center of the city besides these "blue berets"? Yes, because by the time of the day, these same desanters, riding their BMWs at the meeting, broke one car into the dust, scratched a few more, created a bunch of emergency situations and shot down a mommy with a child crossing the road!
Of course, it is impossible to judge everyone by individual wickednesses, but there are too many such wickednesses, so that honour and courage are hardly visible.

LIFE (20:54:15 1/08/2009)
borsches will capture the world ))) mm borscht... my favorite mm with pellet))

neir (20:54:25 1/08/2009)
Bordeaux with Pellets? xDD

WITH (20:54:32 1/08/2009)
Aha))

WITH (20:55:07 1/08/2009)
Borst with Integrated Pellets

WITH (20:55:23 1/08/2009)
Student Edison Collection

Thank you to the four landers who saved me from another lander who attacked me for walking in sunglasses at 5 p.m.
With a celebration!

My young man in the DR gave a mouse for 100 rubles!!! to
Is there a ring inside the bear?
Do I need to find the ring? :)
Demonstratively in the presence of the guy to take a kitchen knife and spray the stomach. Such a guy will stand in shock, and she will spit in the mouse, pulling out the cotton, and then hysterically start screaming: "Where is this hell ring!?" and so with a knife)