I set up a taxpayer.
What is usually written on the check?
Any joke out there...

My wife told me.
In the kindergarten of the son in the group holiday is the Day of the Family.
The teacher asks the mother and son questions alternately so that they do not hear each other's answers, and then the mother must guess how the son replied? I asked my mother:
What is your favorite dish and how do you call it at home?
The wife answers:
He loves kindergarten surprises. I call him a cat, a rabbit.
What the teacher answers:
Not so... think again. Your son answered differently.
The Wife:
Amy...?! to
The Educator:
Gastronomic answers :)
The Wife:
O O O O? !! by! to
It turns out that the son loves potatoes with meat (a delight – and then how?). As for the loving nicknames, he admitted that his house is called "Bulochka" and "Sosiska".
Such a contagious laughter from the other parents had never been heard before.

She bought a cream, gave a candle as a gift. What to do with her...?
He: Go home, I’m going to snowboard!

You won’t believe what picture I saw today at 8am.
Olya:???????????????????????and.
Svetlana: in the fucking drunk GUSAR (!!!) She sits at the stop and the white horse eats the grass behind her!!!!..
Svetlana: in addition to everything else the Kazakh GUSAR))))))))))))))))))))))))

Today in the office, I was not allowed to sleep only by the choking of the boss, and that is true. and. and.

The world has changed...
It is almost unrealistic to buy a simple black shirt without wheels, cuts, screws and "it is fashionable".
It turns out, it is already a problem to find a simple chair on wheels with a tough high back. Now there are more modern models, they can almost lie in. Try this chair."
And... Oh my God... When trying to find a new battery for your favorite Nokia 3310 phone, you are viewed as an alien from the Middle Ages.
As was said in one beautiful film, from the same "Medieval": "I want a simple human cocktail for 12 kopecks!"

Happy: Do you also have a cat at home?
Alexander: at home too))) almost 10 kilos he weighs, it's really he has lost weight already)))
Happiness: how did you eat it? for killing?
I didn’t know he would grow up like that ?
Happy: Have you tried to take a cat on a date?))
Emily, how is it? And a naphira?
Happy: Girls are delighted with hairy babysitters) Taking a cat on a date - the chances of sex increased dramatically!)) And the phrase "I have such a nice cat at home. Do you want to see?" you can get a girl home faster than the phrase "go to me to see a movie!"
Alexander: Something in this is, but you know, 10 kg with you do not get especially, especially if you go for a walk in the city)
Happiness: The more a cat, the more charisma it has!)
Lucky: Competition can be made only nursing cats looking out of the pocket.
How funny it would be to look at.)
Happy: A small rat-like creature, by mistake named a dog, looking out of a woman’s bag – that’s what’s funny. And a cute guy, sports body with a ten-kilogram cat underarm - it is brutal, creative and unbeatable!) I would meet you.)
Alexander: achumet, well you said))) over will be like a thread to try what))))
Alexander: but the cat doesn’t especially like the street.
This is not how you raised the cat, Sasha.

by derti.ru
It is time to standardize many spare parts so that the same applies to different cars. This would significantly reduce their service...
You buy the car emblem that you like more, you put the car in it.

Series car on compressed air

Tata Motors (a major Indian automaker) is preparing for the serial release of the car AirPod - a car on compressed air. In the 175-litre cylinder replacing this car, the gas tank on the refuelling station will be pumped under high pressure ordinary air. One gas station will be enough for 200 km, while the cost of one full gas station is expected to be about 1 euro. The manufacturer assures that the first air-powered AirPod cars will appear in France next year.

The first comment:
What a Euro! We will pump the pumps!

Worms on Mile:
Please help! I slept with my friend’s mother. What to do now?

The answers:
The best :
You are like a daddy now!

Another commentary:
The Fighter!! Do nothing!
I once slept with my girlfriend’s mother.
It was a shame, Poppy!
Nothing is! Everything will pass.

X: What did you give for your birthday? Probably the car keys. and :-)
YYY: Oh yes, of course. The keys. The Gaia.

RRR is a gift! What are you, like you? How is family life?
NNN: Fuck... I gather a little morning in the kindergarten, my wife smoothes my shirt and sings “Oh, beautiful boy, how many girls breathe, how many tears they shed looking at you.” Little continues "Mommy's mask, older sister's boots..."
RRR: ))))))))))))
NNN: I got the ass, now it blows...

Forum, theme xperia x8
fff: uff... asked Android 4.0.4... hunted some bugs from Kungur... get rid of it)
Here I found you!! Do you talk loops?

The Wife:
I bought a fish to burn, I don't remember what it was called.
The Polycarp?

Looking for Miley.
What is the century now?

I brought someone.

I am surprised by people who write about the "Lada XRY" that supposedly a cool car finally came out of the AutoVAZ... It did not come out!! This concept car will not be for sale! During the start of the release of the Kalin and Priora style, the concept was also released in the AutoVAZ "LADA C" and what? Where is he? Concept implies - in the direction of what changes the car manufacturer is now working and what updates can be expected from him in the next models. Now look at the "LADA C" and the Kalina 2 and you will understand how implementing its concept AUTOVAZ in Russia! For the Russian manufacturer, the concept is not a rental for improvement, but a trolling of the people... see how we can but you can wait for it!! to

XXX: recently discussed religions
xxx: well I didn't think about pasteurism x)
YYY: about what?? to
xxx: Flying pasta monster if anything

We just don’t understand each other, you know?? to
YYY: I don’t understand

Five times in a row, what would that mean?
Maybe it is time to work.

and Eugene:
We separated, but by habit, in the evenings, I came to her house, sat down on the bench under her windows, got my smartphone, and sucked on to her wai fau.