Honour your Father!
Father, what are you?
XHH: In JJ, I say, a new post hanged out. and read.

Andrei Arshavin could continue his career at Dynamo Moscow. London’s Arsenal, where the 31-year-old Russian footballer is currently playing, is ready to quit him for free.

She: and I have next semester practice, 10 weeks... forced to go to a psychiatric hospital)
he: ha ha)))
She: Well, what, at least I talk to the spirit.)
You will like it ;)
I like to talk to you ?

I read the headlines: The participant of the “Battle of the Extra-Sens” was arrested on suspicion of fraud.
How is? Only one?

The xxx:
It looks a bit like a fake. But the fact that many will easily believe this is true is indicative.
YYYY :
Sorry, but this is a wonderful review of the Bible.
and ZZZ:
The best, in my opinion.

Export of construction waste:

In our courtyard, these clowns put such a large green container, everyone was delighted and began to grab construction garbage there. A month later, the container disappeared. Everyone is already accustomed and, by inertia, for another month, stepped construction garbage to the same place, and the smartest and the usual. A fairy stinking bunch was formed, which was taken out under the mattress of the grandmother. On the question: "Where is your favorite container?" followed by a deadly answer: "This was a demo version, drop off on 8th and you will be stuck."

Xxx:...
If you want to get revenge, fuck his sister. If there is no sister, there is a brother.
zzz: if there is no brother, then a dog, cat, fish, vacuum cleaner! Revenge in any way.

I take my daughter to kindergarten, she reports local gossip on the way to me- "Mother Diana wants to get fat". I, breathing hard, I answer: "This is such a life, somebody gets fat, and I'm going to lose weight...." Then I think, will discuss me in the garden and I say to her, "You just don't tell anyone about me." What a good child obediently sneezes and gives out: "Well, mom, I will not tell anyone that you want to lose weight, let everyone think that you want to stay fat."

Trickster (01:41:41 5/09/2012)
I have flown.

Ramder (01:41:49 5/09/2012)
Magnetic has come?

Trickster (01:42:02 5/09/2012)
NOA

Ramder (01:42:07 5/09/2012)
Fly back

My biological mind involuntarily distributes dialogues: XXX is a girl, ууу is a boy!

And also I would have in the place of the management of LLC "RPC" acquired a license for the provision of mobile telephone communications services. He would have acquired 4G equipment and would have called all of it “The Voice of God” or “The Lord of the Telecom.”

Breakdown of the network? God is angry.
Traffic is restricted? Live in humility.
Is the money on the account over? A gift to the works of God.

The slogan was invented. " The Lord of Telecom. More than just communication"

xxh: Mark jumped out of the car yesterday on the go)) and when he returned from his dr too))
ууу:he is used to it, we still in school the phrase was "through the tunnel gazka add - Mark goes out"

Lavaman: As statuses wrote in the 19th century: “Collision, right to find me, extremely difficult, really unwise to lose, and it is absolutely unimaginable to remember!

Lerochka Romanenochka: In the 19th century almost didn’t know what the Internet is!!!!! to

Anna is AHA. and practically.

From Khabr, discuss the release date of the iPhone 5:
Stalkerxxl: On this day, millions of happy iPhone 4S owners will become miserable in an instant =))

I am studying at one of the universities of MSC.
In our training fire department each year among the students of the second course are held competitions - which change will perform the task faster (extinguish the fire, bring the victims, etc.). D is) is
One of our read "the legend":
There was a fire in the house. A driver passing by the house looked at the fire and collided with an ammonia tank (pause), fucking, "Destination" some.

Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this may lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on.

Nothing like that, if you don’t understand the subject, then don’t write. In fact, the main thing for the Orthodox person is not fasting and prayer, but regular sacrifices for the needs of the church money, buying candles, ordering prayers and similar things. It is also important for a truly believing person to vote in the elections for the candidate approved by the patriarch and not to roar on the existing authority (for all authority is from God). This is what is really important for the salvation of the soul, not prayer and fasting at all.

Strongly braking off in front of the girl crossing the road in the wrong place, and not looking at the cars:
How can you live like that! Until so many years...

Explain me stupidly.
How can a “Daddy’s Daughter” series be 12+ if it features an actress who is not yet 12?

But the cartoon about Prostokvashino is not so innocent either.
Why does Pechkin so embarrassedly visit Uncle Fedor’s house? What does this old man want from the naive boy? And why is this, forgive me for the expression, a postman walking in a coat in the summer? Maybe he has nothing under that coat. Well, though, Shalik and Matroskin were vigilant, never left this man alone with the boy.

XXX: The danger of grenades does not abolish the value of grenades as such :)
YYY: A failed metaphor, imho. The grenade is initially destructive. The way will be monkeys with electric lobbies :-D
XXX is sadistic.