The buyer takes the cat for castration. Moreover, he himself asks for the cat to be a castracy. At the expense of the operation, I apologize for my incompetence, but during castration he will not be cut off? Because I was frightened here, what is happening!”

On the road, from the bus, not to the sidewalk. I remembered Darwin and natural selection.
and...
I am constantly surprised by this in the militants (and not only in the Americans). There is always (no, even so: ALWAYS) trying to escape from the car right on the road, bypassing a lot of cozy gaps along the way.

Tomorrow is a sad day.
He is: Why?
She: I’ve always wanted to live in Europe, but tomorrow I’ll bring my documents to the second form.
[ Passport and the second form of admission things are not compatible - the author's acceptance ]
He: Now you understand that you can only see Paris, London and Washington with a Kalashnikov machine gun in your hands and in shape.
She: Sorry but yes :

xxx: demand may and dropped, because prices on NG tours like on the moon
YYY: Have the routes to the moon already appeared? Through whom can I take? "Rogoz company" for example, or who?
zzz: Munich - Tremblant
Yes, these are reliable drivers.

I do sports, I play in the LFL (Amateur Football League). On the eve of an important match, I dreamed a dream: the last minutes, penalties, the ball I... Silence, run, blow! Woke up from a loud scream... Later, the beloved confessed that she had never received such a strong pencil.

On the phone with a girl (D):
D: Hello
I: Hello
D: I called you to ask something, then I realized I knew you would answer and I was upset by your answer.

Do you have dogs going to the toilet? Where are you then?

by God. Are you living alone? No is? With the parents? Are they going to the toilet? Where are you then?

XXX is:
I am faced with the choice of "slots"
Who can advise from personal experience?
I go to Lenin. Long time of autonomous work
Budget up to $400, GPS accuracy receiver.

YYY :
Take the Bundess folded blade:
It fits into the budget (for 400 you can buy from dozens of blades).
Excellent time of autonomous work - in six months never charged.
However, the accuracy of the allocation of coordinates is a little crumbling - only by the sun, having stumbled in the sand, knowing the exact time, you can more or less calculate the latitude. If you magnetize and drop into the water in the pad (not included), then you can find out the direction to the north.

and ZZZ:
Clothing is no longer in fashion.
After use, the sand is stuck.

Where to check for SPD?
by speedtest.net

Rosselkhoznadzor about a tourist who tried to transport a car to Russia 70 kilograms of French pastry made of meat of peaches, fasan, duck and wild cock.

There were times of jeans, plates tried to carry... and now the sacrifice.

[19:41:11] Anton: I found a location with NPSSami.
I’m showing the hotel for the third time and I see the same Uzbek man smoking in front of the elevator and looking out the window. He lacks only a question over his head and a sad story for the quest.
[21:41:20] Eugene: You take care of yourself
[21:41:25] Eugene: Maybe he is there
[21:41:39] Eugene: or you lack the level to take the quest)
[21:45:14] Anton: It is unlikely, most likely the slaves just didn’t write him a quest yet
[21:45:35] Evgeny: Wait for the renewal

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Genre: fantasy, drama, family, short film, detective
Yozik in the Mist (1975)

<Alka> the ability to include the fool-a sign of female wisdom
< Melody> rather tricks
<Alpha> I don’t think
<Melody> sorry
<Imagine> the prick of wisdom, it is the ability to fool-off.
<Melody> exactly

yyy: Try to break the Excel file with your hands - it raises the mood in the morning!

What is it: Acho? Opened the file. He divided it into five parts and kept it under different names. Then I threw it into 5 different baskets on the desk.

I know how to spend working hours.

To enter the purified railway is to scratch a dark spot from the tableboard for half an hour and then realize that it is a shadow from the tea tree.

I worked for a long time at the SES.I washed the cushion on the base, and put it in the dryer (160 °).At the exit I was waiting for a composition of plastic stalagmites and a sticky cushion. After trying to scrape the cloth, she decided to heat it in the same way, and so that the plastic did not swell the closet, she laid a sheet of paper at the bottom. Again, at the exit, I was met with the smell of well-brown plastic and a brown sheet of paper that had been dried to the state of pergament by the miracle of not burning. The safety instructions were clearly not read by me.

and ***

Apparently, a negative IQ is also a reality...

Discussion of the new film "A Good Man" with Sigal on a famous track.

XXX: the set of battle is less.
But here’s how you can have sex with a naked grandmother while you’re dressed in a leather coat. I have never seen such.
Why does he not show his body? As a snowman. Seeing the fat swam seriously.

YYY: Why do you look at the naked Seagal?

Always know your place in the food chain.

This story happened in the time of a tumultuous student youth... my friend wanted to try a group shower. He persuaded me to call the girls of the corresponding profession, of course, two.. agreed that they would come to my house.. we stand near the entrance, we wait.. a taxi comes in, one girl comes out, cute.
I say goodbye, “What is your name?” and “Julia.” "Julia, nice, but we both ordered, wanted to have fun, will you do it yourself?" Then she says, “I don’t know what you ordered there, I’m going home to myself!” It turns out, it’s a neighbor from the upper floor... so I haven’t been red for a long time...

All of! The reconstruction is finally over! The McDonald’s at Pushkinskaya is closed.