When I was in the fifth grade, someone brought me naked cards. Of course, all the lessons were forgotten. After some time, already in the summer, a friend who lived in front of the district bathroom ran and snorted that there began to change the windows, and the new glasses were not yet painted. The women’s room was on the second floor and was well viewed from the roof of his house. Two days we sat there and made conclusions for ourselves: either the cards are false, or the beautiful aunts do not go to the bathroom.
The worst job for politicians. No one does so much harm.
I looked at someone on Twitter:
Well, if there is a “peach” then there must be a “peach” too?
WOW: It is exactly. But the “slipper” is a purely male puppy.
When will we see Marina?
HH: Not soon though. She is in shock.
WOW: and in more detail?
Yes, she bought a T-shirt "Smile if you want me". So we went for a walk with her. She cuts out all that fifa.
Then we sit down on the bench, we sit down, we eat ice cream.
And here Marina sees that on the opposite bench is sitting an old, bald grandfather with a truss and smiles in all the inserted jaw.
iksss: Generally, when you open the door to a stranger with a knife in hand, they are very careful and kind at once. I try not to get annoyed, maybe I’ll put a knife in the hallway.
The call:
What is the name of the author of the book "Notice of the rural veterinarian"?
by Google
Oh wow thank you!
A minute later, the phone calls again:
And the name?
by Yandex
Is Yandex a search engine?
Does Google not bother you?
BMX is Hello!
BMX: Are you still in the office?
Anthony: Hello
I am in hell.
Territorially it is nearby.
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Dialogue with a girl
She said, “Oh you are a whisper!
I: I am not a whisper! I am a pitch! The big difference
She – and what?
I – How is it? Another Pi! And that’s 3.14 in between!)
Chel is going to Japan.
by 111
You will have to bring Sasha.
by 222
Sake is a weakened to 30 gr heated car.
Do not take him.
Neither Saké nor Netsche.
and Katana.
No wasabi
Bite it all.
Bring me a bunch of flowers, alien.
Less read or watch Harry Potter. As I go, I watch "Living well". Topic:"How does the bear form?" I press a cup of coffee and wait for Professor Snape to come out and tell you about the tincture of peel and the root of the asphodele.
About the school:
When is September 1st?
The second.
My mother burned yesterday. The special effect was that it all happened very well.
and unexpectedly.
Someone calls her on a mobile phone.
by ZAMIR. Man did not get there.
Hi, I am Zamir
My mother, without thinking:
I am for peace, why war?
He puts the phone.
I have a 10 minute hysteria. I would love to see his face at that moment.
to this:
Per women are deprived of pleasure - the honor of the egg, but they can always wash their breasts.
The heh. But! If all men have something to scratch, then not all women have something to scratch ;)
One day, my friend and I made a newspaper on February 23. She is a great leader in 5th grade, and she needs to mean a newspaper to do. And she came to me, and we invented a newspaper, and painted it with guash, and pleased with themselves invited my husband to praise us. And the husband looked and said - All of you, aunt, get stuck here, I see: the sky means blue, the Kremlin again... on the ground tanks are hanging somewhere, in the sky - aircraft, soldiers are tapped everywhere for the beauty of pushes... One thing is not pleasing - the inscription "from February 23" slightly contrasts, you know, with a green cock bark in white chamomile!!! Did you smoke here? :( and we had to put the poor half-newspapers with the green lawn on the PVA glue with white cotton, depicting the fresh snow. It did not work, creatively.
I believe that somewhere in Japan there is a girl named Yoko Ho who will one day meet and fall in love with a simple Russian guy named Rom with the name Bottle.
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Volkan T, a 24-year-old Turk from the outskirts of Cologne, passed through all checkpoints in the closed zone of Luftwaffe at the airfield of Cologne, where Merkel’s A-319 was parked. The method by which he passed the first cordon is better to remember. The Turk approached the soldiers of the Bundeswehr and said he wanted to check the officer’s dining room, which he rented for a family holiday.
When Volkan arrived at the Chancellor’s airbus, it was time for a party. He dressed up to the cowards, jumped on the wing, danced on it, good, the plane was not very large, then got into the cockpit and started pressing all the buttons in a row. One of them turned out to be a button to turn on the fire system, everything was poured with foam, inflatable stairs jumped out. And the guard came. After three hours of talks through the megaphone, the shepherd infested the boy, and he was caught with a bite in the leg. Currently, Volkan is in a psychiatric hospital. If he had played well in Microsoft's fly-simulator, everything could have been different.
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Never... listen never... glossing your girlfriend's foot NEVER in any case, don't touch your other hand to your unbarred face and don't make a thoughtful face.
The phrase "I'm a shaved monkey" is a blow to the forehead and the promise that you will live a couple of weeks without sex is guaranteed. It is (
This poor man:
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Never listen, never listen.
Pulling my girlfriend's leg
In no case not
Touch the other hand.
Do not make your roots worn.
A thoughtful face.
The phrase "I am the unbarred monkey"
A blow to the forehead and a promise to live.
Have no sex for a couple of weeks.
is guaranteed. It is (
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There are fucking girls too.
I sympathize...
1: How is your partner?
2 as a processor.
1 the meaning?
2: It appears to be loaded, but it is inactive.
XXX: We need to talk about everything.
YYY: Where and when?
XXX: Just go to the courtyard.
yyy: "On the bench in the yard, like drug addicts." - Grandmothers mod.
Zzz: on the bench in the yard, like grandmothers
Yyy: Like grandmothers, they’re on the bench at the entrance, and on the bench in the yard, they’re like drug addicts.
YYY: Don’t confuse it anymore, these are two conflicting groups.
Double K