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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7645
 10.07.2008
Just repaired the printer in accounting again by the method of "imposing hands" and learned from accountants that "he from Exel is harder to print, there is still a need to count, therefore longer..."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7644
 10.07.2008
It is easier:
Click the shift, then on + above the quote.
Then you press the shift, run and beat your head at the nearest wall.This is the easiest way to get rid of all the bugs on your computer! and ;-)

(c) the
oxygen
Exactly! The main thing is not to forget to take the computer with you, then 100% of the bugs will disappear...))))))))))))

oxygen

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7643
 10.07.2008
The New! Diablo 3 for Wii!

Now, to hit once, you will need to remove a whip. Who passes the game will look more cool than any bodybuilder

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7642
 10.07.2008
One of our users had to contact me so often for work that he had to give him his ask.
He suddenly writes today:
I bought my daughter’s phone, she doesn’t see the USB port.
Welcome to the free technical support service all over the world. Answers immediately appeared in my head:
I sympathize.
It wasn’t me, I didn’t touch it.
Change the daughter.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7641
 10.07.2008
- Yes, I, if you want to know, came to Moscow by bus from Penza!! to
- O_O
What is weak?
You have a big mouth... lol 😉
I just described myself as an autostop.
Better a bitter truth than a sweet bad thing 😉
She is not so bitter!
It’s the second time I’m out 😉)))))))))))))))))))
Fuck it...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7640
 10.07.2008
In business, like in boxing, the most important thing is not success, but how much you can.

to persist.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7639
 10.07.2008
A small preface: when you play chess, you need the same thing.

Take the figures and press the clock. If you are playing flash

Very little time, so you have to do it very quickly. if is

two experienced chess players play, and the shooter has already hanged, then the hand movements

It becomes very fast and a person who is unfamiliar with chess seems to be

There is some kind of chaotic magic happening, and it is hard to believe that

people make some meaningful moves (hands only melt and knock on

2 or 3 times per second.



Well, and now the story itself: as a child, I was fascinated by handball, yes.

At the age of 15 he fulfilled the regulations of the CMC. Physically it was not bad.

is prepared. But especially well, despite the hassle, I always managed.

fighting on arms, in the so-called "arm-restling"

Throw, or what I guessed when I was a child, how correct

I struggled, but even the adult men were few who could pull with me.

Later, in studenthood repeatedly won various local tournaments.

The fact that I am long and thin has often misled opponents.

It is ;)

And in that summer, it was only three weeks on the collection, and all the rest of the time.

There was nothing to do and they played chess in the courtyard. Then decided

Go to the city club, and by the end of the summer it is all free time.

held in this club (good to the beginning of winter chess "released").



In general, on one of the hot summer days we sit and break up in the club.

The above method in blitz. There are a few “men” here. and

begins to stumble over the young chess players (and the contingent,

Remember, 90% of these are glasses and pants, as my wife says, typical.

“Sit here, you wipe your trousers, better go, yes.

Should the tournament be turned, the giraffes pulled? ha ha ha ha...” and so on.



I listened to this case, listened, and offered to fight on my hands.

(The boys were a little bit older and obviously didn't expect it.)

“... ha – let’s!”

We sit down, clamp our arms, lightning movement, I won. go again

Give it. The result is the same. He speaks sharply, shakes slowly,

Give it. Slowly turn his hand. Others also tried to take revenge.

The result is the same, one like a hand even pulled out a little - strongly.

He was tired with his sting.

They stand, their hands rub. The situation clearly went beyond their understanding.

They say, “How are you?”

I, good soul, point to the people who are crushed in the flash, saying:

“While you break into the flash, your hands know how to swing! ...” Pro is

My kms on handball and daily exercises with hats I'm right

I forgot to mention :)

They watched the chess players for half an hour. HOTELS

Probably "pumping" behind the chess board, but to see such an exercise

It seemed too “heavy.” never decided. And in vain!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7638
 10.07.2008
The motto of our state: if corruption is not defeated, it must be defeated.

Organize and lead.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7637
 10.07.2008
Dear readers of Bora!
We missed the seventh flower. Searched in Google and even a new Firefox with a search from Yandex, there are no results.
If you do not help find it, we will postpone the collider’s launch.
FSB of Russia

PS For Bilan - sorry, the leopard itself went off...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7636
 10.07.2008
Comment on the article "How gases are formed in the intestines or 20 modest questions about puck"

Victim of gases (guest)
I wake up at night in a cold sweat, I hear the loud roar of her anus and I imagine the deadly gases like a poisonous cloud leaking through the gap in the door right into my room, and from there through the nostrils IN MY SOUL!!! I am an unhappy person, I lack the moral strength to kill my dog. I tried to talk to her, nothing went well. One day I glued her anus while she was asleep, but in the morning she bit me for it...How can I live? The worst thing about myself is that I started cuddling before I went to bed because of the fear of being a dog... I hate myself and my dog.

But thanks to the author of the article, I finally found peace. The fact is that my dog always loved eating apples for dinner and then doing THIS all night. Now I give the dog apples in the morning, simultaneously opening all the windows in the apartment. When I come in, I only smell the spring, and at night I sleep peacefully. My dog is no longer angry with me because I call her a “perdote and dumb pig,” my life is beginning to get a shade of childlike joy.
thank you!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7635
 10.07.2008
Looking for a song..I killed the text "I don't know what to do with this trouble"

The first result in greasy:

Disruption of erection?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7634
 10.07.2008
I’m going to go to the bulgary,....gru GM; GM- our bulgary, Galina Mikhailovna 60+ years)))"let’s put the account out!",and she’s so hardened,grit:"Well, it’s time to go?",I’m grit:"Yes".
she closes the window and her porn goes out,....she is so demonstrably"hm..............porno is what............!" and doesn’t close it, and it WORDS....

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7633
 10.07.2008
How about Hikari?
Payment is yes.
Hikari what?? to
I had to answer something.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7632
 10.07.2008
XXX: I slept in my arms with a cushion.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: in general, it all started yesterday.. well, I was wearing all day there and here, there were so many things, I went to bed early and I didn't go to the inets accordingly. and accordingly that the launch was postponed I did not know... at night I wake up from flashes of light right in the window, until my eyes become blind. The first thought: they launched it! I ran for a bowl to the kitchen to protect myself from crabs) and in general I stand on the balcony with a bowl, looking through the eyes of a herd of crabs) (flakes somewhere every 10-15 seconds). And I get a frightening thought: what if it all disappeared somewhere? Well, and so quickly I go out to the internet to read about the end of the world and read that the collider will launch in August.. the heart so immediately relieved and I with a calm thought that it is only aliens I go to sleep) bowl naturally with me)))
YYY: Copec...what were the blasts?
XXX: The storm has begun.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7631
 10.07.2008
Transmission on TV about various emergencies, says an employee of the IMD:
There was a collision of two vehicles, which led to an explosion (pause) eээ on the sidelines found body stops (pause seconds 3, eyes ran, you can see what was strained - he thinks)....ээээ...and this is what they told us.
Next video where an eyewitness describes the situation)))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7630
 10.07.2008
From Wikimedia:

Cottage village of Wiesendorf.
Home for Austrian projects.
developed infrastructure.

The commentary:
As a resident of the town, I can say. That in general, this whole slope was formed as a result of the unsuccessful launch of the S25 missile. The whole grassland is a place contaminated with an asymmetric dimethylhydrazine (heptyl - a component of a highly boiling rocket fuel). All the trees in the infected area just disappeared.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7629
 10.07.2008
I stood in the morning waiting for the hospital to be opened... and here look, the grandmother came out of the window... then I see - a pigeon drives away from the carniss with a rod... a puddle is poured out of the carniss... it flies... the pigeons are flying...... HERAK! with a goat’s stick... again...HERAC! Could he train?

She eats them stupidly along the way.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7628
 10.07.2008
We sit with a friend, eat and drink. I give him a sauce, and he looks at the sauce with suspicion. and pause. Getting the pasta. and pause.
Will nothing happen to me?
You will become an alcoholic. The sauce has nothing to do with it.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7627
 10.07.2008
XXX is cold.
XXX: only 54 shows...
The day was 55

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7626
 10.07.2008

Wasabi (20:35:30 7/07/2008)
Borscht is like peelmen, only pieces smaller and different, border or red color.

Rome (20:36:22 7/07/2008)
With the test?

Wasabi (20:39:54 7/07/2008)
Do you know what Testo is?

Rome (20:40:27 7/07/2008)
It grows on peeling meat.

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