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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101753
 13.08.2014
She believes in all kinds of meridians.
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I also believe in meridians. I believe in parallels.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101752
 13.08.2014
He touched the classic:

I would fuck the poets who write here, not in the newspapers!

Writing on toilet walls
Unfortunately, friends, it is not wise.
Among the shit you are all poets.
Among the poets you are shit.

It belongs to half of the peasants.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101751
 13.08.2014
The most expensive advice from analysts, and the most expensive nonsense from politicians.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №101750
 13.08.2014
The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He breaks down, and pulls his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The guard, asking, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №101749
 13.08.2014
The more I read the newspapers and watch the news on TV, the more clearly I understand: it is not from Russia that we must roll, but from the planet!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101748
 13.08.2014
Sanctions of sanctions. Some scream this shit, we will eat, others - horror, prices will rise.
The main question is whether these sanctions are responsible.

The U.S. has stalled our financial system, technology and science have been overthrown, and now we are lagging behind every day. What did we answer to them? Is this all we can do – to ban farmers from selling us potatoes?
It is a shame, in my opinion. For 20 years, the volva was able to master only one lever - a gas valve, and even one, as it turns out, is not regulated - the macroeconomy is not a rural store. We are told that we are like the U.S. "climbing", and in fact fuck up to Latvia Finland and Ukraine. The U.S. is deeply and loud about our sanctions. This is the sixth part of sushi. Reduce the great country to clashes with countries the size of the Moscow region!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101747
 13.08.2014
Apparently, all teachers of English have already become accustomed to the fact that in groups of technical specialties, everything is called "Greek".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101746
 13.08.2014
This is the difference between the Americans and the Russians. American: “We have a free country, I can’t be hit,” Russian: “We have a free country, I can hit anyone.”
- Ah, and the American Negroes invented the game "Cut the White"
This game was invented by the Red.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101745
 13.08.2014
Christina: Is there anything I can do to create this external printed form?
BRR: In what language is it written?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101744
 13.08.2014
and Kirill:

Sdr

Day of Birth.

fucking

The Birth

the day

S is

Read the last three posts from the bottom up, but don’t read this.

Not the last three.

Then read the last six sentences, and forget the first three below.

If you get confused, call me. I will explain in more detail.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101743
 13.08.2014
OJIEHB
I also used to knock the door in the village a few times. There were sparks in the glosses. Nothing is like living.
Reply to

:() → OJIEHb
To be alive does not mean to be without consequences.
For example, your manner of writing with demonstrative errors is nothing more than a stylistically marked type of pragmatic speech with a broad connotative palette that necessarily involves an interpretative community.
Behind this often lies the consciousness of one’s own incompetence and insolvency.
Therefore, it is concluded that the consequences still exist.

OJIEHb → :(
I smiled and didn’t take anything :)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101742
 13.08.2014
In one good MMORPG like WoW, there’s the opportunity to pray to the gods (a game with deep roots from the 90s, so it doesn’t look like the proverbs of the RPC). For prayer, among other things, they give a coin. For 100 coins you can buy a mount. So, I, a person who has passed or tried almost half of all known 3D games, who considers himself a gamer and an advanced user, never in my life could have thought that at 25 my morning before work would start with prayer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101741
 13.08.2014
A small group of players during a very large-scale PvP (server-to-server) for five minutes has been trying to knock the door of the enemy fort.

Why are there no enemy players?
Q: Is this a PVP?
It is PVD.
HHH: Oh the PVD? Players against...
Tagged: doors

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101740
 13.08.2014
Meat prices from South America are higher and the quality is worse than in Europe, and delivery can be much more expensive, again it will be carried through Belarus, because Russia has no access to the sea.

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The man killed. Tell me where you studied and where you work, I want to know where such wonders come from.
Russia has no way to the sea, Russia has no way to the sea. Russia has no way out to the sea!! to
I cry and laugh at the same time. This is the best nonsense I have heard in my life. Bravo to you, bravo. Twice brave for not being ashamed to speak about economics.
And, by the way, with a high percentage of probability the beef you eat is from Argentina.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №101739
 13.08.2014
Listen to Archangelsk:

I learned that my young man is going to make me an offer next weekend. From the beginning, of course, madly delighted))) But then began to realize that she is not ready for family life at all. And the "friend" of him lying next to me was also not delighted.

[ + 9 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101738
 13.08.2014
Personally, everyone, putting their hand on the heart, want to have a three-level apartment, ride on the Maybach and sunbath at sea 4 times a year. But since this is not achievable for the absolute majority, let's go ahead and hysterize about our all - the possibility to buy 2 times a month 100 grams of brie or hamon and feel the drunken freedom of choice.
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I love Bri. I love science fiction, industrial, my work and brie. Brie is great and delicious. I love when there is an interesting story in the movie, I like when a book is interesting to read. I love when food tastes good. And when some hamlo without my knowledge comes to me in the refrigerator and indicates what I should eat, and what not - I don't like it. Can you explain to me why I should refuse this bri? To pump the Danish cheeses that make this brie? Yes, I love these cheeses, they are great guys, because they make such cheese.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101737
 13.08.2014
Mom and Dad are talking in the kitchen.
M: Do you know what an etheric body is?
P: of course! The body on the operating table.
M: And the astral?
Q: This body is from Australia.
M (laughing): Well what is mental then?
P: You don’t even have to think about it, and that’s clear!
M is?! to
Q: Do you see the falsehood from the window?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101736
 13.08.2014
This is why we need to reduce the number of criminals.)
The corrupt? Shoot to
Drugs to shoot.
rapist to shoot
Tagged with: confiscation
GG: The organs?
Thread: And they too
full of people who want to live and work for the good of the state and the people
Medicine will jump to a new level.
Today, dear interns, we will cut the chief doctor for corruption.
Theft in especially large amounts is punished by deprivation of the kidney. The same act committed by a group of persons on a preliminary conspiracy is punished by deprivation of the kidney, lungs and spleen.
the state: immediately then even the law to accept that persons without any bodies are forbidden to occupy state posts...)))
RPG: Without a Brain
You are right away on the whole word)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101735
 13.08.2014
From the classic:
We didn’t have a cliché, and we used the tea.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101734
 13.08.2014
According to Belstat, for five months of 2014, Belarusian lemons were delivered to Russia for $1.7 million, Belarusian bananas - for $183,000, Belarusian pineapples - for $37,000, Belarusian nuts (coco, Brazilian, cash and almonds) - for $1.8 million, Belarusian midi - for $792,000, Belarusian octopuses - for $449,000.
The voice of Lukashenko: Well, the earth has been born, don’t shut it back, let’s sell it!

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