There were no other women in Russia.

I decided to go out behind the comp in a few centuries and walk. I live in Kamchatka so the sunny day is a great reason to quit the computer. I come to the stop and see a girl, 20 years old, all of herself (typical blonde), hair under her shoulders, heels, shorts, a maid, all in golden rings, rubies pink and talking on the phone. I have to say something attracted me to it. Toli looks beautiful, toli breasts of the third size... Well, it doesn’t matter. From the conversation I learned that her name was Tina, which made me smile a little. Here, her second phone rings and she tells her girlfriend that her grandmother is calling and putting on the phone. Answers the call (the phone is loud, so you can hear the whole dialogue) and let you think? Her grandmother says that her recipe is more delicious than the one that her grandmother cooked and asks this blonde for a recipe for her cabbage cabbage! And then the grandmother asked what was going on with her computer and how to repair it and this girl wrote out everything to do no worse than a professional computer worker! What to say, I fell in love instantly.
That’s how, guys, throw off the compass more often.

In our country, everything is simple. If you can’t stand for yourself, you have to sit for yourself.

The sport. Bubble is blowing billions.
Behind every improvement in the result there are huge backs for studying nutrition, regimen and more.
Why am I?
If vegetarianism really were so offensive, then all athletes would be vegetarian.

In the world of cats there is no such notion - sleeping.

Was she surprised this time?
And as always. I went to get an autograph from that fool. And he worshiped and worshipped: I only give for mines. And she’s in response, thoughtfully, like this: Figevo you heaven on the autograph session. Men get there too.
and ahaha! The smart!! to
The director of the group was still there. He gave it to her and gave it to Mike. It is now called a trophy.

Look at the vacancies:
"Software Engineer for Windows. OOO OOO "Special Construction " The body. 31-26 to 95."
This is who is developing it! You are Microsoft :D

Correspondence of employees of the transport company, chat with the name "Let’s look for":
Saratov: guys can't find the cargo, look at the warehouses of who it is, there are 2 doors from Kamaz, 3 six-meter pipes in diameter of 20 cm each, and the pad 2x2x2 meters black film packed by the manufacturer and band yellow bound.

Darklexx: An unexpected panic attack has been subjected to eight-year-old Lisa, suddenly realizing that a boy from the institute has come to her real playstiles to play.

Email on a dating site.

XXX is Hi! What is your breast size?
YYY: What a sudden question!
XXX is a normal question. So what?
yyy the fifth. Not so much, considering my fullness.
Is your ass big?
YYY: The man. I am all big. Pretty to.
XXX is cool! Coolly
Do you like sex?
YYY: Listen, fuck, well, I love of course, only I don't look for sex a couple of times, I want to meet people here, not with their screams.

to this:
"I am not shy of asking, but what is the fourth aggregate state of water?"
The fourth aggregate state of any substance is plasma.

Well, let’s tell you what a 7-year-old boy can do with a phone for kilobacks of what he can’t do with a phone for 100 backs!

Take 300 backs, for example.

I read the news:"In Minsk, two casino employees were arrested for suspicion of organizing escort services." Blind, what is this casino with only one blackjack?! to

Chemical Weapons in the Civilized World
In 1953, 20-year-old Ronald Maddison, a British Air Force engineer from Consett, Darem County, died while testing sarin on a human in the Porton Down Scientific and Technical Laboratory in Wiltshire. Madison was told that he was involved in an experiment to treat a cold. Within ten days after his death, the investigation was conducted in secret, after which the verdict "accident" was issued.

The administration of the U.S. Guantanamo prison did not allow one of the prisoners to hand over a copy of the Gulag archipelago. However...

Are they working?
I (thinking that it is colleagues at the factory who decided to dismiss it) - I work.
So they sat down!
I’d rather wait for the bus.
You would see their eyes.

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My acquaintance stood late in the evening in a jacket and a shirt at the bus stop (waiting for the bus). Next to her brakes a expensive car, the glass descends, and a man sitting behind the wheel asks her:

How much?

She with a simple eye, having understood the essence of the question in a different way, looks at the clock and answers:

half the eleventh.

The man waved for half a minute, after which he escaped in the car beyond the horizon.

During the processing of the administrative material, he tried to fall asleep all the time, and the staff of the State Auto Inspection had to constantly wake him up. How he managed Kamaz in this state is unclear."
Comment: Where is he going from the track?

The higher the boss, the more he mistakes that he is not a fucker.

Facebook brought the beautiful: the newspaper "Vream and money"
Find, so to speak, a signature

CbI4 (17:16:06 22/08/2013)
My grandfather is 83 or 84. Shash burned him for watching porn at work :D
CbI4 (17:16:26 22/08/2013)
with such a serious fucking look.

xxx[22.08.2013 4:28:13]: How! Why don’t we sleep so early? The work?
YYY (Programming Engineer): No and insomnia.
YYY: I argue and argue, and I can’t sleep. Okay, I’d better sit down.
xxx count the sheep
YYY: It is useless.
XXX Why?
YYY: I tried it once.
YYY: Lie down, close my eyes, imagine such an idyllic picture: grass, green grass, shed, sheep... I lie, I think...
XXX: and...
YYY: At midnight, he thought about the algorithm of automatic counting the number of sheep in the picture of the grassland.
Xxx:...
XX: You are really dumb.