This year, Santa will only give gifts to those children who have more torrents than downloaded.

Yesterday, I and my friends were heating glutens in pots. Mother came and said, “Can you bring apples for breakfast?”
We: No, we do not have to.
Do we not eat after the first pot?

He says hello. Would you like me to make you a cunnilingus?
She: Better make yourself a mine. And the most pleasant and others do not have to get.

The first:
I drink all of it...
The first:
I extend pleasure
The second:
I will also fuck.
The first (19:56:56 13/12/2009)
You are an evil bird.

xxx read about these your drums, bought myself two..one red, one green with flowers.It really works?In which of them to beat,in case of a computer failure?
YYY YYYY)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX in the meaning?
Both of them are mine! 😉

There is a goat flu in Europe. 6 people died. I represent the situation
Doctor: Yes, you have goat flu.
Patient: Yeah yeah yeah! O O O O
Death from a heart attack.

and thumbüthumbs:
It is already romantic.
by Lamber:
Oh yeah, oh yeah...? to
and thumbüthumbs:
Oh yeah, fucking
and thumbüthumbs:
This is already romantic.
by Lamber:
You are even entangled with the meaning of O_O.

We sit on the OBŽ... The displaced at the time of the fourth couple in a row tells how he worked at the tyre factory, how many of his friends died... Bla bla bla... Everyone has already relaxed... Here he unexpectedly exclaims: “Write!” Everyone, of course, grabbed their hands, so as not to listen to any nonsense once. It dictates: “where... where smells... shit... involved... female... shit... Signature: V.A. The goose.” 1 minute to 15 minutes. They recorded everything. I forgot...
The next couple of stories. The gallery. Two are cut in a sea battle... The historian furiously takes a notebook with the demand to show what is written there. Tetrad, of course, one for all objects and entertainment. He roars in the “records”, bragging, in iteric, that he will answer for it. The subsequent presentation of all notebooks with a similar aforism introduces her into a stupid and pre-infarct state.

Ahahaha, the deadly slaves of social media, and I learned about the fall of contact from the best abyss.

xxx (from 21:16) :
Chuck Norris Loh compared to my Persian.

yyy (21:17) :
) ) )

yyy (21:17) :
Are you still alive?

yyy (22:10) :
WOW...

The neighbor will tell: I go into the kitchen, I turn on the gas and I see a cockroach jumping out from there, and right up the shovel, I light up the gas, and he is in a circle of fire... he thinks a long time and decides to jump out from there and burns up!

Street age ^ and you also have a funny creature in your closet named "Something to wear???? to

<Dark_Star> ^ it is not funny it is evil. It eats all my clothes and leaves all my streams flowing.

A well-known programmer stumbled on the boss:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Note, I called them affectionately "lohi", and "not dumb dudes"
WOW :
They kindly said "You’re fired", and not "go on, call on"...
The xxx:
So I pulled the stepper.

Maniac (15:59:40 13/12/2009)

And God created the woman.
The creature came out evil, but funny.

-=~***Katyusha - Insane***~=- (16:00:27 13/12/2009)
Is that evil?!! to

Dunkler Fraulein (22:00:42 11/11/2009)
The year of the Iron Tiger.
Arina (22:03:57 11/11/2009)
Japan Mother of the Year of the German Tank!!! = – O
Dunkler Fraulein (22:06:17 11/11/2009)
XDDD
Arina (22:10:39 11/11/2009)
I know what to celebrate the new year in a helmet and tiger loins.

The end of the shelf life of yogurt means that bifidobacteria have moved to the dark side of force.

Igor Vladimirovich, I honestly wanted to surrender the SUBD in September, but it didn’t work out!! to

Z is. Bring it to the top, otherwise I will not live!

Few people know that Kaspersky's whisper belongs to the genre of Blues. This can be read in the description of the sound file itself.

Compared to politics, prostitution is a fair business.

I bought a shell. The garage is like this, if anyone doesn’t know, they just came into fashion. Not that he loves the shore so much, but
Lechin's iron friend twisted two wheels at night, broke the glass and crushed the magnetol, scratching the hood and the luggage. From which Lecha, like any normal person, made conclusions and bought a shell. Four dumb boys quickly installed Lohino's acquisition on a forest park near the house, placing it in a number of similar garages, and Lohha began to study the purchased goods in detail. The lifting and twisting gates did not like him immediately: they went up and down with great effort. It was awkward, thought Leah.
A week later, having made several parts in a familiar mechanic, he slightly changed the position of the rotating axis of the gates, replaced the scrolling supports with rolling bearings and completely changed the design of the counterweight. After abundant lubrication of the system, the gates could be opened and closed by pushing them with one finger. The clever locks installed by Lehoy with spikes, with a light click, reliably fixed the gateway in a closed position, fell to the perpetrators. The raised gate was a little beyond the size of the garage, but it was possible to spit on it. On the evening of the next day, Lechka put the car in the shell and smoked, slightly leaning to the trunk. On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- The cat, - penetrated in Lohina's head, - the bastard and the legs are dirty. but
No traces or traces are needed.
A small shadow dimmed and a curious red whitish mouth looked into the shell from the cut of the gate.
“Not a cat,” Lecha realized, “a cat. Eat it you.
Belka jumped out of the shell, and the gate, disturbed by a whitish jump, clogged, almost stabbing Lehe's legs. The castles were fun.
“Crants,” said Lecha quietly to himself, contemplating the eternal, “the hell.”
The Protein. But they will be looking for me. I’ll find it, but I’ll get cold.
They say that the body smell is not removed from the car. Will come from outside
to die.
There are no emergency situations. Untouchable shells, too, if you turn around. Having stood in the darkness for half an hour, Lechka recalled that there are "spindles" on the locks standing fifteen centimeters from the floor, for which you can move the spindles away. It was necessary to move them simultaneously, because these crumbling "languages" of the bars were fixed only by the key and from the outside. Leha removed his left shoe and socks, and lay on his right side, somewhat entangled in the narrow gap between the bumper and the gates. Half an hour later, with his left leg and right hand, he was able to open both gaps. From a slight push the gate rose. Leah stood up and put on her shoes.
On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- AAAA, a fox - a loaf of Lech, one jump overcome about three meters and
and turned. On the roof of the shell was a blanket.